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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I have hearf people say that "left ear = buccaneer, right ear = queer" because it's generally considered the mark of a gay man to have his right ear pierced where I live, but I just saw someone say the same thing online but reversed and it got me wondering. Is this a regional thing or are the guys who say the right ear is the straight one to have pieced just on the "down low"?

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i think its your anus

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
They're both the gay ear.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Wasn't this more of a 90s/00s thing? Actually come to think about it things were just generally much gayer in the 90s.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Pretty sure lip piercings are pretty gay in addition to looking stupid.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
bring back the handkerchief code imo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

lordoftheT posted:

Wasn't this more of a 90s/00s thing? Actually come to think about it things were just generally much gayer in the 90s.

Lol dude no way http://youtu.be/btULDES8NNM

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

"Right is wrong" is how to remember it, OP.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

that's a really good fight

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

I.C. posted:

"Right is wrong" is how to remember it, OP.

okay so right is straight then

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Pretty sure it's actually the tongue op

Reer
Sep 27, 2007

by Ralp
if a girl has a tongue ring shes probably good at sucking dick

if a guy has a tongue ring hes probably good at sucking dick

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
yeah right ear is the queer ear, when i was 12 a friend pierced both my ears and my dad made me take out only the right one because he didn't want "the fags on st mark's place to get the wrong idea"

Reer posted:

if a girl has a tongue ring shes probably good at sucking dick

really sad day when i discovered that this isn't true. sucks a lot of dicks, maybe. but good at it? :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Pierce your cloaca.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
in prison if you walk around the yard with your right pocket pulled inside out it means you lookin for some lovin

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
if you only pierce the right ear it might be seen as gay by one or two people but if you pierce both no one will think about

lots of straight guys pierce both ears. i think culturally the whole right ear thing has been dead for a decade

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It be cool if you like pierced your balls and put a big ring in there and then you pierced your weener but your weener piercing had like a clip on it so you could clip your weener to your ballsac whaaat how would that even work?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Nooner posted:

It be cool if you like pierced your balls and put a big ring in there and then you pierced your weener but your weener piercing had like a clip on it so you could clip your weener to your ballsac whaaat how would that even work?

if you got a boner it would rip your penis apart I guess...

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

if you got a boner it would rip your penis apart I guess...

scrotes have incredible elasticity, if you let your boner happen naturally the scrote should stretch to accomodate

a cialis or meth induced boner could spell disaster though

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

okay so right is straight then
right is wrong, left loves dong

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
just pierce them both human being

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Can you Peirce you're butt?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
any guy with a pierced ear is gay and doubly so if he takes it

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
As a powerful man you should never get an ear pierced because it's a target in a bar brawl

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Whole Internet posted:

if you only pierce the right ear it might be seen as gay by one or two people but if you pierce both no one will think about

lots of straight guys pierce both ears. i think culturally the whole right ear thing has been dead for a decade

It's been dead for 30 years in any place with more people than pigs but for the rest of the country is still left is right right is wrong.

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

physically mutilate yourself in a futile attempt at individulaity

and the claw won!
Jul 10, 2008
if you're gay you should just get both pierced to avoid this confusion

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

A better question would be if gettin your dick pierced is gay

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

huskarl_marx posted:

i think its your anus

O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005

Ultra Carp
Pretty sure that nowerdays the only way to signal that you're gay is to walk around with your dick constantly inserted into another man's rear end and even then they might be all "no homo!"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nooner posted:

Can you Peirce you're butt?

http://youtu.be/USgS97SsCd8

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im p sure the answer is somewhere in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Nice, my favorite is this one http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Right means Ill suck your dick.

Left means Anal.

Both means probably not gay.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

I regret making a dumb joke and wish I did not see that video ):

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ElRK-0p2O8

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

They're both the gay ear.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
If your black, you pierce both and it doubles you straightness somehow :confused:

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Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
piercing 1 ear (whichever side it may be) means u r half gay, op

source: im gay

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