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i have some kimd of heart peoblem i guess, i almost blacked out like 6 times from 2-8 pm cause my heart started going crazy. when i got to the er it was 239 bpm so they used a chemical to stop it and let it reset. now im fine and i have to take a pill every day. having you heart stop even for a few seconds feels very bad and i dont think i want to do that again. anywhos, thanks for reading my er story. lunch today: five guys bacon cheeseburger, cajun fries, and a coke.
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Glad youre ok! Deploying good and chill vibes your way bud
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May 24, 2015 13:26
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thanks , brb gonna get drunk
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May 24, 2015 13:27
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dad gay. so what posted:i have some kimd of heart peoblem i guess, i almost blacked out like 6 times from 2-8 pm cause my heart started going crazy. when i got to the er it was 239 bpm so they used a chemical to stop it and let it reset. now im fine and i have to take a pill every day. having you heart stop even for a few seconds feels very bad and i dont think i want to do that again. anywhos, thanks for reading my er story. They used 6mg of adenosine as a Hail Mary to halt your ridiculous tachycardia. They didn't think it was going to work and the next thing would have been to shock you with the shocker machine if they were smart or to try 12mg of adenosine twice more. The old school guys don't give you anything before they shock you they just tell you to fukken deal with it but I give a little Valium first. Maybe not at 240 though because that's about the upper limit of what a heart can handle, so I would want to shock you sooner because that works more often than loving adenosine. I'm just going to look at you and maybe your blood pressure and decide if I think you can wait a minute for me to draw and give Valium or if that's too much time to waste. When I gave people adenosine I would always warn them that they were going to feel very sick but that that feeling would go away in ten seconds. I wouldn't tell people I was going to stop their heart but it is a cold rear end thing to say to someone which is a lot of fun to do once in a while. Adenosine often induces the feeling of mortal dread that is normally a sign off serious anoxia in heart tissue and impending death and is the same feeling old men get when they clutch their chest in a panic and start flailing at the dinner party before they drop dead as a stone from their huge MI. Glad you survived to call everyone a piece of poo poo because it's what we deserve quite honestly. The biological wiring in your heart is probably bullshit and you should do the follow up they told you to do worth a cardiologist. I do bacon raw onion and mushroom on my five guys and I get regular fries. raton fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 13:33
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I also eat a little paper boat of peanuts
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May 24, 2015 13:51
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sweet edit bra
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May 24, 2015 13:54
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Sheep-Goats, what an interesting and relevant post, thank you.
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May 24, 2015 13:54
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SirDrinksAlot posted:sweet edit bra That post was for another thread but I decided to lay in wait for a minute to see if the dude goin mess with me sheeeeit
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May 24, 2015 13:54
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figured this would be a five guys joke
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May 24, 2015 13:56
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heart stopped, so what. You should order a diet coke at 5 guys next time, ya know just to be on the safe side
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May 24, 2015 13:58
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Too bad they restarted it
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May 24, 2015 13:58
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Too bad they restarted it Doctors should probably mercy kill about 70% of their regular patients, sure, we can all agree with that, however dad gay is a poster on the Something Awful forums and the least of us is better than the worst of all of you
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May 24, 2015 14:01
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heart's dead, so what
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May 24, 2015 14:03
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i never eat the peanuts at five guys why the gently caress would i go to a burger place for peanuts?
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May 24, 2015 14:12
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takin a klonopin for you OP
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May 24, 2015 14:13
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i never eat the peanuts at five guys somethin to nibble while theyre making your tasty burger
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May 24, 2015 14:14
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i never eat the peanuts at five guys Look at dis newb
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May 24, 2015 14:26
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i am aware they are to placate you while you queue but i can delay my gratification
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May 24, 2015 14:51
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i dont wannt to make a new thread but if i dont keep moving furniture ill DIE DIE DIE
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May 24, 2015 14:59
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im glad the op died even if it was only for a little while
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May 24, 2015 15:07
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gggiiimmmppp posted:im glad the op died even if it was only for a little while 
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May 24, 2015 15:11
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Sheep-Goats posted:They used 6mg of adenosine as a Hail Mary to halt your ridiculous tachycardia. What would cause something like that?
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May 24, 2015 15:17
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i am aware they are to placate you while you queue but i can delay my gratification What are you doing in a burger joint ordering 2700 calories worth of food then? Also why don't you love peanuts. Peanuts are great. raton fucked around with this message at 15:28 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 15:18
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Youre a liar and i hope a camel kicks you in the kidney
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May 24, 2015 15:19
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I don't specifically wish death upon dad gay so what, but it would improve the average quality of gbs
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May 24, 2015 15:24
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White Phosphorus posted:What would cause something like that? Yo you ain't even listening son, I said garbage biological heart wiring already. Reentrant circuit likely secondary to hypertrophy and other stresses secondary to narrow arteries secondary to five guys burgers and fries would be the leading narrative but it could be bad genes or induced by certain legal or illegal drugs or some combination of those things. Usually the people who develop recurrent tachyarrthmias got there by doing the meat equivalent of driving your car on the interstate in second gear for a couple of decades. Germstore posted:I don't specifically wish death upon dad gay so what, but it would improve the average quality of gbs Every town needs a sheriff. Every town needs a drunk.
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May 24, 2015 15:25
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i wish specific harm and death on fellow posters 
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May 24, 2015 15:30
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a never ending parade of cock in rear end fake edit: this is the wrong thread, but I'm going to post it anyway.
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May 24, 2015 15:33
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cock and endless balls
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May 24, 2015 15:34
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almost died. so what?
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May 24, 2015 15:37
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gently caress five guys it's all about the costco hotdogs , pizza, and berry smoothies
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May 24, 2015 15:42
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Keep doin' what you're doing op. The ship is goin' down; no need to rearrange the deck chairs.
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May 24, 2015 15:52
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Er visit on holiday weekend? Ugh. No thanks dude! Just take some Bayer or something.
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May 24, 2015 15:55
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I had to go to the hospital for jacking off too much
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May 24, 2015 16:25
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Maldoror posted:gently caress five guys I have to pay the equivalent of like $30-$35 for a 12" pizza.
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May 24, 2015 16:36
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Gonna be an expensive bill, I got hauled off in an ambulance when I was in a wreck when I was younger, the bill was not pretty. My plan if I get sick or am dying now is to make sure I loving die so I don't have to foot a large medical bill.
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dad gay. so what posted:i have some kimd of heart peoblem i guess, i almost blacked out like 6 times from 2-8 pm cause my heart started going crazy. when i got to the er it was 239 bpm so they used a chemical to stop it and let it reset. now im fine and i have to take a pill every day. having you heart stop even for a few seconds feels very bad and i dont think i want to do that again. anywhos, thanks for reading my er story.
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Kuato posted:Gonna be an expensive bill, I got hauled off in an ambulance when I was in a wreck when I was younger, the bill was not pretty. My plan if I get sick or am dying now is to make sure I loving die so I don't have to foot a large medical bill. i hope u die choking on a sausage. there is no better way.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Yo you ain't even listening son, I said garbage biological heart wiring already. Ice cold burn!!! Also, super interesting posts! Surprising gem to find in these unfunny,non clever threads.
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Nooner posted:I had to go to the hospital for jacking off too much if you arent cut you can break ur frenulum if you jerk it too hard.
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