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if i gently caress a robot with my cyborg boner is it even loving anymore?
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# ? May 22, 2015 21:14 |
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Kuato posted:I don't ever want to die, hope they're figuring out this whole dying thing, I find it problematic
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# ? May 22, 2015 21:26 |
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I want a cyborg rear end in a top hat that could shoot turds with lethal force and accuracy. C'mon singularity. hurry the gently caress up. I'm bored and fed up with this weak and vulnerable butthole made of flesh.
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:17 |
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when can i grt my skul-gun
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:20 |
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if i wear glasses does that mean i'm a cyborg? what if i have an artificial tooth
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:25 |
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If I can't live forever how will I watch anime until the universe collapses
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:40 |
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SorePotato posted:If I can't live forever how will I watch anime until the universe collapses
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:40 |
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i bet that robo dude in the op can crush the poo poo out of that egg with his powerful robot arms
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:41 |
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I always laugh at all these nerds that want to at some unspecified point in the 'not too distant future' dream of removing their perfectly healthy human limbs and getting lovely robot ones.
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:45 |
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Matty posted:I always laugh at all these nerds that want to at some unspecified point in the 'not too distant future' dream of removing their perfectly healthy human limbs and getting lovely robot ones. yeah well you wont be laughing when i clumsily crush all your eggs with my powerful robot arms
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:46 |
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gender illusionist posted:yeah well you wont be laughing when i clumsily crush all your eggs with my powerful robot arms You monster
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:49 |
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I only watched a couple of episodes of battel star galatica but it semms like it would be really easy to find out who the robot was, jsut see who never has to poop!
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:50 |
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not if the libs have anything to say about it. sloth, willful ignorance, criminality - these are all qualities that are rewarded.
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# ? May 22, 2015 23:39 |
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I want to be a robot but a cool one not a gay one
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# ? May 22, 2015 23:47 |
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artificial tooth = sighborg
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# ? May 22, 2015 23:59 |
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Sidecrab posted:I want to be a robot i bet being a gay robot could be pretty cool though
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:11 |
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what are you going to do with your robot arms? tweet really fast? drink coconut water with extra vigor? what is the point
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:21 |
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Nooner posted:I only watched a couple of episodes of battel star galatica but it semms like it would be really easy to find out who the robot was, jsut see who never has to poop! the next great advance pooptium 64
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:34 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:The thing ghost in the shell got wrong is that only rich people are going to wind up immortal cyborgs. You think your non-existent healthcare covers robot arms? Haha, no. Want to be a cyborg? Check out this instructable!
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:50 |
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gender illusionist posted:i bet that robo dude in the op can crush the poo poo out of that egg with his powerful robot arms Smashbot crush the eggs.
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:54 |
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Matty posted:You monster im a pretty bad dude
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# ? May 23, 2015 00:58 |
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Phobic Nest posted:You get left behind if you believe in evolution, heathen.
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Gammatron 64 posted:The thing ghost in the shell got wrong is that only rich people are going to wind up immortal cyborgs. You think your non-existent healthcare covers robot arms? Haha, no. What was the whole human liberation front thing about anyway? I never watched enough episodes to find out, cuz gently caress anime.
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# ? May 23, 2015 02:02 |
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the black husserl posted:what are you going to do with your robot arms? tweet really fast? drink coconut water with extra vigor? what is the point Even if you dodge cancer in that body part it will still get old. Your muscles will atrophy. Your bones will become brittle. You will wither. The flesh is weak
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# ? May 23, 2015 06:26 |
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Ocean Book posted:death is the chance to stop identifying your being with a tiny fraction of matter and become the whole universe again. But you won't know it.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:12 |
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The only feasible way to live forever is to raise identical clones and create a religion based around yourself, and have each successive generation teach the next everything you know
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:14 |
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So what if you gently caress a Sexbot and she gets pregnant? what do you get? A new toaster? ... On Mars, that's how we make televisions.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:14 |
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Steven Wright once said: "My goal in life is to live forever. So far, so good."
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:16 |
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Your robot arm won't let you throw cars, you would destroy your fleshy joints. If you want robot super powers you need to be an amputated torso in a car-sized robot.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:17 |
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McDowell posted:Your robot arm won't let you throw cars, you would destroy your fleshy joints. If you want robot super powers you need to be an amputated torso in a car-sized robot. The problem I see with these prosthetics is they don't actually connect to the skeleton- you can't just drill out and thread a metal mounting rod into the old femur or humerus- because it creates an avenue for infection. Solve that problem and you got something.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:27 |
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zimboe posted:Steven Wright once said: That's a great goal because you won't have to live with your failure
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:55 |
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Bush sure did wonders for the prosthetics/orthotics industry but was prob still too oblivious to personally invest in it should all be executed and dumped in unmarked graves like the last russian czar and his fam. holy poo poo were the '00s the worst decade. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 23, 2015 |
# ? May 23, 2015 16:39 |
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robbit stuffs pic in the op, but moving Activate masturbation protocols its from a comedy show drummer cyborg I, uh
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:44 |
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zimboe posted:The problem I see with these prosthetics is they don't actually connect to the skeleton- you can't just drill out and thread a metal mounting rod into the old femur or humerus- because it creates an avenue for infection. Even if you could attach directly to the skeleton there would be limits as to how much force you could apply. And there's the question of powering the thing. To regain functions for amputees it is miraculous, but for superpowers you need to become robocop.
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:45 |
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The nozzle...
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the nozzle And whatever the gently caress this is
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JStnyjXTQA mind controlled robo-leg.
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FreudianSlippers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JStnyjXTQA pics/gif/video or it didnt happen
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http://www.ruv.is/frett/gervifotum-styrt-med-hugarafli I tried out a related technology a few weeks back which is a computerized heel which moves like a real heel and detects the incline of the surface and your walk and adjusts itself according to those factors. It was a prototype so it was quite bulky and a bit buggy but still amazing future tech. I imagine the mind-control leg will be the more expensive model while the computerized one will be the "cheap" model. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 17:09 on May 23, 2015 |
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