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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
for a country that was barely in the war and just sat around in itsly like a bunch of homo rear end pensioners on a holiday you people never shut up about it

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I was watching saving private ryan when my grandparents came over to visit; the dday scene was on and my ww2 vet grandpa asked if it was real because it looked pretty real

that's my story THANKS

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

de_dust posted:

I was watching saving private ryan when my grandparents came over to visit; the dday scene was on and my ww2 vet grandpa asked if it was real because it looked pretty real

that's my story THANKS


your grandpa sounds like a real genius

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
I might play Wolfenstein The New Order today.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Ya'll dumb.

az
Dec 2, 2005

The Thin Red Line is an amazing movie from an artistic standpoint, beautiful cinematography. If you like good movies with a bit of runtime, see this. Also Jim Caviziel's character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHAcqZMlqA

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
gently caress all veterans. No thank you for your service. You haven't done jack poo poo in 70 years.

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Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Saving Private Ryan is responsible for 95% of the snipers in Team Fortress naming themselves Private Jackson...you would trip over 8 snipers all fighting for the same space.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

the end battle is really well shot and edited. hearing those tanks echo in the cinema was really intense.

oh my god my liver

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
it's a good movie, with good actors, and a good director. everything about it is good and not bad.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

if you don't you are a fuckin scumbag anti-American.

soldiers are professional scumbags

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



Patriotism is just diet fascism.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

quakster posted:

saving private ryan's premise is "some people's lives are worth more than others". richie rich propaganda

He'd like you to think that it's 100% "how much grief and tragedy can one family be expected to bear", but yeah, pretty much. The Sullivan brothers thing is a thing that actually happened, a family lost all five sons in a single attack in the Pacific Theater in 1942. But there was no official policy or "Sullivan Law" enacted during the war to prevent that from happening again.

The movie is sort-of-kind-of based on the real story of the Niland brothers. In real life, the Niland Brothers lost two of the four during the D-Day invasion and the third was POW/MIA in the Pacific theater around the same time, but in the real story, nobody sent any teams of rangers looking for one guy who might or might not have been alive just to send him home. A single Chaplain found out about what happened and went around to the different camps looking for the surviving Niland brother, Fritz.

Fritz was voluntarily transferred off of the front line and sent stateside to finish his enlistment, but nobody died to get him out safely.

The Sole Survivor policy, which was officially enacted in 1948 and is still in effect today, states that when multiple siblings lose their life in combat, the remaining ones are urged (but not required) to be relieved of combat duty and sent back to the states. There was no official law or policy in 1944, so in the movie, when Ryan says he doesn't want to go; he wants to stay with his unit, that would have been the end of the story.

This is another big reason why The Longest Day is the superior story. Although almost everybody the story focused on survived, nobody was more important than anybody else. There was no single heroic team that saved the day on Omaha, there was no single individual who had to be saved, all those big stars they had in the film essentially got bit parts, because it was a massive multinational effort, not a modern heroic objectivist mary sue adventure story.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Node posted:

gently caress all veterans. No thank you for your service. You haven't done jack poo poo in 70 years.

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you're welcome

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

quakster posted:

saving private ryan's premise is "some people's lives are worth more than others". richie rich propaganda

It's one of those things where Tom Hanks is like "We need to have this purpose, this is bigger than us, it's an important thing" and you just kind of accept it because Tom Hanks is saying it so I guess it's the moral of the movie, but yeah if you stop and think about it it's stupid as gently caress.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its probably the most accurate depiction of the d-day invasion ever put on film. even if you you are a retard and cant handle the plot of the movie, the chilling first 20 minutes are loving EPIC and its probably in my top 5 scenes of all time (stiill fleshing them out but---

no particulkar order

the pvt ryan omaha beach scene
unforgiven final showdown with little bill scene
hmm
something from wild at heart probably
probably some others but those are good

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

dad gay. so what posted:

its probably the most accurate depiction of the d-day invasion ever put on film. even if you you are a retard and cant handle the plot of the movie, the chilling first 20 minutes are loving EPIC and its probably in my top 5 scenes of all time (stiill fleshing them out but---

no particulkar order

the pvt ryan omaha beach scene
unforgiven final showdown with little bill scene
hmm
something from wild at heart probably
probably some others but those are good

Chopper assault on "Charlie's Beach" from Apocalypse now.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

RideTheSpiral posted:

for a country that was barely in the war and just sat around in itsly like a bunch of homo rear end pensioners on a holiday you people never shut up about it

lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blistex posted:

Chopper assault on "Charlie's Beach" from Apocalypse now.

good

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i watched part of that old movie "kellys heros" that was pretty good, donald sutherland was classsic

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
my favorite actor is the tom hanks

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I'm watching Generation Kill instead OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

StashAugustine posted:

I'm watching Generation Kill instead OP

Good call :hfive:

Im reading the book now actually cause i loved the series so much

az
Dec 2, 2005

Who knew that all this time the Marines had the gayest straight man on the planet. Or the straightest gay man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NnHaOUUa8

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Blistex posted:

Chopper assault on "Charlie's Beach" from Apocalypse now.

That movie is my fave of all time and yeah that was one of the lynchpin scenes

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

It's completely over the top and zero realism but I will always love the dirty dozen

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Russia won WWII and don't you forget it

U.S Deaths - 420,000
USSR Deaths - 25,000,000 - 30,000,000

laffo

Based on those stats, it looks like they lost.

Phlairdon fucked around with this message at 05:59 on May 27, 2015

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

my grandpas regiment fought from normandy to the elbe where they met up with the red army and had to wait and watch while they took berlin. the french taught him how to make jug wine though.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

argondamn posted:

i watched the scene where that one dude gets stabbed in the heart while the other dude pisses his pants once and i'm never watching it again

That scene is burned into my brain.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

dad gay. so what posted:

i watched part of that old movie "kellys heros" that was pretty good, donald sutherland was classsic

for real hilarity, watch "stage door canteen" and then "kellys heros" and in your mind substitute the name 'dakota' for 'grace' when you watch kellys heros


GODDAMMIT WE'RE IN A MINE FIELD! NOBODY MOVE!
WHO BOUGHT IT?
DAKOTA!

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Phlairdon posted:

Based on those stats, it looks like they lost.

stalin used the war as an excuse to depopulate parts of the union he didn't like lmbo

at that point he was just wishing the germans had attacked before the holodomor

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
That movie makes me cry.

Kinda like lame threads.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dog buttz posted:

That scene is burned into my brain.

It'll be over quickly. You have no chance.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

VendaGoat posted:

It'll be over quickly. You have no chance.

what did the german guy say to the beta-nerd guy when he surrendered/got shot at the end?

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
i mean it was the same german guy they caught and set free right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

maxe posted:

i mean it was the same german guy they caught and set free right?

from the radar dish, yes.

Basically, I know this guy/soldier/person. "Uphem"

and then uphem or whatever his name was shoots him.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
this is the way to spend memorial day with the fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_zqVPr4HI

CaptChimichunga
Sep 9, 2009
Gonna watch Come and See then Stalingrad from '93 and get my Nihilism on.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

What if I don't live in America? Like California or something

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

RideTheSpiral posted:

your grandpa sounds like a real genius

thank you! :coolfish:

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