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They keep splashing around and carrying on in the pool in the apartment complex next to my own, and I've never really got ThreeOlives until I had to deal with this bullshit. He was right
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:04 |
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idgi
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:05 |
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my butthole is extremely problematic. *shows OP a butthole* see?
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:06 |
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It is 9pm I'm sick of hearing these gottdamn kids splashing and carrying on -- where are the parents?????
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:08 |
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in the end we will all find the wisdom of 3o
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:08 |
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:08 |
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Louis Armstrong as a child was also v problematic. *~Intersectionality~*
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:09 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:my butthole is extremely problematic. *shows OP a butthole* see? *looks closely at butthole*
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:10 |
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Enfield posted:*looks closely at butthole* *farts in ur face*
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:11 |
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Do It Once Right posted:Louis Armstrong as a child was also v problematic. Most likely
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:12 |
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pictured: a problematic child
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:13 |
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kids react to goatse
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:16 |
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Nooner posted:They keep splashing around and carrying on in the pool in the apartment complex next to my own, and I've never really got ThreeOlives until I had to deal with this bullshit. there was this one kid in the pool who kept screaming and screaming and screaming and i was like "omg 3o was right" and was about to angrily shake my fist at the kid from my condo balcony but it turned out the kid was drowning so i just went back to my kitchen and opened another bottle of whiskey
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:17 |
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nutranurse posted:there was this one kid in the pool who kept screaming and screaming and screaming and i was like "omg 3o was right" and was about to angrily shake my fist at the kid from my condo balcony but it turned out the kid was drowning so i just went back to my kitchen and opened another bottle of whiskey Good solution. If you are somehow too retarded to figure out that your body naturally floats then best to be taken out of the gene pool early
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:21 |
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I live on an erstwhile quiet deadend street which is the default playground for all the kids for blocks. Noisy, but usually the nonstop trains negate that. Also the one single dad keeps 'em playing some sport or another. Otherwise it's just supersoaker ninjas outside my door.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:48 |
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children eventually grow into humans. best to kill them all just to be safe.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:49 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:children eventually grow into humans. best to kill them all just to be safe.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:50 |
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three olives hears the joyous laughter of children and goes to the window to throw curses and steaming hot k-cups at them, and sees that they're placing a garish christmas wreath on.....an elliptical machine!!! i tell you, he just about dies right there, but instead he makes another thread bitching about it with an $800 dildo up his butt
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:17 |
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three olves was always right. Children are loud and terrible.
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:29 |
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boom boom boom posted:three olves was always right. Children are loud and terrible.
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:48 |
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I was a naughty kid now i'm a hosed up adult makes u think op
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:02 |
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You're saying aatrek was wrong?
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# ? May 25, 2015 11:51 |
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TODO: "Latin" kick poo poo post
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# ? May 25, 2015 11:55 |
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# ? May 25, 2015 12:38 |
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9pm? Is it your bedtime, grandpa?
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# ? May 25, 2015 12:58 |
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Envelope holder is made of taco shells
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# ? May 25, 2015 13:01 |
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NO BICYCLES
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# ? May 25, 2015 13:18 |
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better launch a waterborne gay virus hoax in your neighborhood op
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# ? May 25, 2015 13:44 |
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Kids have really high pitched squeals
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:04 |
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There's a group of children that run down the hallway in my apartment building, and it drives me to the point of complete rage.
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:15 |
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The world has way too many people in it and more children means even more people. Think of the children! Stop making so many more children! (Also children are comparatively much dumber and weaker than adults - and adults are pretty terrible already - so I'm really not seeing an up side.)
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# ? May 26, 2015 04:47 |
In my last apartment, on the day we moved in, a bunch of kids just loving ran in. I let my room mate deal with that poo poo.
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# ? May 26, 2015 04:55 |
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the kids are alright
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# ? May 26, 2015 04:57 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:the kids are alright wrong
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# ? May 26, 2015 10:19 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:the kids are alright I wish they od'd and died
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# ? May 26, 2015 10:21 |
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I always tell kids their dad's a giant human being. They usually agree.
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# ? May 26, 2015 10:35 |
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As long as they're not hurting anyone or getting hurt, everything's fine. Real dad talk here: we let the kids splash and about you because it tires them out so they actually loving sleep instead of bouncing around the house and annoying us when we want to relax after work or some poo poo. Also it Builds Responsibility to know not to splash too loud because otherwise Some Fucker aka yourself will kick the poo poo out of them (don't do this, explain calmly and nicely and 99% of kids will get the message).
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# ? May 26, 2015 12:05 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:the kids are alright
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# ? May 26, 2015 12:32 |
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pee in the pool
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# ? May 26, 2015 12:38 |
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then stop dating them op!!
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# ? May 26, 2015 12:42 |