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Would you browse every thread you see and scan for criminal activity? Would you just wait for reports to roll in and then check things out? Would you choose threads randomly by means of dice rolls? Would you leave it to your patron deity of choice to guide you in your moderator ways? Tell me goons.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:46 |
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i wouldn't
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:46 |
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i would probably just probate people randomly for short amounts of time...like a god of chaos or something
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:47 |
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Harald posted:i would probably just probate people randomly for short amounts of time...like a god of chaos or something
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:48 |
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Harald posted:i would probably just probate people randomly for short amounts of time...like a god of chaos or something Same I wouldn't enforce any rules--and if I did it would be incidental to loving over someone I don't like
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:50 |
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MOD CHALLENGE: Because of your lovely thread Shinjobi, you must now photograph yourself sucking your own cock. You must post the picture before 12:00AM EST or else you get permafrosted. If any user completes the challenge before you, they will have the chance to permaban you or another poster. Good luck.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:50 |
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a bone to pick posted:MOD CHALLENGE: Because of your lovely thread Shinjobi, you must now photograph yourself sucking your own cock. You must post the picture before 12:00AM EST or else you get permafrosted. If any user completes the challenge before you, they will have the chance to permaban you or another poster. Good luck.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:51 |
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i'd pre-emptively ban everyone so I can have some peace and quiet and talk amongst myself.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:52 |
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With a cold and iron fist
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:52 |
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I'd be everybody's best friend.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:00 |
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i'd only probate people for reporting posts
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:00 |
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Nefarious posted:i'd only probate people for reporting posts I'd try and make forums so if you add someone to ignore their posts would be the only ones you could see too
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:02 |
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op id probably develop a set of heuristics for effectively identifying and removing deleterious elements from the forum and improve those heuristics with experience over time, imo.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:05 |
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like a suicide cult oh, wait...
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:06 |
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probably do a buncho f mod challenges and then get exposed as a big nerd nobody likes like that one guy
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:09 |
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tend to your forum like a delicate garden. each poster is a flower which must grow in just the right environment to achieve its full beauty when it blooms.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:10 |
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exspurt analcyst posted:like a suicide cult I love cults, but I don't think they make for funny forums.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:11 |
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i would probably probate lots of people when drunk and otherwise do no work at all
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:13 |
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I would probate anyone that posted like a dip poo poo. Also I would be drunk the entire time.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:13 |
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With did dick lol
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:23 |
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I basically wouldn't.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:24 |
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I would crush all the forums pussy
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:26 |
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i would institute prima nocta
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:26 |
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terribly
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:29 |
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Bud Dwyer style.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:29 |
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id mbe the best mod ever.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:29 |
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how much does modding pay again?
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:30 |
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i would literally 6hr everyone constantly until nothing was left then i would call lowtax and hand in my resignation letter
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:30 |
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accept bribes via paypal
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:31 |
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huskarl_marx posted:i would institute prima nocta Yo lets go pound some pasty gross rear end in Ireland bro. I hear they have wirey haired drunk chicks with weird boobs.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:31 |
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I wouldn't monitor it. I would instead only show up once every few months to post a random poo poo thread then disappear to twitter, boxed wine, and sleeping pills.
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:35 |
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Demonachizer posted:I wouldn't monitor it. I would instead only show up once every few months to post a random poo poo thread then disappear to twitter, boxed wine, and sleeping pills. Lowtax is back!
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# ? May 23, 2015 04:53 |
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mod for hire scheme where for a nominal fee I will punish posters you disagree with/ignore infractions/lock threads, let the free market correct the forums
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:02 |
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Very carefully!
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:04 |
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I wouldn't. I would look to good posters like you to tell me when to punish people by clicking the report button. I trust you guys to know what is good!
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:05 |
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my only unpaid actions will be to relentlessly patrol the forums for any form of disagreement with me and punish them as mod sass
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:07 |
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Sorta like this, but with more gay loving
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:10 |
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Dead Precedents posted:
Interesting concept.
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# ? May 23, 2015 05:13 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I wouldn't. I would look to good posters like you to tell me when to punish people by clicking the report button. *reports you*
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# ? May 23, 2015 06:17 |
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voted all in a check box poll, thanks op.
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