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I'm at work and my coworker keeps clearing his throat and spitting into the trash can. He just ate pizza so I guess there is a lot of fat juice in his throat?
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:02 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:11 |
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punch him
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:03 |
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Take a pic of his trash can.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:05 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Take a pic of his trash can.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:05 |
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Spit on him.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:07 |
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make punch out of what's in his trash can
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:13 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Take a pic of his trash can.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:19 |
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collect the spit, ferment it to make beer, and offer him a cold one. by cold one i mean a cold hard punch, you drink the beer.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:20 |
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Maybe he's trying to get the taste of dick out of his mouth. Tell him it doesn't work that way.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:21 |
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The boss just walked by and he did it, oh my god it's so disgusting.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:24 |
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avatarinwin posted:The boss just walked by and he did it, oh my god it's so disgusting. mock his spitting with even louder, passive-aggressive spitting every time he does it
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:28 |
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he salivates at the sight of you
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:29 |
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Why don't you tell him that you think his spitting is gross and it's distracting you from working? Then spit on his smug loving face.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:32 |
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I am that guy, I do snus a lot so I'm always BLECHing and ECHKing and spitting everywhere, I'm basically a camel at this point.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:33 |
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Mine burps all the loving time and it's starting to get annoying.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:42 |
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The Cubelodyte posted:Mine burps all the loving time and it's starting to get annoying. He does that too, he like, can't burp quietly so its always pretty audible so when we're in a meeting or something its just filled with him in the back gargling and burping the whole time.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:43 |
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The Cubelodyte posted:Mine burps all the loving time and it's starting to get annoying. probably got acid reflux get him some purple pills or some sh
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:47 |
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Tell that ni--a he gross
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:07 |
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op would prefer he'd swallow ha ha ha got u op
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:50 |
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One of my friends was roommates with our other friend and they would always hear him spit in the room. Then one day the glare from the sun caught on the wall and you could see all lines of spit going down it. He for some reason would spit on the wall and watch it fall down
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:53 |
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i used to work with a guy who would hack and couch after lunch everyday. it sounded like someone trying to start a lawn mower.
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:54 |
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someone gimme a hi 5 for scortching the op w that burn
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:58 |
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please on't leave me hanging i need this
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:58 |
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if you got spit problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but saliva ain't one
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# ? May 22, 2015 20:59 |
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social vegan posted:someone gimme a hi 5 for scortching the op w that burn
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# ? May 22, 2015 21:02 |
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:bigtran:
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