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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

nothing is being done about it. He always talks about how it's his dream to become a male stripper, and how he does upside down sit ups every night. He also said "When my cock comes out, the twenties start flowing" to one of our assistant managers. Also talks about how he'd take it up the rear end and one of our male managers replied that it isn't gay if you're the one giving and is basically egging him and my gay friend/coworker to get it on. Somehow all of this isn't sexual harassment.

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epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.
Put his penis where you put your sandwiches, op.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pics?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
have sex with him, op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Guys cant get sexually harassed.

:can:

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
Your coworker is gross, complain to the highest of the higher ups

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
try loading a gun and murdering him w bullets

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
is his name dave? you could make good on your user name iykwim.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Good things will happen if you do sex at work

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
stop being a homophobe ciscum

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
wah wah wah won't someone think of the poor white men

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c

www
Aug 4, 2010

join in and share stories about all of your sexual conquests op....

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
who cares dude if that's the worst thing you've got to deal with at work then you're doing fine

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

holy crap the comments on that video

flightlessdog
Apr 22, 2013

Well that was dumb

The Whole Internet posted:

holy crap the comments on that video

I wanted to pick one out to screenshot so we could all laugh at it together but they're all terrible and I can't decide.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

flightlessdog posted:

I wanted to pick one out to screenshot so we could all laugh at it together but they're all terrible and I can't decide.

Not to detract from your discussion about youtube commentators, but how does this help solve my problem?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

psyopmonkey posted:

Guys cant get sexually harassed.

:can:

you ever been harassed?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The image of all this taking place after a budget meeting or something is hilarious to me

flightlessdog
Apr 22, 2013

Well that was dumb

DaveSplitter posted:

Not to detract from your discussion about youtube commentators, but how does this help solve my problem?

You need to do what youtube comments do to youtube videos.

Buttfuck it. Report back with results.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

epoch. posted:

Put his penis where you put your sandwiches, op.

lunchbox ?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I was sexually harassed by an interim manager a couple years ago, that poo poo is the worst. One of her bosses when I reported it actually asked me what I did to instigate it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Serious post, your gay friend is gonna have to step up and be your white knight here. Have him file complaints so that nothing is amiss. He's like the black cop when you're in a bad neighborhood

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

DaveSplitter posted:

Not to detract from your discussion about youtube commentators, but how does this help solve my problem?

Once you make a thread, you have released it like a dove, let it soar Dave. Let it soar.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Write hr a letter dummy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just suck his drat dick OP

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Maybe if you weren't a fat slob he would sexually harass you too, OP. Work out more and you won't feel so left out.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
have a stern conversation with him through the glory hole. punish him for being naughty

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
what do you do for a living op? maybe we can help you make some pornographic innuendos based on that information

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Uhh..it isn't gay if you're giving though?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You don't have to be the one being hit on to report sexual harassment

Why aren't you hot enough to be hit on?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You're gonna have to out-gay him, OP

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Volume posted:

You're gonna have to out-gay him, OP

i was gonna say op should tell all his own grody sex stories but substitute dude for chick so he fits in too but volume is right as usual, sincerity is key

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
gays are like wolves you have to take the goons's advice and become the alpha gay

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Sounds like your coworkers are just joking around and having a good time of life. You should try it.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Go to the deepest darkest domicile in your building. Within you will find a human resources demon. Once bested in combat, explain the situation.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
pay someone to jump him and beat him up at night op. its the only language they understand

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

burritolingus posted:

Sounds like your coworkers are just joking around and having a good time of life. You should try it.

B...but I'm a unique snowflake that shouldn't be exposed to thongs that make me uncomfortable or upset. Don't you get it!?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Assert your dominance by sodomizing all of them

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

is he hot?

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