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Which isn't so bad. I have to muffle my farts and be careful whence making GBS threads, but I generally don't need to worry about the smell. I chose the falconry thread tag because Falcons, like her, probably don't have a great sense of smell. If you had to choose, what senses would YOU wish your girlfriend was good at and bad at? Thanks.
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i was my girlfriend was good at existing `
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:12 |
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Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Ornithology in Starnberg, Germany have been studying smell-related genes in nine bird species representing seven major branches of the avian family tree. Their results indicate that many birds may have an excellent sense of smell. One of the best 'smellers' may be a large New Zealand parrot called a kakapo. The kakapo has 667 functional olfactory receptor genes, compared to about 400 in humans and 1000 in mice. gently caress you op
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:15 |
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Under the blanket silent but deadlies have no effect
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:17 |
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Did she lose her sense of smell or was she born without it, OP? I don't have a girlfriend, but I'll think about this. Also, there are almost 2,000 looking at GBS now. Is that normal?
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:18 |
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has anybody here manually spread their butthole when in bed w a chick to allow a fart to pass silently
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:18 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Ornithology in Starnberg, Germany have been studying smell-related genes in nine bird species representing seven major branches of the avian family tree. Their results indicate that many birds may have an excellent sense of smell. One of the best 'smellers' may be a large New Zealand parrot called a kakapo. The kakapo has 667 functional olfactory receptor genes, compared to about 400 in humans and 1000 in mice. quote:Best Answer (Chosen by Voter) Umm, suck it?
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:19 |
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I.C. posted:Also, there are almost 2,000 looking at GBS now. Is that normal? what the gently caress
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:20 |
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look @ the amount of guests vs registered users something is amiss
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:21 |
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Tenacious J posted:Umm, suck it? mhh mmm yeah rear end in a top hat i'lll trust yahoo answers over the max planck institute for ornithology NOT
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:22 |
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Tenacious J posted:Umm, suck it? Speaking of which, your girlfriend wouldn't be able to hear your dick cheese fermenting. And, as she can't smell it, you're in luck, OP!
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:32 |
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my girlfriend has a great sense of leaving doors and drawers open, but a terrible sense of picking up garbage
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:35 |
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interesting, the OPPOSITE of that deaf girlfriend that british dude had, how fascinating
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# ? May 24, 2015 21:36 |
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Affe mk2 posted:but a terrible sense of picking up garbage You probably shouldn't complain about that too much though, Affe. Afterall, if she hadn't have hit on down at the club, if she'd have realised who/what she was picking up that night, then well.. you might not have even had the opportunity to be her boyfriend in the first place.
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:36 |
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my girlfriend is good at: spending money on things for the dog i don't like not helping w/ bills rear ending other drivers buying dozens of blouses on the internet that all look p much the same watching little people, big world she is not good at: being aware of her surroundings doing useful things possessing knowledge related to practical subjects making my life easier/better anyway if something related to farts is your biggest problem you should probably put a ring on it b/c its all downhill from wherever you are, op
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:44 |
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but how does she smell?
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:46 |
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My mother doesn't have a sense of smell.
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:49 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:My mother doesn't have a sense of smell. i'm your uncle and op is your dad?
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:51 |
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Gatekeeper posted:i'm your uncle and op is your dad? nope.
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# ? May 24, 2015 22:54 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:My mother doesn't have a sense of smell. number?
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:13 |
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That's a pretty mean thing to say about falcons, op. What the gently caress do you know about falcon smells?
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:14 |
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you irl posted:number? don't have it. I don't think my mother likes me very much.
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:16 |
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I'm sorry OP but if a person could truly hear everything I think they'd go insane with sensory overload.
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:53 |
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redshirt posted:I'm sorry OP but if a person could truly hear everything I think they'd go insane with sensory overload.
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:56 |
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Zanshin posted:You probably shouldn't complain about that too much though, Affe. Afterall, if she hadn't have hit on down at the club, if she'd have realised who/what she was picking up that night, then well.. you might not have even had the opportunity to be her boyfriend in the first place. I'm suprised to see you off probation, you must not be posting hard enough
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# ? May 24, 2015 23:59 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm suprised to see you off probation, you must not be posting hard enough you can make this better.
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:00 |
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my gf would probably be better.off if she was blind
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:06 |
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So all you have to do is stop talking and you're golden. Perhaps you should practice on the forums?
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:09 |
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only one guy in this thread actually knows how to use discussion forums and answered the topic question. Maybe you guys should spend more time studying falcons, maybe you'd learn a thing or two.
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:25 |
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whats it like having a gf?
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:25 |
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Good thread thank you voted it 3
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:26 |
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Good at having a sense of humor. I should be able to fart as loudly as I want without someone getting upset at me.
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:37 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:Good at having a sense of humor. Pretty sure this isn't allowed in GBS
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:38 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm suprised to see you off probation, you must not be posting hard enough Lol yeah, I'm not annoying the masses enough, Gnarly.. besides, they just make it too easy. Like, look, first post on this page: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683343&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=247 Then first post on the next page: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683343&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=248 If one can spin it around all within one page of posts then it's far, far too easy. So, I'll give 'em a bit of a lull period, where they grow to like me.. only to reel them in just to spit 'em out again and confuse the gently caress out of them. That should make it a bit interesting at least. Just gotta find a way to get Blunt off my back, is all.
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:06 |
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Zanshin posted:Lol yeah, I'm not annoying the masses enough, Gnarly.. besides, they just make it too easy. Like, look, first post on this page: I don't like you
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:07 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't like you I don't like your new avatar.
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:17 |
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some day i hope to touch a woman
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:23 |
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Zanshin posted:I don't like your new avatar. I don't either.
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:26 |
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I wish she had a better sense of touch so that she could feel my micropenis inside her vagina
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# ? May 25, 2015 02:35 |
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I've been reading up on "haptics".
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