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So why can't I get married in Auschwitz-Birkenau?
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:41 |
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edgy
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:44 |
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Ancient Mariner posted:So why can't I get married in Auschwitz-Birkenau? Because no one wants to marry you.
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:49 |
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if white trash southerners can get married at a historic monument to human suffering why can't I, glorious eurotrash, hold the ceremony of everlasting love at one in europe?
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:54 |
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Because mail order brides are outside your price range.
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:56 |
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"We got the Schwitz for the ceremony!!!!" #SchwitzWedding
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:56 |
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Why can't you? Have you looked into it?
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:58 |
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Lame setup OP, none of my awesome holocaust punchlines fit. Shameful.
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:00 |
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burritolingus posted:Because no one wants to marry you.
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:25 |
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burritolingus posted:Because mail order brides are outside your price range. The trick is to buy in bulk and Ebay the excess.
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:28 |
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suck my dick
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:38 |
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At least it would be a short trip to gas OP
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:44 |
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Seriously I'm pretty sure the answer is "because Auschwitz is a name people know and it is not pretty" If a particular plantation was famous primarily for murdering millions of slaves, and that plantation was also not visually appealing to look upon, it probably would not be a popular wedding venue, but because individual plantations don't have notoriety and are pretty, they get a pass.
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:51 |
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we have this hilarious photo where we're standing under the arbeit macht frei sign and my wife is looking at my like "you better work" and im like "uh oh" lol
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:55 |
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loquacius posted:Seriously I'm pretty sure the answer is "because Auschwitz is a name people know and it is not pretty" well good thing you remind guests about that bad poo poo when rooms for travelling guests at destination plantation weddings are in small buildings where the slave quarters used to be
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:56 |
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the OP makes a good point tbh
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:58 |
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Oh, also another factor is that the Nazi regime fell in disgrace If the US government fell and its replacement condemned it loudly and publicly for reasons which included its protection and defense of slavery for way way too long, I kinda doubt that people would be getting married at plantations anymore Also the passage of time is probably a big one, who knows what people will be doing with those camps in a hundred years
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# ? May 22, 2015 15:59 |
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Oh boy when my parents were in Germany, my dad had his sister in law crawl inside one of the ovens at Dachau for photos. Ah the 80's. Bet they won't let you do that today.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:02 |
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It's hosed up to get married at a plantation. Hope that helps.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:08 |
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never heard of a wedding but it's quite common to have your shower there
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:08 |
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Pick posted:It's hosed up to get married at a plantation. Hope that helps. What's your opinion on this place: https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/port-orleans-resort-riverside/ (it used to be called "dixie landings")
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:09 |
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People died there for gods sake. Getting married where someone died a million years ago is just wrong
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:11 |
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Pick posted:It's hosed up to get married at a plantation. Hope that helps. It definitely is yeah, Southern pride is a weird thing Ancient Mariner posted:What's your opinion on this place: https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/port-orleans-resort-riverside/ (it used to be called "dixie landings") I stayed there when I was five years old! I think my parents' justification was "it looks nice and is one of the cheaper ones" but I never asked
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:12 |
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because plantations are usually very pretty places and autchwitz is not a very pretty place just checked to make sure and yah autchwitz looks at best like a housing projects.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:23 |
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Jonny 290 posted:never heard of a wedding but it's quite common to have your shower there
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:24 |
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Beef Turret posted:People died there for gods sake. Getting married where someone died a million years ago is just wrong yeah i mean when you think about all the grandfathers that died falling out of guard towers there, i can't imagine why anyone would find it romantic
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:25 |
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op i mean if you get wedded at any european cathedral odds are good someone died a really terrible and unjust death there at some point in history, so take heart and god bless
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:25 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:because plantations are usually very pretty places and autchwitz is not a very pretty place at least auschwitz is honest in an aesthetical sense, then; an ugly place for an uglier purpose makes plantations that much more awful
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:28 |
Edgar posted:Oh boy when my parents were in Germany, my dad had his sister in law crawl inside one of the ovens at Dachau for photos. Ah the 80's. Bet they won't let you do that today. At Dachau the crematoriums are now weird shrine things that you can walk into. They look like sets for a sci-fi movie.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:33 |
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omg lol OP ...ill let you know a little hint... its because of the holocaust!
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:51 |
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Ancient Mariner posted:What's your opinion on this place: https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/port-orleans-resort-riverside/ (it used to be called "dixie landings") I've never been to a Disney resort because my parents are misers.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:39 |