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Check out my DRAGON WAR G4 PHANTOM MOUSE! It has a 5600 precision laser and all this other loving poo poo I don't know. Perfect for fragging NOOBS. Hold on, let me just eat some of my GAMER GRUB. None of that dorito poo poo. I'm not a loving POSER GAMER, I'M THE REAL DEAL PRO GAMER! These are words I live by. And Mountain Dew? PSH! gently caress that! Who do you think I am? No ACTUAL PRO GAMER DRINKS THAT poo poo! I only drink MANA POTION ENERGY FOR GAMERS to keep me hydrated and focused on THE GAME Check out my sweet setup My doctor is such a loving noob, she says I will die in two years if I keep consuming like this. CONSUMING NOOBS ONLINE AM I RIGHT
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:11 |
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whats ur coc clan?
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:12 |
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my penis stings greatly from the regurgitated stomach acids, but my joy overpowers the negative sensation. the scent of heineken and sourness fills the air.
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:15 |
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jyrque posted:whats ur coc clan?
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:17 |
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lmao @ your one and a half monitors
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfMsTvtaCw
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:20 |
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jyrque posted:whats ur coc clan? coc is loving retarded but i cant stop playing it. is this what its like to be a gamer
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:24 |
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i had some some old redneck fix my heater and the whole time he talked about clash of clans
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:25 |
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life imitates art, imo
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:27 |
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:28 |
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i don't get it, some kind of carpal tunnel poo poo or what?
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:30 |
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My home page is thebestgamers.net
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:32 |
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lorn Wayne posted:i don't get it, some kind of carpal tunnel poo poo or what? thats the spot that you balance the weight of your arm with when GAMING u scrub
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:39 |
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Maybe if they were not using such uncomfortable looking gaming mice, they wouldn't ruin their wrists.
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:54 |
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I like playing games games with my GF where I hide for weeks on end and ignore her cals
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:56 |
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hello, yes, i would like to join the elite gamers crew my cred is 4 hours in counter strike source and i think i beat doom once
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# ? May 23, 2015 10:49 |
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real gamers spend thousands of dollars on candy crush. im a real gamer, how about you?
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# ? May 23, 2015 10:54 |
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I beat Skyrim.
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# ? May 23, 2015 11:00 |
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BumbleChump posted:Check out my DRAGON WAR G4 PHANTOM MOUSE! It has a 5600 precision laser and all this other loving poo poo I don't know. Perfect for fragging NOOBS. +1 good post
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# ? May 23, 2015 11:02 |
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I love you tossgirl
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# ? May 23, 2015 11:03 |
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BumbleChump posted:Check out my DRAGON WAR G4 PHANTOM MOUSE! It has a 5600 precision laser and all this other loving poo poo I don't know. Perfect for fragging NOOBS. At the push of a button it transforms into a fleshlight!
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# ? May 23, 2015 11:18 |
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i have 492 games in my steam library
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# ? May 23, 2015 11:33 |
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no that's cancer rip
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# ? May 23, 2015 12:04 |
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you only eat the CASHEWS of CHAOS you say? I will have to try them, jonathan FATAL1TY wendall
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# ? May 23, 2015 12:37 |
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lorn Wayne posted:i don't get it, some kind of carpal tunnel poo poo or what? noob
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# ? May 23, 2015 12:42 |
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krampster2 posted:no that's cancer rip I thought I had skin cancer on my thumb but it was just some sort of scab under my skin that eventually grew out
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# ? May 23, 2015 12:55 |
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BumbleChump posted:
Nice Wallmart chairs noob! Real gamers use ergonomic saddle chairs and build their own desks, because good posture and having hobbies aside from gaming is real pro gaming!
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# ? May 23, 2015 12:57 |
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Borden posted:Nice Wallmart chairs noob! Real gamers use ergonomic saddle chairs and build their own desks, because good posture and having hobbies aside from gaming is real pro gaming! had to look this up haha what the gently caress
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# ? May 23, 2015 13:16 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i have 492 games in my steam library I have 493 games in my steam library
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# ? May 23, 2015 13:19 |
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god thread is full of nubs. real gamers dont have time for this poo poo. how you gunna noscope all the fags when u cant even coc right?
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# ? May 23, 2015 13:57 |
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gently caress YOU MOM I'M BUSY TAKING ALL THE COC
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# ? May 23, 2015 14:02 |
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I'm about to cut a cavity in my chest and install some cold cathodes in there...
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# ? May 23, 2015 14:12 |
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Gobblecoque posted:had to look this up haha what the gently caress http://www.ugoburo.ca/en/hag-saddle..._0NwaAll28P8HAQ Best chair in the universe.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:13 |
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poo poo dawg, you're forgetting a very important part of your FPS game here, bro-dawg That's right, your EYES. You're not looking at your monitor with only your fleshy human eyes, are you?? Or even worse, normal prescription glasses?? poo poo, you'll never frag noobs with that, get out. You need GUNNAR ADVANCED GAMING OPTICS. Only GUNNAR ADVANCED GAMING OPTICS will allow you to frag noobs on your main Alienware liquid-cooled gaming desktop while simultaneously fragging different noobs on your secondary Falcon Northwest gaming laptop. GUNNAR gaming glasses are specially designed to make you live longer, play better, and frag more. These yellow-tinted sunglasses will allow you to frag all day and all night by protecting your vision from PC ghosts. Now also available in Hipster
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:39 |
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Gobblecoque posted:had to look this up haha what the gently caress wonder if people get saddle soars from those chairs
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:47 |
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i heard gunnars actually work pretty good
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:51 |
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hey i want a window on my pc's case. yeah some LED lights too. LEET its like the tackiness of guy fieri and donald trump with liberace's ostentatiousness. nimh fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 23, 2015 |
# ? May 23, 2015 16:07 |
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Thank you for posting this, because until this exact moment I thought I was the only person who had this problem. Years ago my wife was like "why does your right hand have a big bump on it but not your left hand?" and I stared at my hands until the dawning realization that my body was evolving to deal with sitting in a desk chair moving a mouse for 12 hours a day.
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:30 |
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hi, would you like some cashews? are they "...of chaos"? um, no. *sighs*
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Gamer Food seems to no longer exist How am I supposed to ever play a game again
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