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Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
That costs HOW much! What do you think I am? The CEO of a big corporation?

What am I, a finance guy making loads of cash?

Do you think I have that kind of money? What am I, made of money?

What am I, a money farmer with fields of money growing on my big money farm?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you are literally made of money i will kill you and use your skin to buy consumer electronics.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think I am considered lower class for my area but I live a very comfortable life and am able to do fun things with my friends in moderation and drive an older model BMW that is still very nice and sporty/luxurious (:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
:Tenbucks:
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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
IRL I get buyers remorse from buying a cup of coffee but on the forums I'm filthy loving platinum rich.

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Beige posted:

IRL I get buyers remorse from buying a cup of coffee but on the forums I'm filthy loving platinum rich.

how can i afford not to buy poo poo off amazon when its got free shipping??

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

I think I am considered lower class for my area but I live a very comfortable life and am able to do fun things with my friends in moderation and drive an older model BMW that is still very nice and sporty/luxurious (:

when i see a bmw driver, i assume they are unkind.
I have a Toyota corolla, it says "white suburbanite"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ChairmanMeow posted:

when i see a bmw driver, i assume they are unkind.
I have a Toyota corolla, it says "white suburbanite"

I also own a Toyota Corolla it is an extremely reliable car that gets excellent mileage, but doesn't make me feel like a big shot the way sitting behind the wheel of a BMW does

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
*things I have never had to say to my kids*

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

how would you stereotype someone in a pontiac gto

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Saw some piece of poo poo homeless guy earlier and thought to myself someone should print off a bunch of counterfeit money and give it to him.

He'd get free room and board for a while courtesy of the state once he's caught & convicted of counterfeiting, the city would get a loving bum off the streets, win-win as far as I'm concerned.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Necros posted:

how would you stereotype someone in a pontiac gto

some one who has an attached garage I imagine
"there goes a man who has an attached garage"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I thought owning a Corolla/Accord meant you were capable of making a correct but boring choice.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

The Sphinxster posted:

I thought owning a Corolla/Accord meant you were capable of making a correct but boring choice.

indeed

Also Named Bort
Dec 13, 2004
Ask me about my superpowered excess cerebral matter.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

ChairmanMeow posted:

some one who has an attached garage I imagine
"there goes a man who has an attached garage"


The Sphinxster posted:

I thought owning a Corolla/Accord meant you were capable of making a correct but boring choice.

*brow furrowed; nodding in agreement*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Sphinxster posted:

I thought owning a Corolla/Accord meant you were capable of making a correct but boring choice.

Lol yeah

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Serious Frolicking posted:

if you are literally made of money i will kill you and use your skin to buy consumer electronics.

same but a growroom

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Pontiac: Sports cars for poor people.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
What, am I made of money?

What am I, made of money?

What am I made of, money?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they all seem wrong

Am I made of money?

best version

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


What I got a money tree in the back that just hands out money to you kids..

Put a freekin sweater on or something dont turn the thermostat up again.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Flavor Truck posted:

Pontiac: Sports cars for poor people.

Pontiac sunfire a sports car that is only faster than economy sedans

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I just bought a new car. gently caress IM DUMB

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Heya OP. If you want to playfully riff on a theme BYOB is the best forum for that sort of posting. They'll even help you settle in with a custom avatar.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Lotophage posted:

That costs HOW much! What do you think I am? The CEO of a big corporation?

What am I, a finance guy making loads of cash?

Do you think I have that kind of money? What am I, made of money?

What am I, a money farmer with fields of money growing on my big money farm?

That horse poo poo costs 200 dollars?

gently caress that. I can make it myself.

*400 dollars later*

See.

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
Stereotype someone that buys a corolla but then gets the corolla S with the slightly nicer hubcaps and 1" spoiler.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I'm going to hazard a guess and say no.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



gary oldmans diary posted:

they all seem wrong

Am I made of money?

best version

What am I? Made of money?

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

ItBurns posted:

Stereotype someone that buys a corolla but then gets the corolla S with the slightly nicer hubcaps and 1" spoiler.

It's the guy who had a Mustang/Camaro back in the day, sees himself settling down and probably has the first kid on the way. Gets the S model because it gives the appearance that it's faster.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i suck dick for money

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
could i be less made of money

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Where do Civic owners fit in

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
Skull with Teeth: $1,200
Scalp: $607
Shoulder: $500
Coronary Artery: $1,525
Heart: $119,000
Liver: $157,000
Hand and Forearm: $385
Spleen: $508
Stomach: $508
Small Intestine: $2,519
Kidney: $262,000 (in the U.S.)
Pint of Blood: $337 (in the U.S.)
Gallbladder: $1,219
Skin: $10 per square inch

~ $551,473

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

SA Forum Account: :10bux:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



who do u think i am? myspace tom?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

chaosbreather posted:

Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
Skull with Teeth: $1,200
Scalp: $607
Shoulder: $500
Coronary Artery: $1,525
Heart: $119,000
Liver: $157,000
Hand and Forearm: $385
Spleen: $508
Stomach: $508
Small Intestine: $2,519
Kidney: $262,000 (in the U.S.)
Pint of Blood: $337 (in the U.S.)
Gallbladder: $1,219
Skin: $10 per square inch

~ $551,473

Previous owner: goon. Adjustment rate .01% 55.15 total. Be glad it's not Yen.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


chaosbreather posted:

Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
Skull with Teeth: $1,200
Scalp: $607
Shoulder: $500
Coronary Artery: $1,525
Heart: $119,000
Liver: $157,000
Hand and Forearm: $385
Spleen: $508
Stomach: $508
Small Intestine: $2,519
Kidney: $262,000 (in the U.S.)
Pint of Blood: $337 (in the U.S.)
Gallbladder: $1,219
Skin: $10 per square inch

~ $551,473

Being a goon: Priceless

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Demonachizer posted:

*things I have never had to say to my kids*
that turns your kids into sjw fedora fatties, have fun

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Flavor Truck posted:

Pontiac: Sports cars for poor people.

lmao like im gonna take that poo poo from a garbage truck

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