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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Looking for juicy dwarf cocks to sell

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

imm gay

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Actually, we could use a spare dwarf cock...

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Say Nothing posted:

Actually, we could use a spare dwarf cock...



tee hee noice

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Say Nothing posted:

Actually, we could use a spare dwarf cock...



would the khaleesi

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
and the dwarf

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
A black guy dealing in slavery? Pffft, I don't loving think so HBO. Don't you loving know their history of slavery Jesus Christ.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Poetic Justice posted:

A black guy dealing in slavery? Pffft, I don't loving think so HBO. Don't you loving know their history of slavery Jesus Christ.

hbo needs to be more sensitive to POC

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
is the show caught up with/surprassed the books as far as tyrion is concerned?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

im working on a historical smut-piece called "The British are Cumming: Ball Reverer's midnight ride & Battle of spunker hill (a sweeping, dramatic bukkake battle scene with nipple-oneonic tactics, including a tastefully-rendered ending with gayonets and dick swords drawn)

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ROFLburger posted:

is the show caught up with/surprassed the books as far as tyrion is concerned?

please talk about dwarf cocks itt

tell us about your cock :q:

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
8==D


to scale

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I like how they gave the eunuch a love interest because everyone made fun of the fact that the only black men in the show were literally dickless

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ROFLburger posted:

8==D


to scale

i will add ur cock to the collection

:ese:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Business Gorillas posted:

I like how they gave the eunuch a love interest because everyone made fun of the fact that the only black men in the show were literally dickless

i dont get it are eunechs dickless or ballless?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
gently caress im' as gay as this show

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Top City Homo posted:

i dont get it are eunechs dickless or ballless?

im p sure they just hack everything off. if the points to make sure your harem doesn't get hosed by other people or w/e, you can still do sex to them even if you don't have balls

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i have a dwarf cock on a normals body

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Business Gorillas posted:

im p sure they just hack everything off. if the points to make sure your harem doesn't get hosed by other people or w/e, you can still do sex to them even if you don't have balls

if u were any good ur'd just fingerbang those basic bitches till they jizz king cum on ur hand right?

right?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

yeah if they still had intact rods they are not fit to work in the sultan's harem with a boner

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



tbh itd probably be cooler to be a dwarf than a really tall dude because that way even if you have a regular sized dick if you're 3 feet tall it looks a lot bigger

thanks for reading

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

gently caress i wish i werent born too late to be a eunich

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Jeff Sichoe posted:

if u were any good ur'd just fingerbang those basic bitches till they jizz king cum on ur hand right?

right?

fingerblasting wasn't invented until the 1880's with the onset of the industrial revolution, dumbass

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
come over to my place and i'll gently place your penis and balls on a rock them smash them to pieces with an organic melon then u can hang out with chicks without worrying about jazzing in yo panties fag

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

tbh itd probably be cooler to be a dwarf than a really tall dude because that way even if you have a regular sized dick if you're 3 feet tall it looks a lot bigger

thanks for reading

This is very unsettling.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

porkchop_express posted:

i have a dwarf cock on a normals body

im adding you to the cocklection

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

id like to be buried with my cocklection, like a pharaoh who must have that poo poo in the afterlife

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
As a straight man I wouldn't mind trying a dwarf cock to test the waters, personally

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

Actually, we could use a spare dwarf cock...



Jorah, aka ser friendzone is in this but doesn't get to gently caress anyone, confirm/deny pls

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

basement jihadist posted:

id like to be buried with my cocklection, like a pharaoh who must have that poo poo in the afterlife

I must acquire all the cocks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

CancerCakes posted:

Jorah, aka ser friendzone is in this but doesn't get to gently caress anyone, confirm/deny pls

Jizzah Cuckmount does not get laid

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

a trader is needed at the cock depot

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

the cocks go in the sarcockagus with my remains (penis mummified erect ofc, modified for size)

my balls and ball collection must be stored in the adjacent Scrotomb; so i may not confuse them in my slumber

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
can i see some examples of dwarf cocks before i get in over my head? tia

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Poetic Justice posted:

can i see some examples of dwarf cocks before i get in over my head? tia

just ask your mom if you can take a look

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
my dwarf porn name would be tripod

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

basement jihadist posted:

just ask your mom if you can take a look

that whore

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



the benefits of being a tiny man have been further explained in my thread, being 3'6" is better than being 6'3"

check it out! haha!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
dwarf cock merchant is a good forum name imo

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't knock the Dinkmeister.

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