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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Phobic Nest posted:

Usually not at quite that rate though. They used to look younger than me (cuz they are) and now they look a lot older and I personally haven't aged particularly well.

I'm definitely an older version of myself but haven't jumped into Cruella De Vil territory just yet.

pics please

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

They're six years younger than me and look 10 years older. looking at them reminds me of the movie Death Becomes Her.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Naw just go to the Duggars thread, it's close enough.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tarkus posted:

looking at them reminds me of Death.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress yeah

HOW WUDE

Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"
They've spent too much time out in the sun / in the tanning bed. My farmer cousins got leathery very quickly.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
The one who hasn't gotten horrible plastic surgery looks fine.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Has anyone posted that picture of one of them at an airport with the creepy sarkozy brother where he looks like he's swiping a child bride.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

full house got really weird

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
One of them is super sick.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2106055/ashley-olsen-lyme-disease-symptoms/

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B67EQSG8jv4
this was a cool song when they were 20

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
they look like relatively normal 30 year old women to me


don't forget they smoke, goons

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
How come they don't ever smile

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops
Aw gross man wtf keep it sfw

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
Man they're gonna (edit: continue to) age TERRIBLY

also why the hell would you get plastic surgery when your thing is that you go everywhere with your identical twin....yeah. I'm sure nobody'll notice.

Queen Gnome fucked around with this message at 14:00 on May 23, 2015

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Secks Cauldron posted:

They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers.

close thread goldmine

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
All twins share a single soul. So there's always an evil one.

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014


Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

oh :smith:

And wait she's still the better looking one? drat Mary-Kate. Get it together.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

would would

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
threesome hot

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Still would.

They just look tired, like they need a nap.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

didn't one of them do a web show where the entire gimmick was "im my own person, not just a twin!! lol"

:effort: at doing a google search tho, heh

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax

Croc Monster posted:



In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ :psyduck:

Thats what thirty year old people look like and they look fine. Jesus christ you fuckers and your plastic surgery.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the cattiness of this thread confirms all the gay people coming out on gbs

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Thats what thirty year old people look like and they look fine. Jesus christ you fuckers and your plastic surgery.

im 33 and i don't look like the cryptkeeper

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I bet if they layed down in a concrete hallway you could press on their ribs with your hands and there would be a gross crunch and their chests would cave in and they would thank you for finally putting an end to this.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Croc Monster posted:



In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ :psyduck:

Yikes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pastor Perineum posted:

Elizabeth Oslen has done a good number of nude scenes, google it

also lol at whoever made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v68_sRNq94

best boob bounce in Avengers was the random blonde woman sprinting through the marketplace

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Thats what thirty year old people look like and they look fine. Jesus christ you fuckers and your plastic surgery.

LOL nope. Plus they're only 28.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

quote:

Along with Ashley Olsen and Avril Lavigne, many other celebrities have struggled with Lyme disease — including reality star Yolanda Foster, former U.S. President George W. Bush and actor Alec Baldwin.

yeah right "lyme disease" lmoa. i didn't know you could catch it from taking too many cocaines, some rear end in a top hat must be cutting their poo poo with ground-up dried ticks or something

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

I'm Crap posted:

yeah right "lyme disease" lmoa. i didn't know you could catch it from taking too many cocaines, some rear end in a top hat must be cutting their poo poo with ground-up dried ticks or something

"jiggled again", she croaked

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ninotoreS posted:

they look like relatively normal 30 year old women to me


don't forget they smoke, goons



I think you'll find a normal 30-something woman looks more like this hth

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Lol if you think ScarJo is what an average 30 year old looks like

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Windows 98 posted:

Lol if you think ScarJo is what an average 30 year old looks like

I guess the irony wasn't thinly veiled, sorry

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

bradzilla posted:



I think you'll find a normal 30-something woman looks more like this hth

Photoshopped

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
99% of people would look like models if they ate right, exercised, lived stress free and used skin moisturizers and exfoliants

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
smoking, drinking, drugs, working since you were born, and probably a whole boatload of molestation will do that to your face

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Croc Monster posted:



In the words of Hank Hill, bwaaaaaaah!

One looks like a sad she-orc, the other a possessed she-demon. What the everloving christ :psyduck:

they mouth the word "prune" when they have their photo taken to look pouty.

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