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Gout sucks. Post about it here and I will send you posi vibes.quote:Gout (also known as podagra when it involves the big toe)[3] is a medical condition usually characterized by recurrent attacks of acute inflammatory arthritis—a red, tender, hot, swollen joint. The metatarsal-phalangeal joint at the base of the big toe is the most commonly affected (approximately 50% of cases). It may also present as tophi, kidney stones, or urate nephropathy. It is caused by elevated levels of uric acid in the blood. The uric acid crystallizes, and the crystals deposit in joints, tendons, and surrounding tissues.
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thanks OP, voted 5
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:28 |
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Congratulations on having a medieval disease. You'll be complaining about your dropsy and gall stones next.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:29 |
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Fetus Tree posted:thanks OP, voted 5 peace and love peace and love
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:29 |
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Ddraig posted:Congratulations on having a medieval disease. You'll be complaining about your dropsy and gall stones next. you know what else is medieval? aids. and you got it boyo.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:29 |
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op are you bobby hill
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Ddraig posted:Congratulations on having a medieval disease. You'll be complaining about your dropsy and gall stones next. too much black bile
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:31 |
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my roommate had gout once. thats my gout story
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:31 |
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That old woman living down the road looked at me funny and now I've got Scrofula, fml.
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:32 |
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Ddraig posted:That old woman living down the road looked at me funny and now I've got Scrofula, fml. I kicked a midget the other night and now I have scurvy
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# ? May 23, 2015 15:33 |
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haljordan posted:I kicked a midget the other night and now I have scurvy im sending out posi vibes to you bro
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:49 |
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what does that poo poo feel like on an average flair up day, how much does it impact ur life?
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:53 |
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I'll bring 5 guys burgers and fries to the next support group meeting!
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:54 |
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My brother in law's dad has gout. That's all I know about gout.
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:58 |
I've had patients with gout. They were human garbage and we threw them in the appropriate medical waste container.
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:16 |
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lol, just lol if you haven't gone on disability for gout
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:25 |
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RIP The Great Khan
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:26 |
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I can't think of any reason you would ever get gout in the developed world unless you're a fat piece of poo poo that has absolutely no self control. You're literally a piss-filled babby. Sorry, OP, but you need to know.
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:31 |
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:froggout:
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:32 |
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Can you get rid of gout by not eating horrible food anymore, or are you stuck with it for life now?
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:35 |
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Ddraig posted:I can't think of any reason you would ever get gout in the developed world unless you're a fat piece of poo poo that has absolutely no self control. You're literally a piss-filled babby. Sorry, OP, but you need to know. i dont have gout i just want to provide a loving atmosphere for those afflicted with it to give them strength
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:36 |
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one of my managers had gout a couple months ago we all made fun of him
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:39 |
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I have gout flare-ups when I work, instead of sitting on my rear end. and winter. and after heavy drinking. have considered using a needle used for refilling ink cartridges, sticking it into my foot and sucking out those crystals.
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:41 |
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Ddraig posted:Congratulations on having a medieval disease. You'll be complaining about your dropsy and gall stones next. Medieval diseases are just diseases for alcoholics these days
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:46 |
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The greatest drug free high you can get is having your knee drained after a week of swelling. The sudden removal of pain is elating; there should be a knee-drain fetish community.
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:53 |
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That king of the hill episode was pretty funny -- dahnghit bohbby!!!
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:57 |
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fix your diet please.
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:58 |
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# ? May 23, 2015 18:13 |
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One time a couple years ago my toe was fuckin' killing me and I could barely walk so I went to the doctor. He was like, "I think you got gout, man, stop eating so many wieners and Italian sandwiches". So I did and now I can walk like a normal person.
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# ? May 23, 2015 18:17 |
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enziarro posted:One time a couple years ago my toe was fuckin' killing me and I could barely walk so I went to the doctor. He was like, "I think you got gout, man, stop eating so many wieners and Italian sandwiches". So I did and now I can walk like a normal person. Me too only instead of wieners and sammiches it was booze so here I am today with a burning toe
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