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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
do i need hielp

i weigh 50 sumthin kilos and i out drink my double that friends do i need help gbs

kinda feel i do (e/bn)

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

coincidentally, OP, i've had 12 cornettos

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
prerty hosed at the moment

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

same

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why would you drink coronos?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry about your thread.



















Jk not sorry at all

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Coronos are like Coronas but more manly.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
You do know that even Mexicans dont drink Corona.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I've had 12 coroners

They were delicious

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Your problem is that you're drinking trash-tier Hispanic beer.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

my condolences

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
threw up/ gently caress this thread. anf=d gently caress SA.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What is a corono?

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
Who's Anusface McGee in your avatar?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
try negra modelo human being

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Americans are bad at drinking

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Scientastic posted:

Americans are bad at drinking

You clearly have not been to Wisconsin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WlwumGkSec

You literally will be drinking a glass of scotch at a bar and people will still buy you shots.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

General Tofu posted:

Who's Anusface McGee in your avatar?
his name is Guy Fieri

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nonviolent J posted:

threw up/ gently caress this thread. anf=d gently caress SA.

How the gently caress are you this drunk before noon on memorial day, you think our men in uniform would be proud of their sacrifice is they saw you right now?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Preoptopus posted:

You do know that even Mexicans dont drink Corona.

on cinco de mayo i saw a Mexican man buying a 24 pack of coronita.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Nonviolent J posted:

threw up/ gently caress this thread. anf=d gently caress SA.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Corona sucks lol sorry for your beer

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOFOqOjJ9Wk

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Nonviolent J posted:

prerty hosed at the moment

you got drunk off of twelve piss-water beers? lmao. just lmao. loving lightweight.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


if your drinking and you have to ask if you ahve a problem, then yes u have a problem

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Here is a cool recipe to rape girls with.

Corona Lemona:
1 corona.
1 shot of bacardi lemone.
Pour shot into beer, cover with thumb, flip to mix.
Enjoy delicious alcohol.

I drank four of these on a boat once, decided sunblock is for pussies, and went to the hospital after I woke up and noticed I was dying. Anyhow, a stripper told me how to do this so you know it's definitely party time.

Go to the store right now and make this.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I want this thing to blow me

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

gently caress da Mods posted:

try negra modelo human being

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

fakeaccount posted:

I want this thing to blow me

if you buy the meat we can make this thing happen ;-*

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I teed off at 9 am an have been drinking since the third hole

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