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FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

online multiplayer sucks. playing deathmatches in a big room filled with nerds all shouting at each other is a singular experience that seems to be totally dead and i miss it so much.

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pliable
Sep 26, 2003

this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc
Fun Shoe
that poo poo was tight. lan parties aka porn trading post 2000

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

man 8 people lan parties in my parents garage with two switches that took literally 3 hours until everyone was connected were amazing








then de_peanut for two hours

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nerds.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

one time i killed a friend so many times in such a short period he got angry enough to whip his phone at my kneecap. you cant do that poo poo over xbox live.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i used to have a friend whos divorced dad moved into a condo across the street from his moms house and he would let us lan warcraft all night in his living room because he wanted his son to love him. man divorce is the coolest

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


6 people, Unreal Tournament, CS and Operation Flashpoint, beer, 48 hours of good times. Substract 14 hours of dealing with network problems from that and you've still got a great weekend.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Remember LAN Bart he's back in pog form

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
games have fallen so far, instead of hanging out and seeing your friends all the time or getting all your toys together to play a big game is out in favor of paying $50 a year to have 10 year olds yell friend of the family at you, in every game ever

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

mdm posted:

Remember LAN Bart he's back in pog form

:regd13:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

They were cool but those guys who insisted on trying to get numbers would always invite some sketchy fucks.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
when i was young i was owning this old neo nazi looking dude on unreal tournament lan and he started screaming curse words so i eased up then he beat me and i felt shameful

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

games have fallen so far, instead of hanging out and seeing your friends all the time or getting all your toys together to play a big game is out in favor of paying $50 a year to have 10 year olds yell friend of the family at you, in every game ever

I'm 25 and think yelling cuss words in voice chat owns bones

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

games have fallen so far, instead of hanging out and seeing your friends all the time or getting all your toys together to play a big game is out in favor of paying $50 a year to have 10 year olds yell friend of the family at you, in every game ever

yeh going from gamecube parties to paying money for people to literally drool retarded statements onto you wasn't the best idea but the billionaires at be have assured me it's good and will stay this way until we are dead.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I lan "partied" doom and duke3d.exe lol. Your sound isn't working ?? Irqqq??

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer
Running a lan with my power Mac G4 as the router because routers were expensive man.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Now we have twitch. It's kind of like playing games with your friends ! ... Minus the playing games part and they aren't your friends

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Jimong5 posted:

Running a lan with my power Mac G4 as the router because routers were expensive man.

we stole a 16 port switch from our school so we could do a maxed out Halo lan

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
By the time you get your computer working it's loving midnight and you're tired as poo poo and don't really enjoy playing anymore.

By 2AM you're just wishing the party would end so you could go home.

Then you go to sleep in your car at 4AM and wake up with a stiff neck and pack your PC up and leave, wondering why you didn't just do so the previous night.

gently caress LAN parties.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

cmndstab posted:

By the time you get your computer working it's loving midnight and you're tired as poo poo and don't really enjoy playing anymore.

By 2AM you're just wishing the party would end so you could go home.

Then you go to sleep in your car at 4AM and wake up with a stiff neck and pack your PC up and leave, wondering why you didn't just do so the previous night.

gently caress LAN parties.

im sure everyone else playing was fine with you leaving

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

cmndstab posted:

By the time you get your computer working it's loving midnight and you're tired as poo poo and don't really enjoy playing anymore.

By 2AM you're just wishing the party would end so you could go home.

Then you go to sleep in your car at 4AM and wake up with a stiff neck and pack your PC up and leave, wondering why you didn't just do so the previous night.

gently caress LAN parties.

lol you're the guy who only gets invited the one time.

It was always funny when everyone but that one dude had their poo poo working and we're all looking at each other like gently caress this guy LETS GO.

One thing that I miss about irl multiplayer gaming is seeing people physically attack other people and/or being told to leave the house. Its so much better than trash talking via chat.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I went to a Mech Warrior 3 lan party at my oldest brothers house and in troubleshooting our tcp connection he found all of my porn and was very disappointed.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Get with the times nerds! it's steampunk themed morse code parties nowadays. mad 'tang up in that poo poo too.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
"guys...it's loving morning, again!"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Oh man. If I could turn back time.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
Oh man, I remember having friends.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
LAN parties in the pre XP days was an exercise in frustration. Setting up LANs got a zillion times easier (and many motherboards started having integrated Ethernet then).

But yeah man, check out my network share. I have like 3 gigs of mp3s all mislabeled and unsorted that I downloaded one at a time. And a bunch of sweet games in rar files with all the cinematics and music removed to save file space.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

cmndstab posted:

By the time you get your computer working it's loving midnight and you're tired as poo poo and don't really enjoy playing anymore.

By 2AM you're just wishing the party would end so you could go home.

Then you go to sleep in your car at 4AM and wake up with a stiff neck and pack your PC up and leave, wondering why you didn't just do so the previous night.

gently caress LAN parties.

Never had this issue. Only went to a couple LAN parties. There was computer kid who had parents that would go out for him to have LAN parties. They would cover the dining room table in snacks and drinks, and had a wall knocked out in the house to join two bedrooms. They had a couple long fold out tables and some desks. We all knew each other from school and it was a small town so there was never any weirdos or anything. Never had a problem with setting up. It was pretty much plug and play. Was pretty fun

it was mostly warcraft 3 and porn trading though

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
My niece got invited to one. Her mother was afraid it was a sex party. The girl ended up calling her mom to pick her up because she was bored by all the nerds.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

games have fallen so far, instead of hanging out and seeing your friends all the time or getting all your toys together to play a big game is out in favor of paying $50 a year to have 10 year olds yell friend of the family at you, in every game ever

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
the smaller more focused ones where everyone was there to play a certain game were cool.

the big ones were just file trading and counterstrike(which was maybe version 1.5 or 6 and most were over it by then)

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Every overnight lan I went to had one poor rear end in a top hat whose computer would bite the dust a couple hours in and since this was back then reformatting was an all night affair.


It was me. I was always that rear end in a top hat.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
lan's were the best thing ever, but lol if you think i'm going to spend an hour of my life taking apart my desktop and putting it back together for 8 to 48 hours of fun at a friends house.

that's just to much work in tyool 2015

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
lans were pretty radkool like you could just get high as gently caress drink some vodka spew on urself a little play games yell at peeps laugh at the human being who fell asleep and put old socks on his face

kids these days just send dick picks over tinder it's not quite the same social experience

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I played some Quake II arena during a convention lan thing. It was the first time I tried an energy drink as well. It was the rebranding of Jolt Cola, and I thought it was still soda instead of an energy drink. I downed the whole thing within ten minutes, and in that round of Quake I went from sub-par reaction time shitnoob to the god of all twitch shooters. The crash afterwards was intense.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
there is a pick on cliff yablonski of a dude sleeping with a cake smashed into his eyesocket

I dumped the cake on his face at a lan

that is literally my one claim to internet fame

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
i remember sitting on my computer being a loving human being

oh wait thats now

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
my name is Ian

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Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Nefarious posted:

my name is Ian

Your parties are good poo poo.

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