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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Last night my father-in-law narrated 1994's "True Lies" while we watched it
 
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Your dad is way cooler than you

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You'll never recover from this op

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Professor Shark posted:

But I DIDN'T, because JLC has always looked like a 45 year old short hair mom, even when she was 32

Idiot. Feel like maybe you were adopted or your dad got cucked?

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Omelette du Fromage posted:

idiot, learn to read

I can't that's why I post in gbs

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Excelzior posted:

why are so many posters commenting on the OP's dad when the story is about his/her father-in-law :confused:

the OP fucks his sister

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Last night my father-in-law narrated 1994's "True Lies" while we watched it