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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

We were sitting in the living room and he saw it was on. He said "I haven't watched that one in years, you ever see it?" and I said "Yeah, I think I saw it a few years ago" so we watched it and he explained every scene to me, why Arnold Schwarzenator did what he did, and then proceeded to explain what scene was coming next.

For the entire movie.

He kept going back to the truth serum scene and how great it was going to be, then how great it was after we watched it.

It was pretty surreal. That's the first time I've watched a movie with him. I don't think it was good :shrug:

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Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
Your dad is way cooler than you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Voted Alligator posted:

Your dad is way cooler than you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I should get him to explain my op to you and the complexities and such

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Professor Shark posted:

I should get him to explain my op to you and the complexities and such

Probably not as your OP is loving retarded unlike True Lies which is a masterpiece of finely nuanced, complex cinema.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Sorry your father-in-law is smarter than you OP.

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
thats cool and awesome like dvd bonus material

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Demonachizer posted:

Probably not as your OP is loving retarded unlike True Lies which is a masterpiece of finely nuanced, complex cinema.

dk2m
May 6, 2009
Pls buy your father in law an account so he can post his analysis to gbs

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Voted Alligator posted:

Your dad is way cooler than you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dk2m posted:

Pls buy your father in law an account so he can post his analysis to gbs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
As opposed to 1967's "True Lies", OP?

also this:

Voted Alligator posted:

Your dad is way cooler than you

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong
Crimson Jihad aka Tom Arnold

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Voted Alligator posted:

Your dad is way cooler than you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Merlot Brougham posted:

Crimson Jihad aka Tom Arnold

he never forced anyone to watch his shows. And he could, he's a big guy and good with knots

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong
itt we are Bill Pullman's safehouse

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
He's probably a huge fan of Arnold's Total Recall commentary.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
You'll never recover from this op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
You're wife is probably cooler than you as well, OP.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
did it get awkward during the jamie lee curtis strip tease?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
you should've had him do it in his best schwarzenegger impression

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Vastarien posted:

did it get awkward during the jamie lee curtis strip tease?

"Yur gonna like this, heh heh :)"

But I DIDN'T, because JLC has always looked like a 45 year old short hair mom, even when she was 32

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
True Lies on SNES was ok.
A pretty good game.

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods

Professor Shark posted:

But I DIDN'T, because JLC has always looked like a 45 year old short hair mom, even when she was 32

Idiot. Feel like maybe you were adopted or your dad got cucked?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Politely laughing at some jokes is the least you can do for the guy who's daughter you're buttfucking.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Total Recall is the best movie ever made.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Walk into his room at night and narrate him fuckin your mommas puss puss

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rand alPaul posted:

Total Recall is the best movie ever made.

I think you forgot about the "Running Man"

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Voted Alligator posted:

Your dad is way cooler than you

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Why you hanging out with someone else's dad, OP? Don't you got one?

www
Aug 4, 2010

True Lies was prob his last real good movie

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Professor Shark posted:

We were sitting in the living room and he saw it was on. He said "I haven't watched that one in years, you ever see it?" and I said "Yeah, I think I saw it a few years ago" so we watched it and he explained every scene to me, why Arnold Schwarzenator did what he did, and then proceeded to explain what scene was coming next.

For the entire movie.

He kept going back to the truth serum scene and how great it was going to be, then how great it was after we watched it.

It was pretty surreal. That's the first time I've watched a movie with him. I don't think it was good :shrug:

okay a couple things

(1) this movie is incredibly awesome

(2) this way of watching a movie is incredibly awesome

(3) your father in law is incredibly awesome

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
No but seriously we can all agree true lies ias a cool+good movie right?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Voted Alligator posted:

Idiot. Feel like maybe you were adopted or your dad got cucked?

idiot, learn to read

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Powercrazy posted:

No but seriously we can all agree true lies ias a cool+good movie right?

yes

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods

Omelette du Fromage posted:

idiot, learn to read

I can't that's why I post in gbs

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Powercrazy posted:

No but seriously we can all agree true lies ias a cool+good movie right?

Yep.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

True Lies is the last actual, decent, not-having-to-give-cavets alpha film ever made, so I hope you enjoyed it, op.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JebanyPedal posted:

Walk into his room at night and narrate him fuckin your mommas puss puss

This might come as a surprise to you, but some families don't have the husband's and wife's parents swap partners.

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