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i have a fight att the flagpole at 3:15 on Monday and i'm scared but want to hide my fear behind tough words please tell me things to say to chad so he's too scared to fight me stuff like "Hey chad, i'm going to fist gently caress ur face with my hamhocks" "Chad? More like tad, like it's going to take me only a tad of energy to pummel ur face craters into face valleys haha but seriously it's sad you have to take accutane and that it's made you so aggressive'
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# ? May 23, 2015 22:57 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:41 |
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"I hosed guys like you in prison!"
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# ? May 23, 2015 22:58 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:"I hosed guys like you in prison!" chad knows i'm a virgin because some TOMS CAN'T KEEP THERE NO GOOD MOUTHS SHUT but maybe he'll be so beiwldered he won't know
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:00 |
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"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:00 |
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"why don't we just hug it out" and then when you hug him suplex him into the dirt.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:01 |
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"Outward aggression is just a form of expressed inward sexual frustration. Do you want to gently caress me or fight me? If you want to fight me I'll pound your face so hard you will never want to have sex again."
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:01 |
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Poetic Justice posted:"Outward aggression is just a form of expressed inward sexual frustration. Do you want to gently caress me or fight me? If you want to fight me I'll pound your face so hard you will never want to have sex again." what will i do if he wants to gently caress me????
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:03 |
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social vegan posted:what will i do if he wants to gently caress me???? Same thing.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:05 |
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The B_36 posted:Same thing. lol how about "Hey Chad Bananas, ya i gave u a new last name Chad, because I'm gonna pound the first one out of u. And, don't u think Chad Bananas sounds a little lame? People aren't even going to assume ur white anymore think about it"
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:10 |
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I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna gently caress you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:11 |
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Iron Prince posted:You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:13 |
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if you come any closer ill scream RAPE
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:13 |
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Why would you say a thing instead of just hitting the guy the face or is this a gay fight where you will push each other a few times and then wrestle until one of you nuts his pants
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:13 |
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jackyl posted:or is this a gay fight where you will push each other a few times and then wrestle until one of you nuts his pants this worked for chikatilo and he ended probably being at the top of the food chain does anyone know if accutane gives u any more strength? chad's face no longer looks like a bas relief painting of the great lakes so it's working
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:17 |
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i'm sorry don't hurt me take my money i'll suck your dick pleeeeeaasee
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:18 |
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i eat dicks like you for breakfast
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:18 |
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"I don't remember ordering a Value Menu McMotherfucker"
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:18 |
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someone post the space moose comic where he got into a fight
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:19 |
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I'm going to send you running home crying to your pathetic townhouse
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:20 |
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"Welcum 2 the jungle bb. Ur gonna die!"
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:21 |
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I'll walk up holding my hand up to the side of my head like in the hang ten symbol and act like it's a phone "Ring ring, oh excuse me chad i need to take this oh chad it's for u, it's the cops, they wanna know where to pick up ur body after i punch u"
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:22 |
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I got on chad loving op up
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4trn2lJxl00
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:23 |
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social vegan posted:I'll walk up holding my hand up to the side of my head like in the hang ten symbol and act like it's a phone Ayy lmao
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:23 |
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jackyl posted:I got on chad loving op up
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:24 |
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Step back step back. Mind yo business mind yo business. Step back.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:24 |
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"What are you gunna do about it?"
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:25 |
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you wanna tango cowboy? well you better strap yourself in, because the pain train is coming to rock paper scissors me timbers
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:25 |
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Hey Chad i just checked the clock and it's wreck o'clock chad ding dong the bell rings to signal wreck o'clock where you get wrecked by my viscious hooks and robust karate foundation
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:27 |
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bitch im having a stroke. you better call the wambulance, because i need urgent medical care
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:27 |
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I've been a naughty boy and need to be punished
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:30 |
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uggu uggh, me kill chad. you gotta have a stick for that though
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:31 |
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use a lot of variations on bro when referring to him i.e. broseph smith, russell bro, margaret bro, etc. also wear like five shirts so you can have five times as many intimidating shirt takeoffs
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:32 |
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Thingyman posted:use a lot of variations on bro when referring to him i.e. broseph smith, russell bro, margaret bro, etc. can all of the shirts because women's tanks?
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:32 |
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i only have 3 shirts but women's tanks are easy tos tael from walmart i know this
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:33 |
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we already did this exact thread a few months ago
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:34 |
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social vegan posted:can all of the shirts because women's tanks? just wear the one with hot stuff written on it cause then chad will known your hot stuff and won't gently caress with you
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:34 |
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Do you wash your clothes in windex? 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:35 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:someone post the space moose comic where he got into a fight
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# ? May 23, 2015 23:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:41 |
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show up nude and oiled up and you probably wont have to say anything
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