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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'd like an answer to this question, please. The toys in Toy Story, how do they have intimate sexual congress? There has to be some kind of procedure, otherwise why would they form romantic bonds? Sure, some people have chaste relationships, but what about the toys who think they're people? Obviously they would want to do "real people" things, like bang, and in that case why would the compulsion go away once they learned more about themselves? Also, can they have sexualities? Does a toy decide on its own gender? Certainly some are modeled off of men and women and might have some degree of a disposition, but some like slinky dog or the squeak penguin are basically a 50/50. Do they decide what their own voice sounds like? Obviously Woody doesn't, because his voice is from the show that preceded him, and from his voicebox. I don't know if Buzz was a toy first or a show, but it becomes a show, so does it become standardized among Buzzes?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:catstare:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Well I'm missing the expert panel where I could learn more, so I was hoping I could find out here.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i pirated toy story 3 yesterday and i can answer this question, op: woody, buzz and mr. potatohead are out of your league. move on

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
very carefully

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
ill show u a piece of plastic w some sexuality OP

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
:staredog:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

did you ever buy that wild boar fursuit, OP

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

I'm just saying, there are a lot of holes in their Toy Story, and we have no idea what's cramming them or how

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
OP do you think this type of stuff is sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

did you ever buy that wild boar fursuit, OP

Wait is this a cartoon mascot suit or an actual hollowed out wild boar that you can wear? Because if it's the latter I want it so I can scare the living poo poo out of people while connecting with what is most likely my spirit animal

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

did you ever buy that wild boar fursuit, OP

dude I still think it was cool



like I don't want to have sex with a pig or anyone who wants to have sex in a pig or put a bikini on it, it's just a cool-rear end costume

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fetus Tree posted:

ill show u a piece of plastic w some sexuality OP
dildos are toys, too

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Wait is this a cartoon mascot suit or an actual hollowed out wild boar that you can wear? Because if it's the latter I want it so I can scare the living poo poo out of people while connecting with what is most likely my spirit animal

I've never seen someone case a boar, flat hides only for some reason.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

dude I still think it was cool



like I don't want to have sex with a pig or anyone who wants to have sex in a pig or put a bikini on it, it's just a cool-rear end costume

Yep, this seems adequate for scaring disobedient children :twisted:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Yep, this seems adequate for scaring disobedient children :twisted:

It reminds me of the sheep/human hybrids in Black Sheep.

e:

Pick fucked around with this message at 21:02 on May 24, 2015

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

*SNRK*

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
They mash their androgynous plastic crotches together op

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
:nws:



Mickey nooooo!!! :gonk:

ShaqDiesel fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 24, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

did you ever buy that wild boar fursuit, OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Pick posted:

dude I still think it was cool



like I don't want to have sex with a pig or anyone who wants to have sex in a pig or put a bikini on it, it's just a cool-rear end costume

weedy tusks

who would want to be a beta boar

weird-rear end fantasies about being the pig who gets picked last for team sports

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

dude I still think it was cool



like I don't want to have sex with a pig or anyone who wants to have sex in a pig or put a bikini on it, it's just a cool-rear end costume

Oh god! You are so gross!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:mrapig::mrapig::mrapig:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

weedy tusks

who would want to be a beta boar

weird-rear end fantasies about being the pig who gets picked last for team sports

idk ask the person who commissioned it. these things are done per each and designers usually don't do replications.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
triggering the gently caress out of me with your ignorance surrounding toys and their inclusion in the pansexual demographic

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
theres a snake in mah boot

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Ken was effeminate because he was a eunuch.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Ken was effeminate because he was a eunuch.

your av has boobs.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

your av has boobs.

So do I. :colbert:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
somebody poisoned the water hole!

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Those army men spend all their time in a bucket together, what are they supposed to do

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

So do I. :colbert:

Ha HA. gross

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ha HA. gross

At least they don't spontaneously bleed. :saddowns:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

At least they don't spontaneously bleed. :saddowns:

your tits are apparently better than my dick.

Ouch!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

your tits are apparently better than my dick.

Ouch!

Blood Jizz is a cooler band name than is a condition.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Blood Jizz is a cooler band name than is a condition.

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Pick posted:

ask the person who commissioned it

that;s what i'm trying to do!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that;s what i'm trying to do!!

you rule penguingo

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
She was only a couple of blocks away. Maybe she really meant it when she suggested that someone else could watch the sheep?

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