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Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue


In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ :psyduck:

e: Secks Cauldron said it best:

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

and Generic Monk is close behind:

Generic Monk posted:

they always look faintly sad; like they've seen something so terrible it's scarred them for life :(

Unity Gain fucked around with this message at 21:40 on May 23, 2015

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
end of worlds easily claims the first post

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
They're aging bad but would still do them, their sister is fine as gently caress though and would,prefer her over them though

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
gently caress they look scary. Sister though :)

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
they look good

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
How old are they now? One on the left looks like she is entering her 50s maybe.

Cabrini-Green Tea
Aug 20, 2009

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

Jesus man

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


They hit that Lindsey Lohan diet pretty hard

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

hahahaha what the gently caress i went to high school with these girls what is going on

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

my...precious?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

They're in makeup in that shot.
drat.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol were they supposed to be hot or something? they were like 5 years old in the only thing they ever did

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

FordPRefectLL posted:

hahahaha what the gently caress i went to high school with these girls what is going on

not just high school but i was in kindergarten with one of them

:wtc:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FordPRefectLL posted:

not just high school but i was in kindergarten with one of them

:wtc:

looks like they got into porn. goongradulatioms

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

lordoftheT posted:

How old are they now? One on the left looks like she is entering her 50s maybe.
They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Well now I see why they're not gonna be in the Full House sequel series, they sure don't look like the youngest sister any more.

I guess they could play DJ's dead mom.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

*posts 1 picture taken from a weird angle*

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

Best description yet.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
I know a chick that has that exact look. Too much ecstacy abuse during teenage years.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

How hosed up is your industry that you have to have work done before 30. And you're twins so you have to do it together.
By 40 they're both going to look like 60 year old Cher. Here's hoping they have a gay following (they dont)

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

holy gently caress

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Back in the old days on the forums some dude had an 'olsen twins are finally legal' countdown in his sig or something

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

lol

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I saw their sister in some movie. Let me tell you a little bit about myself...

*leans forward so you can smell the whiskey soaked into his mustache*

...I'd do her.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

FordPRefectLL posted:

i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

A wholesome, work-safe link to two wacky struggling actresses.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
then he condescendingly said "everyone already knows"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





one went for the before one went for the after

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

FordPRefectLL posted:

i texted a friend who i also went to high school with and he responded with this:

nsfw http://www.theappletwins.com/opening.html nsfw

Those girls look like the best worst time ever. Dead loving fish lay after you spent $300 on a bar tab listening to them bitch about how their facebook campaign never took off.

And gently caress the olsen twins for not wanting to do the full house reuninon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Didn't one of them help kill Heath Ledger?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Croc Monster posted:



In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ :psyduck:

Please post a picture of yourself, OP, so we have a decent comparison to base opinion from.
thanks in advance.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Mr Hootington posted:

Didn't one of them help kill Heath Ledger?

our generation's courtney love, who definitely killed kurt cobain

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i would still do both of them at the same time and then ask if they had any more of the pills that killed heath ledger

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



yes, no

first one too chubbs

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I was looking forward to Elizabeth Olsen not having a perfect hourglass figure framed in a tight outfit like Scarlett Johansson was in Avengers: Age of Ultron but I'll be damned if they didn't have her breasts padded, lifted, and up in the center of the foreground several times. Watching in IMAX it was like "yes dear those are very impressive but I'm in public can we get back to this later?"

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