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Croc Monster
Sep 15, 2007

It's on the menu




In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ

e: Secks Cauldron said it best:

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

and Generic Monk is close behind:

Generic Monk posted:

they always look faintly sad; like they've seen something so terrible it's scarred them for life

Croc Monster fucked around with this message at May 23, 2015 around 20:40

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End Of Worlds
Mar 18, 2007

hey say people are getting sick. They say they get violent.


end of worlds easily claims the first post

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

4 Time 4 Time 4 Time 4 Time WCW Champion


They're aging bad but would still do them, their sister is fine as gently caress though and would,prefer her over them though

Zeike
Jul 20, 2013



gently caress they look scary. Sister though

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009


they look good

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

How old are they now? One on the left looks like she is entering her 50s maybe.

Twimp Lingam
Aug 20, 2009

hey can you put that on a coaster?



Jesus man

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007

Phanto sees all. Phanto knows all. All glory to Phanto.

They hit that Lindsey Lohan diet pretty hard

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy



hahahaha what the gently caress i went to high school with these girls what is going on

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



my...precious?

Do It Once Right
Oct 29, 2012
I did a thread and then things were bad. But it's okay now.


They're in makeup in that shot.
drat.

THE DOG HOUSE
Nov 8, 2014


lol were they supposed to be hot or something? they were like 5 years old in the only thing they ever did

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


FordPRefectLL posted:

hahahaha what the gently caress i went to high school with these girls what is going on

not just high school but i was in kindergarten with one of them

Enfield
May 30, 2011

Built like a gun

FordPRefectLL posted:

not just high school but i was in kindergarten with one of them



looks like they got into porn. goongradulatioms

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


lordoftheT posted:

How old are they now? One on the left looks like she is entering her 50s maybe.
They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

wheey he is licking my antennas veeviooh


Well now I see why they're not gonna be in the Full House sequel series, they sure don't look like the youngest sister any more.

I guess they could play DJ's dead mom.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


*posts 1 picture taken from a weird angle*

Specter
Dec 25, 2005



Croc Monster
Sep 15, 2007

It's on the menu


Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

Best description yet.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

Reverend Moo

I know a chick that has that exact look. Too much ecstacy abuse during teenage years.

Do It Once Right
Oct 29, 2012
I did a thread and then things were bad. But it's okay now.


How hosed up is your industry that you have to have work done before 30. And you're twins so you have to do it together.
By 40 they're both going to look like 60 year old Cher. Here's hoping they have a gay following (they dont)

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011



Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

holy gently caress

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



Back in the old days on the forums some dude had an 'olsen twins are finally legal' countdown in his sig or something

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Hooked on the Brothers


Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

lol

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007




Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!


I saw their sister in some movie. Let me tell you a little bit about myself...

*leans forward so you can smell the whiskey soaked into his mustache*

...I'd do her.

Do It Once Right
Oct 29, 2012
I did a thread and then things were bad. But it's okay now.


FordPRefectLL posted:

i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

A wholesome, work-safe link to two wacky struggling actresses.

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


then he condescendingly said "everyone already knows"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





one went for the before one went for the after

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol


FordPRefectLL posted:

i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

Those girls look like the best worst time ever. Dead loving fish lay after you spent $300 on a bar tab listening to them bitch about how their facebook campaign never took off.

And gently caress the olsen twins for not wanting to do the full house reuninon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008


Didn't one of them help kill Heath Ledger?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

This is My Design


Croc Monster posted:



In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ

Please post a picture of yourself, OP, so we have a decent comparison to base opinion from.
thanks in advance.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005


FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


Mr Hootington posted:

Didn't one of them help kill Heath Ledger?

our generation's courtney love, who definitely killed kurt cobain

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

with you as our guide and protector
i can pass through all things temporal

i would still do both of them at the same time and then ask if they had any more of the pills that killed heath ledger

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004



yes, no

first one too chubbs

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



I was looking forward to Elizabeth Olsen not having a perfect hourglass figure framed in a tight outfit like Scarlett Johansson was in Avengers: Age of Ultron but I'll be damned if they didn't have her breasts padded, lifted, and up in the center of the foreground several times. Watching in IMAX it was like "yes dear those are very impressive but I'm in public can we get back to this later?"

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