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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Thats how confident I am that you can't prove he doesn't exist

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Mar 16, 2009

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tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
self is an illusion. there's no self, all is connected and that is god. a mysterious process of the universe
plat pls

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Prove you've had sex and I'll buy you plat, OP.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Thats how confident I am that you can't prove he doesn't exist

In your topic you offer about proving god exists and in the topic you talk about proving he doesn't. Which is it?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
1. I have an idea of supremely perfect being, i.e. a being having all perfections.
2. Necessary existence is a perfection.
3. Therefore, a supremely perfect being exists.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Demonachizer posted:

In your topic you offer about proving god exists and in the topic you talk about proving he doesn't. Which is it?

Prove he doesnt exist

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Prove he doesnt exist

You can't prove negatives dude

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
He exists now buy me plat n---a

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

hitler

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

mangosteen

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

God is the spark of light dwelling in your breast and the face of a pretty girl

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

redshirt got banned by ralp

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

this thread will get gassed

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Only an omnipotent being could make a mistake as big as humanity.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




if you stare into goatse long enough, you will see god

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Otto von Ruthless posted:

You can't prove negatives dude

Guess you won't be getting platinum then

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

redshirt got banned by ralp

give this guy plat op

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Guess you won't be getting platinum then

Check out my proof though

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
prove he does exist or does not? im confuesed

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
You were God the whole time!


<-plat

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im not doing your homework assignment for you op

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
god exists but he's a tulpa :( he's starting to go all marty mcfly faded i bet

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Are the Cylons the goodies or the baddies? I am not a fan of nuance.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op your mom yells "oh god" when I bang her so she thinks God exists and she thinks you exist so there you go

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




1. The definition of god varies across cultures. A general definition of god must be broad enough to account for these differences.
2. Other hypothetical cultures would increase the variety of definitions of god.
3. An infinite number of hypothetical cultures would create an infinitely vague definition of god.
4. Any claim can be made true if it is sufficiently vague.
5. Infinity must suffice.
6. God exists.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
OP has a concept of god i.e. that particular arrangement of three letters has meaning to the OP.
For OP to have a mental concept a particular arrangement of atoms and energy must exist in OP's brain.
=> God exists and he's in your head

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

im not sure why you are all still posting in here
ralp banned redshirt therefore god exists

close the thread and give me my prize you fuckface

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Mom is mom spelled backwards, and moms exist.

God is dog spelled backwards, and dogs exist.

Ergo, God exists.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Sunsets OP

Owned fuckface

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Mom is mom spelled backwards, and moms exist.

God is dog spelled backwards, and dogs exist.

Ergo, God exists.

A man, a plan, a canal. GOD.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Otto von Ruthless posted:

2. Necessary existence is a perfection.

Not on this gay earth / these kinds of arguments are why philosophy is dumb

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
If there wasn't a God there wouldn't have been someone to make every single rampaging homophobe a human being

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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tide goes in tide goes out you cant explain that

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Hobohemian posted:

Prove you've had sex and I'll buy you plat, OP.

I've had sex and that's how I know god exists, OP.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I suggest you watch the film God's Not Dead, I think you'll find several sufficient arguments contained within.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
God is bread

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I will pray on your behalf for opened eyes.

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i hate everything
Oct 15, 2010
Nothing exists piss

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