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y'all ever do this? knowing how depraved an act it was just made me get off quicker, would recommend A+
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# ? May 24, 2015 05:59 |
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naw
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:00 |
did you think of a better life while jerking off?
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:01 |
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jerking off is my line of work
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:03 |
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i work at the jerkoff store
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:04 |
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why not?
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:09 |
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Enfield posted:i work at the jerkoff store And theyre all out of you
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:11 |
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Cool.
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:17 |
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jerked off and didn't talk about it today.
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:21 |
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no because your mom just blows me under my desk
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:24 |
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A good boss will encourage their employees to cum as often as possible.
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:28 |
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the janitor, anil ramdass, was watching the whole time know the shame op
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:06 |
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I put my dilz in a woman often
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:08 |
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i hope you don't work at a school
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:08 |
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Feels good
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:08 |
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I remember when Cornholio said he did there was an epic 100 page thread of people guffawing at such barbarity (he even got a custom title), but just lol if op isn't the only one in thread who does it now. What an age to be alive in
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:12 |
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hell yeah, good way to pass the time on a night shift
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:13 |
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Kuato posted:I remember when Cornholio said he did there was an epic 100 page thread of people guffawing at such barbarity (he even got a custom title), but just lol if op isn't the only one in thread who does it now. What an age to be alive in youre so cool
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:15 |
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i make it a point to masturbate every place i go
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:15 |
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Why don't you just jerk off in your office like a normal person?
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:18 |
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i once masturbated in a submarine bilge on cleanup duty i got the idea 'cus there was sharpie graffiti tucked away that read "if you're reading this you're laying in my cum" and i was like drat i could totally get away with a jack right here and now couldn't i
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:19 |
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Enfield posted:i work at the jerkoff store They're running out of you
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:21 |
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Space Jam posted:i hope you don't work at a school at a morgue
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:22 |
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A guy at work used to do this regularly. Stall doors were knee high and you could clearly see his shadow jerking it. Nobody liked that guy.
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:25 |
Airstream Driver posted:A guy at work used to do this regularly. Stall doors were knee high and you could clearly see his shadow jerking it. Nobody liked that guy. Did you jerk it to his shadow jerkin it?
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:26 |
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Airstream Driver posted:A guy at work used to do this regularly. Stall doors were knee high and you could clearly see his shadow jerking it. Nobody liked that guy. Of course nobody liked him. He was such a jerk!
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:27 |
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yea
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# ? May 24, 2015 07:58 |
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the twist is he is an elementary school teacher
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:01 |
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If you were taking a poo poo and someone kicked in the door they'd be fired but if they did it while you were jerking off you'd be fired. Makes you think.
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:05 |
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Sounds like youre conducting some risky business.
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:05 |
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i remember when someone posted about this, like 20 years ago
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:12 |
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I jerked off in the bathroom while on a date once edit: twice if I count getting really drunk and jerking off in the bathroom at a frat party Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 08:38 on May 24, 2015 |
# ? May 24, 2015 08:29 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I jerked off in the bathroom while on a date once That's just smart sex-prepping. I do this when I wanna up my game from 2 minutes to a whopping 5.
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:42 |
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El Duderino posted:That's just smart sex-prepping. I do this when I wanna up my game from 2 minutes to a whopping 5. She would've preferred if it was 2 minutes.
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# ? May 24, 2015 08:43 |
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Did it once, years ago. They kept a few Playboys in the men's room, what's a guy supposed to do with them? The funny thing was one day we had a Take Your Kid To Work day and they forgot to take them out. One lady's six year old son got an eyeful, she was pissed.
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# ? May 24, 2015 09:09 |
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did this one desperate times bro
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# ? May 24, 2015 09:16 |
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The Protagonist posted:i once masturbated in a submarine bilge on cleanup duty same but destroyer
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# ? May 24, 2015 09:19 |
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Verily I Shat posted:youre so cool He's right though, passe acts are now the norm.
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# ? May 24, 2015 10:47 |
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Ramsus posted:same but destroyer Destroyer? I hardly knew her.
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# ? May 24, 2015 12:19 |
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there are few places i have not jerked off in
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