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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

holy lol he must have been busting a lot of tough and brooding crimes to be 35 lookin like a year ole cop lookin like he hitler who woke up w/ male pattern baldness

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Reverse Centaur posted:

Jessa is smokin hot c'mon. With that many kids you have to have one good one.

But she's basically off the show now so they can go ahead and cancel. They have to cancel now after the Mama June precedent right? (she dumped the dad for the pedophile who raped her own daughter)

My wife and I liked to play "which Duggars are gay" and think John David is a good bet. He's an overcompensating wannabe cop who never "courts" anyone and is the oldest non-married one.



this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

after the heat was off a bit from internal, i duggar up and moved the body to a safer place -- jim bob's collards and peppas garden

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Phoon posted:

this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo

why can't he be both, like dahmer?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
There is always more and it is always worse

quote:


Honey Boo Boo matriarch Mama June Shannon is so angry about TLC’s handling of the revelation that 19 Kids and Counting’s Josh Duggar molested girls (including his sisters) as a teenager, that she’s threatening to sue the network, TMZ reports.

TLC quickly cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last year with a whole season of the show taped and in the tank after it was alleged that Shannon had entered in a relationship with Mark McDaniel, a convicted sex offender who allegedly molested Shannon’s own daughter, Anna Cardwell. She tells TMZ she’s out “hundreds of thousands of dollars” now that the show is over.

So far, the network has stayed quiet in regards to 19 Kids and Counting, documenting the lives of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and their children. Their oldest, Josh Duggar, was revealed in a story by inTouch Weekly yesterday to have been accused as a teenager of molesting multiple underage girls—including his own sisters. As US Weekly noticed, TLC actually aired a 19 Kids and Counting marathon last night.

"I read that the Duggar family said, this happening with their son brought them closer to God and each other. So they’re saying it’s ok to have family touch time? Hell no,” Mama June told TMZ.

Here’s an idea: How about no one on any TLC show ever has any family touch time?


From gawker

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Wanamingo posted:

I went and checked if I could find any more details on this story, and



what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

lol at Jim Bob grabbing his nuts in this picture.

HERE IS MY SEED AND HERE ARE ITS FRUITS

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

lmao

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse


From gawker

You know its a hosed up situation when mama June is the voice of reason

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse


From gawker

I guess the reality finally caught up with TLC, again.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Wanamingo posted:

I went and checked if I could find any more details on this story, and



what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

bill clinton rapes people and has sex wit rapes human trafficking victims lmao

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

My girlfriend is going to be upset about this. I can't wait to tell her.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

RanchoRube posted:

My girlfriend is going to be upset about this. I can't wait to tell her.

When are people going to learn that the people you see acting the most righteous are just deflecting?

Wash away sin

Take off your skin

The righteous father wears the yellowest grin

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
keep the family strong

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

It's not a sexual thing. Please don't think this is a sexual thing I just like mudkip and babies need diapers, that's how it works.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse


From gawker

One wonders if she is upset because she wants their show to be cancelled too, or if she didn't think she should have been cancelled.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

One wonders if she is upset because she wants their show to be cancelled too, or if she didn't think she should have been cancelled.

The latter.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Wanamingo posted:



what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

Arkansas

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

Because shorts on anyone older than 3 years old makes them look like an idiot.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

errant ballsack visible upshorts

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

now a pair of jorts I can see... those are for men

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Josh whispers into his sister's ear. "My dad totally owns a dealership"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

they push the protestant work ethic hard and in certain socioeconomic circles in the south, wearing shorts is a sign that you are probably some gently caress-around kid washing another dude's boat or if you're older, you're going out to the golf course. Real Men Do Work And Wear Dockers.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

Because no parent is all bad

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how is this family NOT mormon jesus loving wept

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Have these quiverfull fucks barricaded themselves into their compound and set it on fire yet

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
^--Waco 2: electric boogaloo

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Phoon posted:

this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo
he looks like the dog torturing romneyhuckabee imo

XMNN fucked around with this message at 16:18 on May 22, 2015

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they marry members of their brood off to children from other large broods of weirdos that think the same way

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

afeelgoodpoop posted:

hurr psychologist say you have to be careful with brothers and sisters of same ages when theyre toddlers cause they have no real filiter and will try anything with one another including sex.

goons "OMG THE RAPIST FUCKS PUT THEM IN JAIL"

Kids can't consent to sex or want sex or think about sex you pervert. They are innocent and this deviant propaganda you are spouting is GEttig me TRiGGErEd

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I bet they were relieved he was straight.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







I can't decide which face is more punchable.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The innocence about sexuality is p much the definition of childhood and claiming that kids are actively sexual is nothing but molester propaganda.

And don't start talking about "psychology", Sigman Freud believed everyone wants to fck their mom and dream about penises WHAT A PERVeRT

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

haljordan posted:

I can't decide which face is more punchable.

god gave you two fists for a reason

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

of course

of loving course


Honestly I would have thought this was more of a "Rick Santorum" family, though

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
It's nice that his current wife didn't mind that he's an incestuous rapist.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



dog buttz posted:

god gave you two fists for a reason

Insha'Allah

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Mama June posted:

family touch time

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Duggars: "Family Touch Time"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jonny 290 posted:

they're starting to grow up and marry off

if we get 15 of them having 15 kids each of whom have 15 kids we could have 3600 Duggars on the planet within 40 years

the McPoyle's irl

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Moridin920 posted:

the McPoyle's irl

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