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redshirt posted:lol at this point I wish I was religious. It seems so easy. and comforting. atheists are in the unenviable position of staring into the abyss that doesnt include a happy ending.
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devin2 posted:i just looked at your post history and this seems to be your only post in this thread so... you're kind of a bastard i guess for playing with the emotions of myself and my fellow posters I meant at parties, my grandma's house etc. sorry for the confusion.
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:16 |
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I just drop trou, take a poo poo, point, and say 'religion.'
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:58 |
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they were playing take me to church in the cinema before the film started today and i was triggered for real though why do we have reddit atheist hate songs on the radio
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# ? May 25, 2015 17:51 |
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do retards go to heaven as retards when you die an old senile man with a broken brain who basically just spends all day making GBS threads himself, do you go to heaven as an old senile man with a broken brain who basically just spends all day making GBS threads himself
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# ? May 25, 2015 17:54 |
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I for one am gla dthat Beef Turret convincingly settled that argument
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# ? May 25, 2015 18:10 |
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gender illusionist posted:I for one am gla dthat Beef Turret convincingly settled that argument Learn one weird trick for proving God exists from this homeschooled kid!
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# ? May 25, 2015 18:43 |
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Zzulu posted:do retards go to heaven as retards you go to heaven in whatever state you want to be in. I will be an anime
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:24 |
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So it's like character creation in video games I'm gonna be a huge fuckin orc and go on adventures with Albert Einstein and Yoko Ono in heaven
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:26 |
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the human brain works by producing impulses that dissipate very quickly. by the time you finish reading this sentence, you are already dead
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:28 |
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Zzulu posted:do retards go to heaven as retards "Heaven" is a placeholder for something we can't fully understand. As such traditional descriptions of Heaven as a bucolic material paradise seem trite to a modern audience (excluding the very stupid and very literal) but the theologically significant point is that it is eternal, and that it consists of perfect communion with God. You also get to play all the latest video games, even sequels that aren't out yet. No Kickstarter bullshit either.
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:31 |
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yeah but what if a retard commits a sin that retard cant even read the bible, man. Does the retard go to hell im really concerned about retards
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:36 |
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Zzulu posted:yeah but what if a retard commits a sin Abrahamic version: retards get a pass, along with small children, unborn babies, and people who never heard about God in the first place. I don't know how anybody claims to know any of this with any specificity, but the general idea is that God wouldn't freeze anybody out just for not understanding what was going on.
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:44 |
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Agag posted:Abrahamic version: retards get a pass, along with small children, unborn babies, and people who never heard about God in the first place. Means the holiest thing you can do as a Christian is keep your drat mouth shut about God then everyone goes to heaven
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# ? May 26, 2015 00:29 |
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crom crom laughs at your four winds
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# ? May 26, 2015 01:03 |
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Next time somebody me about my religion, I will say that I'm atheist and then spend the next hour and a half making sure that the person understands the proper definition of atheism. That way they don't automatically assume that I lost my fedora.
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# ? May 26, 2015 01:28 |
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Much ado about nothing.
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# ? May 26, 2015 02:32 |
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RaceBannon posted:Means the holiest thing you can do as a Christian is keep your drat mouth shut about God then everyone goes to heaven This looks solid from a game theory perspective, but to deny others the joyous knowledge of Jesus Christ is itself a sin.
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# ? May 26, 2015 06:09 |
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I read a list of all current and historical gods to my enemies to keep them from pleading ignorance when they get to Ra's Canal or whatever.
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# ? May 26, 2015 06:51 |
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Agag posted:"Heaven" is a placeholder for something we can't fully understand. As such traditional descriptions of Heaven as a bucolic material paradise seem trite to a modern audience (excluding the very stupid and very literal) but the theologically significant point is that it is eternal, and that it consists of perfect communion with God. unfortunately, you can't videogame without hands and eyes very good but rest assured, every kickstarter, funded, unfunded or unconceived is present there, yes quakster fucked around with this message at 07:13 on May 26, 2015 |
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Agag posted:Abrahamic version: retards get a pass, along with small children, unborn babies, and people who never heard about God in the first place. that would basically exclude everyone from hell, since anyone who doesn't meet god's standard for entry into heaven is only like that because god made them that way
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# ? May 26, 2015 10:21 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I hope you are trolling people when you say that, because it's asinine. The feelings referred to by words such as "love" or "drunk" are not communicated in those words, the words describe by definition. That is to say, they are ways of defining feelings that the listener is expected to be aware of, if not have a familiarity with, independent of hearing the words for them. To suggest that language cannot be used to describe your "spiritual experiences" is to suggest that they are truly unique to you, and therefore incomprehensible to anyone else, which you can't possibly have any real reason to believe. i though amarcarts had made the gayest post possible but then i saw this one
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# ? May 26, 2015 11:17 |
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the cool thing about beet turret is that everyone else is just so painfully unprepared to engage with him also redshit's a loving idiot as always
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# ? May 26, 2015 14:27 |
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Agag posted:This looks solid from a game theory perspective, but to deny others the joyous knowledge of Jesus Christ is itself a sin. just beg for forgiveness for your sin of not condemning others to the pit. jesus forgives, everyone goes to heaven - no one has to ruin their sundays with church. win win.
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# ? May 26, 2015 16:29 |
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I tell them I have faith in myself
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# ? May 26, 2015 16:37 |
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Ocean Book posted:because every concrete atheist will have a web of mental constructs in which the atheist belief system is a subsystem that operates dynamically with the whole as the subject encounters the world. no? I just don't think fairy tales are real lol
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# ? May 26, 2015 16:48 |
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"atheism is just lack of belief in god" is basically the atheist version of "theism is just a belief in an order to the universe" Are you seriously denying that you believe in the 'atheist religion' as BT defines it moridin? Morkies fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 26, 2015 |
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I usually lie and tell them I'm whatever religion I think they want to hear, then go to progressively more extravagant lengths to conceal my deception, often culminating in a humiliating public reveal.
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# ? May 26, 2015 17:08 |
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Morkies posted:"atheism is just lack of belief in god" is basically the atheist version of "theism is just a belief in an order to the universe" what has he even defined? I just don't think the universe has a creator and I don't think I need to be all waffle-y 'oh well how do we know, there's no evidence AGAINST god!' because I'm not someone who demands to see evidence of absence. In my mind it's the same as asserting someone has to have a belief system underpinning their belief that Santa Claus doesn't exist. It's not that complicated, I just don't think that poo poo is real. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:44 on May 26, 2015 |
# ? May 26, 2015 17:41 |
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Beef Turret posted:I'm going to bring back sincerity to GBS. Problem? this is a good goal and you have my support
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:22 |
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Op, as a (sane) Christian I think many atheists are better than many of my supposed fellow believers in this country.
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:35 |
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People should just be nice to each other idk why there has to be so many dividing lines over petty bullshit. "Oh you don't believe the world was made 6000 years ago, BURN IN HELL" "Oh you believe in God, YOU'RE A FUCKWIT *tips fedora*" just be cool, fuckers Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 26, 2015 |
# ? May 26, 2015 18:38 |
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Who the gently caress is Mark Fugelsang and why are his terrible memes suddenly everywhere?
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:45 |
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Morkies posted:"atheism is just lack of belief in god" is basically the atheist version of "theism is just a belief in an order to the universe" uh theism itself is not a religion either, no
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:11 |
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It's kinda insane that 12 million christians died in the soviet union because they lived in a state atheistic society that saw them as a cancer, and atheists keep saying that nobody ever died in the name of atheism.
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:11 |
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RaceBannon posted:ugh who gives a poo poo. agree to disagree. agree
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:35 |
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Morkies posted:"atheism is just lack of belief in god" is basically the atheist version of "theism is just a belief in an order to the universe" 1. theism is not a religion, nor can it be said that it qualifies as a belief system in itself. theistic religions are belief systems. 2. it's intellectually dishonest to lump together (best attempts at) rational thinking and faith. they are not equivalent.
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:41 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:1. theism is not a religion, nor can it be said that it qualifies as a belief system in itself. theistic religions are belief systems. Yet it's perfectly fine to lump together rational thinking and atheism, lol. As if atheists don't reject the scientific findings they find uncomfortable just like christians do
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:44 |
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Beef Turret posted:It's kinda insane that 12 million christians died in the soviet union because they lived in a state atheistic society that saw them as a cancer, and atheists keep saying that nobody ever died in the name of atheism. i wish you'd been included in that lol
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:53 |
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"I am gay for satan" is the only respectable answer to religion questions.
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