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extra stout posted:it is very depressing to realize the size you had to be assassinated for criminal obesity is now just known as a regular large without any Xs in america There are so many mass produced bariatric specific products. Those used to be craftsman produced steel reinforced thrones of oak with lots of cross bracing . If you wanted to start stabbing enormously fat men with daggers you would go bankrupt. You couldn't afford to lose all those daggers.
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May 25, 2015 19:07
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extra stout posted:it is very depressing to realize the size you had to be assassinated for criminal obesity is now just known as a regular large without any Xs in america i too pine for the dark ages, mostly because i hate writing, eating regularly, and knowing i'm safe from packs of hungry wolves
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May 25, 2015 19:07
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Dejan Bimble posted:There are so many mass produced bariatric specific products. Those used to be craftsman produced steel reinforced thrones of oak with lots of cross bracing . an 18-20" dagger seems like an unusual thing to me and then made weirder in the first illustration where it's a big rear end sword, is it just that era of people didn't know what a cubit was or it was cooler to draw big swords or what also yes the old days were cool and safety is an illusion so your biggest problems with those days is still your problem now, sounds like you're just afraid to learn how to become a blacksmith
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May 25, 2015 19:10
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The dark ages were a chill rear end time in Europe. Nothing had to get done for 1000 years. Just loving relax for 50 drat generations. Don't worry. The Muslims and Chinese will keep civilization steaming along. Heck yeah.
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May 25, 2015 19:12
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May 25, 2015 19:45
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Regal At Every Size
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May 25, 2015 19:52
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God isn't into fat acceptance? My faith is restored
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May 25, 2015 19:57
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May 25, 2015 21:09
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toot toot
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May 25, 2015 21:15
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Serious Frolicking posted:toot toot OT: people blowing in horns p. much non-stop.
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May 25, 2015 21:24
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PG version reenactment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwjAFSu_VKM
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May 25, 2015 22:08
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:the one where that woman is bleeding and jesus is in town and she wants to steal a free miracle from him so she rushes up and touches him and he's all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iq2SNm1iFk
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May 25, 2015 22:18
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The Bible should have had way more parts with Jesus being an awkward goony teen
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May 25, 2015 22:22
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Drunkboxer posted:Dear Jesus,
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May 25, 2015 22:23
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Swan Curry posted:The Bible should have had way more parts with Jesus being an awkward goony teen He was in his early 30s. The Bible doesn't mention what he did as a teen or young adult. I think I'll pitch young Jesus to CW for their fall schedule.
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May 25, 2015 22:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:the lord was on the kings side though Maybe some f'd up Moab pagan lord. Why would THE LORD mess around with a fat poo-king
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May 25, 2015 22:30
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Drunkboxer posted:Maybe some f'd up Moab pagan lord. Why would THE LORD mess around with a fat poo-king
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May 25, 2015 22:31
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Swan Curry posted:The Bible should have had way more parts with Jesus being an awkward goony teen There were some books about him as a kid that were left out of the bible. One had a story where Jesus and a friend were walking around on a cliff. The friend pissed him off somehow so Jesus pushed him over it and the kid fell to his death. Jesus felt bad and brought him back to life.
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May 25, 2015 22:31
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Drunkboxer posted:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Same.
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May 25, 2015 22:32
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If your bible ain't in Latin, it never happened.
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May 25, 2015 22:39
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Goddammit Israelites, quit committing genocide.
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May 25, 2015 22:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:There were some books about him as a kid that were left out of the bible. One had a story where Jesus and a friend were walking around on a cliff. The friend pissed him off somehow so Jesus pushed him over it and the kid fell to his death. Jesus felt bad and brought him back to life. A lot of contrasting stories.In the Infancy Gospel of THomas a kid falls from the second story of a house when playing with Jesus, who is falsely accused of pushing him: IX. 1 Now after certain days Jesus was playing in the upper story of a certain house, and one of the young children that played with him fell down from the house and died. And the other children when they saw it fled, and Jesus remained alone. 2 And the parents of him that was dead came and accused him that he had cast him down. (And Jesus said: I did not cast him down) but they reviled him still. 3 Then Jesus leaped down from the roof and stood by the body of the child and cried with a loud voice and said: Zeno (for so was his name called), arise and tell me, did I cast thee down? And straightway he arose and said: Nay, Lord, thou didst not cast me down, but didst raise me up. And when they saw it they were amazed: and the parents of the child glorified God for the sign which had come to pass, and worshipped Jesus .http://gnosis.org/library/inftoma.html He also helps his carpenter father by changing the shape of the lumber they are working with and resurrects dead neighbors.
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May 25, 2015 22:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:There were some books about him as a kid that were left out of the bible. yeah they covered up the part where he got caught fondling his sisters
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May 25, 2015 22:46
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Rare Collectable posted:I like this version tootin at them angry little midgets but one got behind him and gonna gently caress up his ankle
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May 25, 2015 22:49
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Kings get wrecked nonstop in the Bible. Probably the best thing about it (other than than judge not/turn the other cheek stuff).
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May 25, 2015 22:55
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Germstore posted:He was in his early 30s. The Bible doesn't mention what he did as a teen or young adult. I think I'll pitch young Jesus to CW for their fall schedule. lol this would probably be an awesome show. Jesus is hot but nerdy and hangs out with nerdy friends who are also hot and have hot nerdy circumstances.
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May 25, 2015 22:57
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I'm looking forward to the long drawn out arc where everyone but Mary Magdalene knows Jesus is the son of god and he keeps going to extreme and frustrating to the audience lengths to keep it from her to protect her.
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TNG posted:I'm looking forward to the long drawn out arc where everyone but Mary Magdalene knows Jesus is the son of god and he keeps going to extreme and frustrating to the audience lengths to keep it from her to protect her. The show writes itself. Let's do this CW.
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