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virginia baby
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:36 |
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I need a good non-answer like "I'm getting by comfortably" when people ask you how much money you make.
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:36 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I hope you are trolling people when you say that, because it's asinine. The feelings referred to by words such as "love" or "drunk" are not communicated in those words, the words describe by definition. That is to say, they are ways of defining feelings that the listener is expected to be aware of, if not have a familiarity with, independent of hearing the words for them. To suggest that language cannot be used to describe your "spiritual experiences" is to suggest that they are truly unique to you, and therefore incomprehensible to anyone else, which you can't possibly have any real reason to believe. the tao that can be spoken is not the true tao
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:37 |
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RaceBannon posted:Seriously, where do you people live where people ask your religion? the u.s.
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:38 |
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Laslow posted:I need a good non-answer like "I'm getting by comfortably" when people ask you how much money you make. try just saying that Ocean Book posted:the tao that can be spoken is not the true tao tao isn't a real thing, though, it's a nebulous descriptive noun for a particular flavour of "spiritual experience", to which the same applies as above
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:39 |
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sometimes i say agnostic and other times i say christian. depends on how i feel about god's existence at that moment.
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:40 |
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Ocean Book posted:the tao that can be spoken is not the true tao He is rigid, like his anime love doll, not flowing and formless like ganja smoke. He does not walk the path.
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:41 |
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what if god is a bad guy
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:42 |
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Zzulu posted:what if god is a bad guy then the bible might really be the word of god
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:43 |
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A tourist in Ireland was in a shady spot of town when he felt a knife get pressed against his back "Catholic or Protestant?" asked a voice. The tourist nervously replied "Jewish." The man with the knife said "well then I am surely the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland."
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:43 |
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Zzulu posted:what if god is a bad guy Have you read the bible? God is totally a bad guy (Jesus is the good cop in the relationship).
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# ? May 22, 2015 18:43 |
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usually i say i'm a satanist, or a jedi or "agnostic" if it's my relatives
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# ? May 22, 2015 23:51 |
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metaphysico-islamist
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:04 |
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lucifer was much cooler to people but these things are fully beyond my comprehension
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:05 |
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Khorne posted:please do, but I think it's a troll pic i dont get it
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:07 |
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you are a loving pussy op
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:11 |
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Why would you associate Atheist with that stereotype anyways. Theres like a million in USA maximum, but a couple billion atheist in China and they don't even know what fedora is. Stop being self centered
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:13 |
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"Atheist" is just coded language for letting people know you are racist and into Eugenics. "Non-religious" is a better answer, OP.
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:34 |
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lol if you let your fear of the internalized voices in your head stop you from admitting you are an atheist #notallneckbeards
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:55 |
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basement jihadist posted:i dont get it
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:09 |
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When someone asks me if I'm religious I react as if they had asked me about my genitals or my bank account
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:13 |
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mdm posted:When someone asks me if I'm religious I react as if they had asked me about my genitals or my bank account You brag about how huge your religious beliefs are?
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:15 |
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Agag posted:You brag about how huge your religious beliefs are? Go the other way with it.
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:18 |
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Your Rain posted:Why would you associate Atheist with that stereotype anyways. uh they believe in the gods in China duder also atheist is a dirty word for plenty of people who don't know about internet atheists. like being irreligious is fine in most places but people would rather have a gay Jewish president than an atheist
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:22 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:uh they believe in the gods in China duder They straight pray for news cars and winning lotto numbers. Chinese are the realest in the religion game.
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:23 |
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Agag posted:You brag about how huge your religious beliefs are? Close, I talk about how I use my genitals to make money I am a preacher
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:25 |
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Ultramega posted:Islam whale holy grail I live right next to a Mosque and a really nice middle eastern supermarket, I do occasionally have people inviting me to the mosque, I just wish them well and good luck on their path to Buddism. basement jihadist posted:metaphysico-islamist Sado-Bhuddist Rhythm Methodist. the list goes on. staberind fucked around with this message at 01:33 on May 23, 2015 |
# ? May 23, 2015 01:30 |
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Gazpacho posted:source? drat good poo poo
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:34 |
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Moridin920 posted:Atheists just so happened to murder SIXTY MILLION BABIES in America since 1973. Atheists have murdered more Christians than any other group, including Muslims. That is saying something. stfu beef turret
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:38 |
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it seems really unlikely to me that random people and family members would have any concept of the internet atheists
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:38 |
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fuckin normies don't even know about goatse...smdh I do think it's really funny when right wing Christians say they don't believe in Allah though. do you not believe in dios or dieu or gott either? I mean the existence of multiple languages is literally explained in the drat bible morans
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:41 |
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I'd just give them a big happy hug. Alternatively: "I belive in YOU!" and then I hug them.
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:41 |
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real talk i usually say zoroastrian because no one knows or wants to know what it is and enough people associate it with freddy mercury that they avoid me like the gay plague from then on
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# ? May 23, 2015 01:46 |
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Laslow posted:I need a good non-answer like "I'm getting by comfortably" when people ask you how much money you make. How about "it's none of your loving business"? Come to think of it, that's a good answer to any personal question.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:42 |
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I tell people I'm catholic. Then I give them a long disapproving/judgemental look.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:46 |
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ghlbtsk posted:How about "it's none of your loving business"? congratulations on being an insufferable nobody
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:46 |
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Laslow posted:I need a good non-answer like "I'm getting by comfortably" when people ask you how much money you make. Tell them "Those who know don't say and those who say don't know. Now take this dick."
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:09 |
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withak posted:If you want to be kind of a dick then you can answer that you aren't superstitious. They will be offended because you have implied that their religions is a superstition (it is). See this is straight up atheist bullshit and it's why I describe myself as non-religious. And to all the people saying "UHH WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVER ASK WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS THAT IS STUPID:" it isn't stupid, it's a completely valid question if you're getting to know someone as a friend. If they decide to end the friendship based on your answer then that's loving unfortunate and you should find new friends.
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# ? May 23, 2015 06:30 |
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Realtalk though believing in God as the bible describes it and taking that poo poo seriously is on par with believing in santa or the tooth fairy poo poo's fake
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# ? May 23, 2015 06:36 |
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I dreamt that I applied to a catholic initiation course but I had to learn how to safely handle a variety of cute baby animals and I kept loving up so they wouldn't let me in also I was racked with spiritual doubt because it would mean I wouldn't be able to look at porn ever again
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