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I am literally LOL'ing if your bowel movements aren't a firm consistency and are easy to clean up. ROFL if they are excessively foul-smelling and irregular. LMAO at your terrible diet and/or retarded GI tract.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:32 |
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i poo once every 3 days
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:33 |
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i think its loving weird if you poop more than once a day. like if you were a girl id str8 up break up with you over that
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:33 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:I am literally LOL'ing if your bowel movements aren't a firm consistency and are easy to clean up. ROFL if they are excessively foul-smelling and irregular. LMAO at your terrible diet and/or retarded GI tract. No you're not.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:33 |
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I mean, like really lol
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:34 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i poo once every 3 days eat some vegetables bro. If you "dont eat" veggies, metamucil makes an orange-flavored fiber supplement
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:37 |
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roflmao if you aren't making GBS threads enough to fill the bowl up to the brim
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:39 |
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so Englishmen running around the world always had stomach problems, but their native porters never did. they also noticed that these porters took massive shits several times a day. eat fiber and you wont have stomach problems.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:39 |
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I pooped today and it's not even noon. Probably will poop again before bed.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:39 |
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Constantly making GBS threads, nonstop 24/7/365. This requires eating with the same intensity. Truckload after truckload of fast food, snacks and a team of methed out "cookers" provide the constant stream of Aramark quality slop sliding into my gullet. My blood is a gelatinous substance 45% sodium rub it between your fingers to feel the grit blood pressure is 370/360. A length of PVC running from the kiddie pool my computer chair is in drains the opaque yellow with streaks of tinged oily poo poo to the pump and out the door into the repurposed swimming pool. Time for hose down.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:44 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:eat some vegetables bro. If you "dont eat" veggies, metamucil makes an orange-flavored fiber supplement saw a doctor over ten years ago, its firmly normal . i actually think im superior to you because of it
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:46 |
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sometimes if I drank a lot of beer the night before my poo smells like a robust IPA
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:46 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:saw a doctor over ten years ago, its firmly normal . i actually think im superior to you because of it Lol yah it's "normal" for a fat American that eats mostly processed foods. There's no way you can eat a diet rich in whole grains, legumes and fruits/vegetables and poop every 3 days. FACT! Enjoy your colorectal cancer, once you have a colostomy bag you wont ever need to poo poo again
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:51 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Lol yah it's "normal" for a fat American that eats mostly processed foods. There's no way you can eat a diet rich in whole grains, legumes and fruits/vegetables and poop every 3 days. FACT! No man, it actually is normal. And I was extremely fit when I saw the doctor. You're body is just inefficient, sorry. I was 6'2" and 160 lbs, rowing for crew.
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:54 |
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milkingmycow posted:Constantly making GBS threads, nonstop 24/7/365. This requires eating with the same intensity. Truckload after truckload of fast food, snacks and a team of methed out "cookers" provide the constant stream of Aramark quality slop sliding into my gullet. My blood is a gelatinous substance 45% sodium rub it between your fingers to feel the grit blood pressure is 370/360. A length of PVC running from the kiddie pool my computer chair is in drains the opaque yellow with streaks of tinged oily poo poo to the pump and out the door into the repurposed swimming pool. Time for hose down.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:09 |
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i poop once in the morning and once in the evening and i think it's grand. just grand.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:14 |
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OMG I love to poop!
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:17 |
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You guys have me worried. I eat p much only vegetables and cheese and I poo every two or three days. I used to poo constantly, just one solid stream of soft serve horror, but I also used to drink non stop. Where is the poo going if I'm not pooping it out 1-2 times a day?
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:19 |
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roikun777 posted:You guys have me worried. I eat p much only vegetables and cheese and I poo every two or three days. I used to poo constantly, just one solid stream of soft serve horror, but I also used to drink non stop. its being converted into energy. fear not, you are one of the Superiors
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:20 |
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making GBS threads that often just fucks up your bowels. Enjoy the ulcers op
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:21 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:No man, it actually is normal. And I was extremely fit when I saw the doctor. You're body is just inefficient, sorry. I was 6'2" and 160 lbs, rowing for crew. I poop once every week or two. I only pooped once in March. Seriously, I have had 2 doctors tell me it's fine.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:24 |
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I just took a really smelly dump, op.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:25 |
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My only regret is that I did it at home and not at work
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:26 |
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im very regular but my poop and farts smell p bad OP it's just always been that way though
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:27 |
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lol if you don't have a crippling addiction to opiates that make making GBS threads a monthly thing
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:27 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:I poop once every week or two. I only pooped once in March. Seriously, I have had 2 doctors tell me it's fine. ur gonna die
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:28 |
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I've been eating tons of beans lately and they do things to my farts.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:28 |
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eat at least one salad a day IMHO. a good salad is delicious and theres so many types!!!
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:28 |
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Chinatown posted:eat at least one salad a day IMHO. a good salad is delicious and theres so many types!!! It's loving rabbit food.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:31 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:ur gonna die I imagine
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:32 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's loving rabbit food. I still eat it but I refuse to enjoy salad especially as the usual means to make a salad enjoyable (dressing, cheese) are loaded with calories and fat and defeat the purpose
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:35 |
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every day once a day right before i shower. don't even buy tp anymore
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:37 |
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someone post that cool goondiet e: nevermind found it
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:38 |
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As I said before, sweetness also makes me vomit, just like the bitterness of vegetables does, so no, I do not eat candy. Well, OK, exception: I can eat dark chocolate. Sometimes I'll eat a small piece of dark chocolate after a meal. But milk chocolate is disgusting because it's too sweet. And I definitely cannot drink coffee- it's far too bitter. And I can't drink any kind of cola at all because it's far too sweet. I DO like Sprite. Also lemonade, because it seems more sour than sweet. Those two things are the only things I can drink besides water. Mostly I just drink tons of water. And I can't stand tap water, it has to be filtered, or bottled water that has been filtered. This is a list of pretty much any meal I eat ever: - Steak and a baked potato with cheese and sour cream - cheeseburger with ONLY ketchup and mayo and potato chips - broiled fish (either whitefish or tilapia, no other kind) and clam chowder - fried chicken and jojos with ranch dressing - kung pao chicken and steamed white rice - beef and cheese burrito and tortilla chips and salsa - spicy chicken sandwich with cheese and mayo on it and potato chips - hamburger helper (classic) and potato chips - tuna helper (classic) and potato chips - buffalo wings and mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce And yeah that is pretty much all I eat ever at any time. It's not even like it's fun or anything. I've been eating the same stuff for so many years that I'm really, really sick of it, but I literally cannot stomach eating anything else, and believe me I have tried.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:38 |
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I had a terrible drinking binge over the summer and one night took a poo poo with the consistency and appearance of black tar. it was so thick it clogged the toilet. was too drunk to really process what was happening at the time and it never happened again but in retrospect was kinda disturbing
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:40 |
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Chinatown posted:eat at least one salad a day IMHO. a good salad is delicious and theres so many types!!! I can't eat most vegetables OR fruits and I've never had anyone say anything to me about it, other than my parents when I was little, and they gave up after they realized that vegetables and fruits LITERALLY make me vomit. I can't even imagine having friends who were that dumb and controlling that they actually made fun of me for the way I ate. Though if anyone did decide to harass me about not eating vegetables when we were out to dinner, I guess I could go ahead and put a vegetable in my mouth and start chewing and inevitably gag and vomit it up right on the table. Probably they'd stop bothering me after a while. Really though I'd just drop any friend who presumed to tell me what I can and can't eat. I'm 33. I have normal blood pressure, cholesterol, and weight. I'm pretty sure there's no scientific proof saying that you need vegetables in order to be healthy. There are no vitamins or nutrients in vegetables that you can't get in other foods and/or pills. Like I said, I'm a supertaster, which is an actual thing. One big thing with supertasters is that we can detect bitterness where normal people can't. Like, some people will say vodka tastes like nothing at all. Others will say it tastes only mildly bitter. To a supertaster, vodka is unbearably, extremely bitter. I'll throw up instantly if there is vodka in my mouth. This is the problem with most vegetables- they're VERY bitter to me. You can say that peas and carrots taste totally different, and they do, but they both have a VERY strong bitter taste to me that will make me instantly vomit. I'm not against trying different things- I've tried tons of different vegetables and they're pretty much all disgusting, with the exception of potatoes, onions, and tomatoes (well I guess tomatoes are technically a fruit but whatever.) Like I said, I also can't eat most fruits because almost all fruits are sweet, and the taste- or even smell- of sweetness also makes me vomit. People can sit there and talk about how easy it is to develop an acquired taste, but they don't understand what's it's like when the large majority of food makes you literally, physically gag and throw up, sometimes just from the smell of it, let alone the taste. If I was trapped on a desert island and was starving, I'm pretty sure I still wouldn't be able to eat a vegetable, I would just gag and throw it up as soon as it was in my mouth.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:40 |
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that thread should be a goldmine lmao
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:40 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Lol yah it's "normal" for a fat American that eats mostly processed foods. what qualifies food as being "processed"
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:40 |
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Lmfao. THat's disgusting non ironically. I poop 2 times a week.
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:41 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:what qualifies food as being "processed" removing lot of nutrition and making it monochromatic, and stuffing it full of preservatives and poo poo so they can ship it across the country
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