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so I am ordering pizza online to eat all by myself it's a philly cheese steak from dominoes. I just got a notification that Jennifer has prepared my pizza and it's in the oven. please do not ask about the car I am feeling very bad about it and I have a shift today but at least I will not have to deal with people and pretend to be happy to them and serve them their food and be all "I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FOOD YOU SON OF A BITCH" insteD I'll just make little side dishes for their meals and stare at the floor all night. I tired to take a bunch of xanax last night but then I read that apparently more than like 5mg doesn't really do poo poo extra for you so I just spaced out all evening as my dad told me about conserving money and stuff and I don't even remember when I fell asleep
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Btw David left the store at 2:59 he'll be here soon then I can stfuu my face yum
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May 21, 2015 20:00
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Are you excited about high school graduation and summer vacay?
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May 21, 2015 20:01
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What happened to the car?
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May 21, 2015 20:01
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is the car okay
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May 21, 2015 20:02
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tell us about the car op
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May 21, 2015 20:02
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Came for car deets
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May 21, 2015 20:06
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:What happened to the car? Fergus Mac Roich posted:is the car okay ANIME IS BLOOD posted:tell us about the car op Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Came for car deets
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May 21, 2015 20:08
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May 21, 2015 20:08
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I'd like a pic of the car and the pizza, honestly
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May 21, 2015 20:08
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Windows 98 posted:Are you excited about high school graduation and summer vacay? I'm excited for my pizza and the sweet release of death
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May 21, 2015 20:08
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How does a car roll down a hill? And does your pizza have the Pineapple on it?
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May 21, 2015 20:09
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Seaniqua posted:I'd like a pic of the car and the pizza, honestly this but just the car
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May 21, 2015 20:10
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I remember when this thread was first posted :old:
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May 21, 2015 20:10
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm excited for my pizza and the sweet release of death yes but THE CAR
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May 21, 2015 20:10
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what's wrong with your parking brake
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May 21, 2015 20:23
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So is the cat OK???
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May 21, 2015 20:25
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My pizza is taking a long time it's been like 30 min
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May 21, 2015 20:26
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what happened to the pizza?? is david ok?
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basement jihadist posted:what happened to the pizza?? is david ok? Maybe he rolled down my backyard too
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May 21, 2015 20:30
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One time I got my car stuck in a lawn crater. Do you have one of those
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May 21, 2015 20:35
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General Tofu posted:One time I got my car stuck in a lawn crater. Do you have one of those 
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May 21, 2015 22:15
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I dont think that belongs there, you should go get it.
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May 21, 2015 22:32
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lmbo
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May 21, 2015 22:33
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have you investigated for david down there
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May 21, 2015 22:34
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The lady across the hall from me died from a combination of Xanax and Vicodin and she was like 300lbs. Keep trying OP you'll figure it out.
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May 21, 2015 22:36
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i'm guessing it hit something? also it doesn't really look like it could've rolled up to that initial downward slope without someone loving with it, get a security cam
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May 21, 2015 22:37
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car overboard
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May 21, 2015 22:38
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dude i really wish i was eating a pizza i'm have a colonoscopy tomorrow so apparently i have to not eat anything all day today and have a ton of laxatives it's pretty lovely
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ashgromnies posted:dude i really wish i was eating a pizza I've done this twice. Did they give you the big jug-o-laxatives or is your doc letting you use OTC laxatives? The first time I did it I had to drink the jug and that was top 5 worst experiences of my life. I went to 5 guys after my last one
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:i'm guessing it hit something? also it doesn't really look like it could've rolled up to that initial downward slope without someone loving with it, get a security cam Looks like he got out while it was still in gear and it rolled away
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May 21, 2015 22:48
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OTC and five guys sounds really good right now the diner near my office made the whole street smell like bacon today, it's not fair
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May 21, 2015 22:49
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OP did the pizza have pineapple on it. Answer our loving questions.
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May 21, 2015 22:50
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ArbitraryC posted:Looks like he got out while it was still in gear and it rolled away yeah you're right, that's almost 100% likely. op... sorry bud but lol
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May 21, 2015 23:07
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm excited for my pizza and the sweet release of death We won't release our hostage until you meet our demands. Give us the pizza or death dies.
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May 22, 2015 00:33
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post a pic of the pizza
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May 22, 2015 00:38
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say hi to big dave for me
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May 22, 2015 00:39
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dear op forget about the xanax and have a good day thanks bud
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How does a car roll down a hill? Wheels?
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