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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


This god drat poo poo needs to stop right now, lazy fat fuckers reading a book or watching TV and getting a "workout" without breaking a sweat. If you use one of these you are pretty much worse than the assholes that clip that retard stap onto themselves on the treatmill so basically human filth.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Theyre not that great.

Theyre a good way to get some kinda cardio for people with messed up joints though.

:shrug:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
What is your preferred method of cardio, ThreeOlives?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Shut up you loving idiot.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

What is your preferred method of cardio, ThreeOlives?

Keep in mind sucking mondo dicks does not count as cardio

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Oh drat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Fat.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
sweet christ what happened to her legs

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Also, that's an arc trainer, not an elliptical you moron.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

What is your preferred method of cardio, ThreeOlives?

Running because I am not a god drat elliptical using pussy.

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
the leg press pressed back (also she locked out like a dumb)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
her legs were too weak thats what happened

millions of leg pressers lock out erry day and their legs dont snap man

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Also, that's an arc trainer, not an elliptical you moron.

The are interchangeable because they are the both same useless loving pieces of equipment for people to pretend they are working out with.

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
I sit in traffic to run on a treadmill at the gym

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Zzulu posted:

her legs were too weak thats what happened

millions of leg pressers lock out erry day and their legs dont snap man

Seeing that video with sound was amazing - You can hear the pain is excruciating...and then that guy grabs her tit

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I live in a condo in Dallas and act like I'm kind poo poo of gently caress mountain because of it.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
IME they are useful as a 10-minute warmup before lifting up real weights.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

drat but is this a gif that i regret watching to the end

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Three Olives posted:



This god drat poo poo needs to stop right now, lazy fat fuckers reading a book or watching TV and getting a "workout" without breaking a sweat. If you use one of these you are pretty much worse than the assholes that clip that retard stap onto themselves on the treatmill so basically human filth.
It's called "maybe you have arthritis or some other ailment and need some kind of cardio workout that doesn't pound your joints" you whiny gay retard

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Crazy Ted posted:

It's called "maybe you have arthritis or some other ailment and need some kind of cardio workout that doesn't pound your joints" you whiny gay retard being a lazy fat rear end that like the random calorie count number that shows up on the screen underneath Dr. Phil

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Run around out in nature. Thats a pretty cool and fun thing to do.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

psyopmonkey posted:

Run around out in nature. Thats a pretty cool and fun thing to do.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
lol goons.

An elliptical can serve as part of a workout. Especially in the winter in New England.

It's a good aerobic workout, just boring.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

redshirt posted:

An elliptical can serve as part of a workout. Especially in the winter in New England.

It's a good aerobic workout, just boring.

This is bullshit and why they make treadmills.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

redshirt posted:

lol goons.

An elliptical can serve as part of a workout. Especially in the winter in New England.

It's a good aerobic workout, just boring.
A goon workout typically involves furious masturbation and looking at all of the workout equipment that they never use.

Three Olives posted:

This is bullshit and why they make treadmills.
Is there any specific reason why this topic makes you so angry

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Three Olives posted:

This is bullshit and why they make treadmills.

Perhaps.

I own a fancy elliptical so I am biased.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Nooner posted:

Keep in mind sucking mondo dicks does not count as cardio

does if you do it right

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
ellipticals can be useful but it is always best to switch them up with other types of cardio if possible, especially actual jogging and running but really who am i kidding LOL CUCK FAGGOTS

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
all i do is soulcycle baby

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

porkchop_express posted:

does if you do it right
Really it depends on the length of the dick.

the great deceiver posted:

ellipticals can be useful but it is always best to switch them up with other types of cardio if possible, especially actual jogging and running but really who am i kidding LOL CUCK FAGGOTS
It depends on the quality of the equipment too. Using a cheap treadmill loving hurts afterwards.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
What's your half marathon PR three olives?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

What's your half marathon PR three olives?

I train for endurance not speed.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Three Olives posted:

I train for endurance not speed.

reads as "I've never gone further than 5k"

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
when my back was really bad it could barely handle the impact of walking around but on an elliptical i could push myself asif i was healthy. eat poop gay boy.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
im pretty sure it's why im not all limpy rn.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

afeelgoodpoop posted:

im pretty sure it's why im not all limpy rn.

I injured my knee during a half marathon last year and I used the elliptical at my gym for a few weeks because it was low impact and if you don't think an elliptical can give you a workout you're really loving stupid.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
toilet's all the exercise equipment I need, thanks

























also hitting the post button can be a strain

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
So if you aren't using it for muscular remediation, you're a big gay baby?

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Nov 7, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Run around out in nature. Thats a pretty cool and fun thing to do.

heshe gets it

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