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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I can't wait until we have robot arms and poo poo. In 20 years hopefully things will be like Deus Ex; the corporate dystopia is coming and I think we all know it but hopefully we can at least get some cool tech out of it all.




We're already making pretty good progress. Scientists have figured out how to control robot limbs with the mind, now they just need to figure out how to implant these more seamlessly and figure out how to deal with rejection so we don't all have to shoot up immunosuppressants constantly.

Just look at this dude:




Hopefully one day I can fully transition to being a cyborg.







Are you worried about the implications of this? You're a bitch.


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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
id put my penis in that robot chick

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
evolution is a mystery

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
You get left behind if you believe in evolution, heathen.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Moridin920 posted:

I can't wait until we have robot arms and poo poo. In 20 years hopefully things will be like Deus Ex; the corporate dystopia is coming and I think we all know it but hopefully we can at least get some cool tech out of it all.

Thus spoke Zarathustra

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
The thing ghost in the shell got wrong is that only rich people are going to wind up immortal cyborgs. You think your non-existent healthcare covers robot arms? Haha, no.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

can they make me a more fashionable and useful brain??? if no, idgaf

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
What if part of evolution is we become smart enough to let all of our race survive? I'd say that's one hell of an evolutionary trait. Cheating death even when you should be dead.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

You will not be denied for a preexisting condition.

But the robot arms for missing arms syndrome are excluded from coverage under your policy, if you just look in this clause over here sir

heh
heh

heh

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

a robot penis

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Windows 98 posted:

What if part of evolution is we become smart enough to let all of our race survive? I'd say that's one hell of an evolutionary trait. Cheating death even when you should be dead.

what if part of evolution is we become smart enough to let none of our race survive? I'd say that's one hell of an evolutionary trait. Cheating life even when you shouldn't be dead. suicide for al humans

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
Battlestar Galactica owned

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
I was way more uncomfortable when 6 got raped than when Sansha got raped.

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

No boys well let me poz their neg assholes because i am such a sick disgusting gently caress even bug chasers wont let me near them

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




moridin please try to stay on topic in ur own thread

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

This Jacket Is Me posted:

Battlestar Galactica owned

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

id put my penis in that robot chick

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Technophilia is an infantile disorder

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Beef Turret posted:

Technophilia is an infantile disorder

qft again

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
can you imagine having to take your arm in for maintenance all the time

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Otto von Ruthless posted:

evolution is a lie

ftfy

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

It's important to have a clear goal when you want to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LegoPirateNinja posted:

can you imagine having to take your arm in for maintenance all the time

not if there's nanites designed to keep that poo poo at peak functionality at all times

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the tech is still pretty drat poo poo actually, maybe in 50 years op
but we'll all probably be dead or close to it in 50 years

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't ever want to die, hope they're figuring out this whole dying thing, I find it problematic

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
death is the chance to stop identifying your being with a tiny fraction of matter and become the whole universe again.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

the tech is still pretty drat poo poo actually, maybe in 50 years op
but we'll all probably be dead or close to it in 50 years

the tech is still pretty drat poo poo but I'm hoping it doesn't take them 50 years

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
There are too many independent little poor research teams doing this stuff

We need like a big rear end corporation setting up a whole science division for cool cyborg poo poo and it'd be done in a few years. Maybe they don't see much profit in making really cool prosthetics though I dunno

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hosed up that elon musk is afraid of robots

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Evolution isn't real.

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

I suck off every man i can and eat their cum so I may gain their power and bolster my aura

:crossarms:

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


old men

warning

warning

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

not if there's nanites designed to keep that poo poo at peak functionality at all times

can you imagine having to top off your nanites every hundred wanks

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LegoPirateNinja posted:

can you imagine having to top off your nanites every hundred wanks

yeah but presumably you wouldn't have to eat anymore with a cyborg body so it's a wash really

just top the nanites off when you're topping the batteries off or whatever

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
don't ask me

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

neti face

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Zzulu posted:

don't ask me


this is legit terrifying

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




dog buttz posted:

a robot penis

A bionic boner, if you will.

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This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

A bionic boner, if you will.

I have a great av idea for you

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