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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Jhonny!

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


New Concept Hole posted:

My mom wants to know why the Brewers are being managed by Captain America before the serum.

Scraptain America?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

4 runs in an innings, a strange sight for the Cardinals

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


cant stop Prince

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Goddamn I love Jhonny Peralta. Is he the first SS the Cards have had since Renteria that can actually hammer the ball? I can't remember the revolving door of SSs.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom wants to know why the Brewers are being managed by Captain America before the serum.

This is the best description of Craig Counsell I've ever heard.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
The deGrominator!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
With the wind blowing out at Wrigley, something tells me one run isn't going to be enough tonight.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Great defensive play on both ends by Elvis and Moreland

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Jaime :negative:

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Goddammit, Austin Jackson just got off the DL. Don't throw at him.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Mike_V posted:

Goddamn I love Jhonny Peralta. Is he the first SS the Cards have had since Renteria that can actually hammer the ball? I can't remember the revolving door of SSs.

Yes he is. And he broke Edgar's franchise record for HR by a SS last year. Jhonny is awesome.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Mike_V posted:

Goddamn I love Jhonny Peralta. Is he the first SS the Cards have had since Renteria that can actually hammer the ball? I can't remember the revolving door of SSs.
Rafael Furcal for like two weeks

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Get Villanueva in please Matheny. The D-backs crush lefties

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Garbage high pitch called a strike that should've been ball four. Next pitch is GIDP. :mad:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Bumgarner walks, scores on a Joe Panik double.

gently caress the DH

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Ammat The Ankh posted:

gently caress the DH

:agreed:

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bumgarner walks, scores on a Joe Panik double.

gently caress the DH

Forever and ever amen.

RodShaft
Jul 31, 2003
Like an evil horny Santa Claus.


Kosma didn't Kosma everything at first.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Ammat The Ankh posted:

gently caress the DH

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

With the wind blowing out at Wrigley, something tells me one run isn't going to be enough tonight.

called it

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
that harper homer came off the bat at like 60 loving degrees

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That was a loving pop-up by Harper on any other day in any other field. He even disappointingly chucked the bat to the side after he hit it. Stupid wind. :argh:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Grichuk is a cool dude.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

grichuk with the most bizarre swing youll ever see on an opposite field home run

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe

Ammat The Ankh posted:

gently caress the DH

Exactly.

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
What's happening in St. Louis??

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bumgarner walks, scores on a Joe Panik double.

gently caress the DH

hmm yes let's cheer for the occasional hit from a lovely hitter as opposed to getting lots of dingers from fat dudes*. I see your argument.

*Bartolo Colon not withstanding

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 27, 2015

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Qwertyiop25 posted:

What's happening in St. Louis??
2broken_pitchers.mp4

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bumgarner walks, scores on a Joe Panik double.

gently caress the DH

I too prefer to only have 8 hitters in my lineup.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Some Numbers posted:

I too prefer to only have 8 hitters in my lineup.

That's every day for the Mariners when Dustin Ackley and / or Willie Bloomquist is in it :haw:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Oh gently caress you Mets.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

seiferguy posted:

That's every day for the Mariners when Dustin Ackley and / or Willie Bloomquist is in it :haw:

Exactly! My post works both ironically and unironically.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

davecrazy posted:

Oh gently caress you Mets.

Was gonna come in here to say that the Phillies and their fans should kill themselves, drink a bucket of AIDS etc.

Nope. Your post is 100% correct. What a wasted effort for DeGrom. I wonder if Mets pitchers are familiar with what I call, "Johan Santana Syndrome."

For those unfamiliar with the Mets, this is what happened to Johan Santana about 80% of his starts. 7 to 8 shutout innings, bullpen meltdown.

Funkysauce fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 27, 2015

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

davecrazy posted:

Oh gently caress you Mets.

:lol: what a waste of. a good performance

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer

Some Numbers posted:

I too prefer to only have 8 hitters in my lineup.

I think you'll find that what you actually hate is fun.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Brandon Crawford is running wild on baseball and can't be stopped.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
I have the biggest man crush on Brandon Crawford, and I will not listen to anyone try to talk me down from it.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Hermsgervørden posted:

I think you'll find that what you actually hate is fun.

watching a DH hit homers is fun, though

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
e: whoops, double post

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