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Mr. Hand
Apr 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
She is whining about her male colleagues dating undergrads.

just lol

she's just bitter that she's too old and they're not lusting after her

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/roiphe/2015/05/why_professors_should_never_have_affairs_with_their_students_what_could.html

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I gently caress your butthole

Mr. Hand
Apr 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

JebanyPedal posted:

I gently caress your butthole

this is good because i like cocks in my rear end

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Mr. Hand posted:

this is good because i like cocks in my rear end

r u gay?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Yeah that's a dude or at the very least someone who is 100% justified in their bitterness.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah that's a dude or at the very least someone who is 100% justified in their bitterness.



Look like your face

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah that's a dude or at the very least someone who is 100% justified in their bitterness.



suspiciously manhanded

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i got the :firstpost: someone acknowledge that

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah that's a dude or at the very least someone who is 100% justified in their bitterness.



would

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah that's a dude or at the very least someone who is 100% justified in their bitterness.



thats a man, baby

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i got the :firstpost: someone acknowledge that

Good job, envious and resentful of this, been a while since Kuato has gotten the first post, when I do get it I say I did so easily, but nothing easy about getting it at all tbqh

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Kuato posted:

nothing easy about getting it at all tbqh

lmbo at this freaking noob

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
If you are a professor and you aren't getting some coed on the side you are wasting your professorship.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i'm not gy but the guy whose rear end i gently caress is

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

burritolingus posted:

If you are a professor and you aren't getting some coed on the side you are wasting your professorship.

same but with anyone at university at all

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
cum

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Kuato posted:

Good job, envious and resentful of this, been a while since Kuato has gotten the first post, when I do get it I say I did so easily, but nothing easy about getting it at all tbqh

thank you for acknowledging my accomplishment

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


would

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The Slutty Professor

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not going to read that but I agree with the basic premise of teachers shouldn't be banging or hitting on students

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



it is creepy as hell

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What teenager is going to date someone over 30? Most of them think you live in your office. One saw me at the grocery store once and ran away, eyes agog.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Moridin920 posted:

im not going to read that but I agree with the basic premise of teachers shouldn't be banging or hitting on students

then you'd miss gems like these

quote:

To a certain type of male professor, the fantasy of a dewy, impressed protégé is still seductive, a woman who he has easy power over, who is improved, tutored, made by him (as opposed to the female professors I know who are more likely to seek romantic companionship with someone more challenging, more in their league).

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
not an english professor then I see

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
why do you think ratemyprofessor.com has an option to mark which profs are hot

People always wanna gently caress, holy poo poo!!!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
*sigh* yet another whinge from an ugly bitch who can't get hosed even by horny rear end hosed in the head college students

gently caress off u slag if you want to get hosed so bad gently caress a women and she'll use a cucumber on ur rear end in a top hat or whatever the gently caress loving turns you the gently caress on

fug

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
how poor is this professor that she needs Slate.com money

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
whyyyyyyyyyyy won't a hot young man take me in his arms and gently caress mi buttz like that mobie I watched 45 shades of gray omg males r gay

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I had this hot female professor that me and all the other guys in class wanted to gently caress. None of us ever did.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Come to daddy.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

im not going to read that but I agree with the basic premise of teachers shouldn't be banging or hitting on students

Girls dress hot for grades... how about just don't be a teacher if you can't hack it.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

fix ur teeth profeslut

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007




Andre post-op

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I really don't care about this fluff article or the writer's failings as a human being. Furthermore, I feel no compulsion to torment her in a vacuum.

Argh
Feb 15, 2005

windowlicker

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El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Would have before I saw those last pictures...

Edit: well, maybe if I can get sauced beforehand. Pretty lonely and poo poo

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