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Tony Homo posted:My mom said the same with asking God for patience. If you did that you were basically hosed cause God would give you a bunch of trials to help show you how to have patience. im imagining your mom sitting little tony homo down and explaining "now sweetie if you ask god for patience you are basically hosed because god is a huge loving dick-head who wants to poo poo up your life"
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god is an evil genie twisting your wishes around "oh you wished for wealth? ill have you fired from your job so you can appreciate spiritual wealth through asceticism"
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May 24, 2015 14:16
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When I was little I prayed for chocolate pudding for dessert and there was. Later I asked my mom and she said she made it because I'd asked for it for like five days in a row.
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May 24, 2015 14:26
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you irl posted:god is an evil genie twisting your wishes around you could say...he is the Wishmaster
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