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I saw the movie tomorrowland today with a friend at the theather down here in beautiful sunny las vegas city. IT was afternoon and I wasnt sure why this was what we were doing but it came as a question from my friend "Do you want to see tomorrow land?" and I joke "I dont want to make plans for tomorrow today" and he says no go see it today and it is like the joke "who is on here first? what is on second ..." just like in te ol tom n hardy jokester films. I have no idea what this movie is about but apparently Disney made a movie starring George Clooney teenage hearth throb in a movie about the future. I am not going to spoi lthis movie (so if you already clicked my first spoiler I am sorry) but I want to talk about a few things. I am not a parent and god for bid that I will ever be one LOL but this isnt a soap box about good or bad parentsin. This movie, was really inaprporpiate for kids. OF ALL ages. Even as an adult male christian I was shocked to my core. There is a scene where a human being gets literal y vaporized into dust particles. There will be no coffin, funeral, or loving goodbye as this mans particles diseintgrate from our space time continuum into absolute nothingness like if this quantu theory the tehory that anything can happen could except being alive, this mortal man is dead There is NO COMING BACK FROM THIS. ANd guess what is accompanied with this barbaric act? A FUNNY Sound effect as the ENTIRE audience erupts into laughter. That man's memories, friendships he has endured, hardships he has overcome have literally been rended from his soul in a n ano second and u LAUGH at this misfortune? I wanted to stand up and yell at the top of mylu ngs what kind of barbaric monsters do you think you are that in a KIDS movie a mans life is removed from planet Earth as he is vaporized into pure fuckin dust and you laugh as the music plays a comedy tune. I was really shocked to learn that this happened multiple times, a lot of peo ple were vaporized and there is no cheery blue bird sitting on the windo sill eating a blueberry pie this is real deal. They are dead and arent coming back. yet we laugh at the misfortunes All of the times a person was vaproized there was laughter abound, I could hear it in my skull as these simple creatures of debauchery [some as young as babies] laughed. If the murder was like a gun shot to the face and they showed that would you be laughing? No, but a man is vaproized (the worst form of MURDER possible, literally think about what happens when yo uget vaporized ... ur nothing left, its hosed up Sometimes you wonder where holl ywood is going as we glorify murder in movies like this made by Disney of all people. Whats next sodom n gomorroah the musical? I guess thats the only thing I wanted to talk about. IT was important to share with you guys.
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Meowbot posted:I saw the movie tomorrowland today with a friend at the theather down here in beautiful sunny las vegas city. IT was afternoon and I wasnt sure why this was what we were doing but it came as a question from my friend "Do you want to see tomorrow land?" and I joke "I dont want to make plans for tomorrow today" and he says no go see it today and it is like the joke "who is on here first? what is on second ..." just like in te ol tom n hardy jokester films. I have no idea what this movie is about but apparently Disney made a movie starring George Clooney teenage hearth throb in a movie about the future. same, op. thanks for the thread
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May 26, 2015 06:21
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death is certain
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May 26, 2015 06:22
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thank you for the warning my holy christian brother. im sorry you had to endure such a thing. did you at least eat at five guys after?
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May 26, 2015 06:23
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did you at least get burgers and fries?
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May 26, 2015 06:24
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Troll Bridgington posted:did you at least get burgers and fries? No I flew home in a tizzy to post this the entire drive I was thinking how can i spice it up thats why theres an imag of tomorrowland and some extra text about my day. I
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May 26, 2015 06:26
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Cap reviews are fun
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May 26, 2015 06:30
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its the future the unabomber was worried about that's why he did what he did. to protect us from vaporization.
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May 26, 2015 06:31
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:death is certain
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May 26, 2015 06:32
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i saw mad max when i was loaded drunk in 3d i did not enjoy it i might see it high as gently caress on mushrooms or edible weed in 2d and give it another shot
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May 26, 2015 06:37
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Meowbot posted:I saw the movie tomorrowland today with a friend at the theather down here in beautiful sunny las vegas city. IT was afternoon and I wasnt sure why this was what we were doing but it came as a question from my friend "Do you want to see tomorrow land?" and I joke "I dont want to make plans for tomorrow today" and he says no go see it today and it is like the joke "who is on here first? what is on second ..." just like in te ol tom n hardy jokester films. I have no idea what this movie is about but apparently Disney made a movie starring George Clooney teenage hearth throb in a movie about the future. Wow, people died? 
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May 26, 2015 06:47
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Kuato posted:Wow, people died? Does that happen in a lot of movies?
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May 26, 2015 06:59
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eat gently caress, op
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May 26, 2015 07:06
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Kuato posted:Wow, people died? yeah who cares people die every day right ... wrong this is in a kids movie and they laugh about it eveyrone laughed about it it wasnt funny did everyone laugh in schildrens list when schilnder died or in jaws when he ate the baby? No that was grotesque but suuure thing lets laugh bout someone getting literally caved into the size of pure nothingness gently caress it makes me mad just thinking about it still this was in a kids movie, mind you, a childrens movie about the future and we laugh about death to cops who are just doin their job and whammo vaporized you wouldnt think it was so funny if people got vaporized at ur school or in ur neighborhood but I disgrees the technology isnt there yet, sure enough when it happens the first person who gets vaporized will probably be a celebrity and we will have tweeter and kirkstarter campaigns about gofunding them for their untimely death
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May 26, 2015 07:32
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:death is certain
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May 26, 2015 07:36
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Meowbot posted:did everyone laugh in schildrens list when schilnder died or in jaws when he ate the baby?
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May 26, 2015 07:48
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morals are for chumps, op
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May 26, 2015 07:58
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Meowbot posted:
Geez dude spoiler tag all this poo poo. First you spoil Tomorrowland and then Schindlers List AND Jaws?! Rude! Mods???
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May 26, 2015 08:01
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:death is certain I really want one of thise shirts or else a print of the flaming skullwizard
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May 26, 2015 20:20
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numberoneposter posted:i saw mad max when i was loaded drunk in 3d i did not enjoy it i might see it high as gently caress on mushrooms or edible weed in 2d and give it another shot definitely dude, 3d poo poo actually ruins the movie.
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May 26, 2015 20:29
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do you think it is possible someone has already invented a vaporizer and has perhaps vaporized themsleves into oblivion and there is agun forever laying on the ground where a person goes "wahts this" picks it up, and there are more lost person cases in the county after years of people vaporizing themselves ... a real cold case file if you will
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May 27, 2015 02:32
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Meowbot posted:Even as an adult male christian I was shocked to my core. this is where i got bored of reading this
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May 27, 2015 02:37
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Kuato posted:Geez dude spoiler tag all this poo poo. First you spoil Tomorrowland and then Schindlers List AND Jaws?! Rude! Mods??? the shark is a postop transshark gently caress your cismale priviledge
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May 27, 2015 02:37
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I was in dad mode with both kids and a few cousins. It was OK for kids. I found it waaay too preachy. It was fun looking for Disney poo poo in the background. I saw Space Mountain and the kids said they saw Test Track. Hugh Laurie will always be Dr. House. He makes a poor bad guy.
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May 27, 2015 02:59
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My son and I went to see Fury Road, while my wife took the girls to see Tomorrowland at the same theater, same time. They are convinced they got the better deal. Considering divorce.
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May 27, 2015 03:10
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May 27, 2015 03:12
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said it before and I'll say it again: the future ain't what it used to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD6nPlBCTVU
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May 27, 2015 03:41
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I thought this was suppoed to be a wizard of oz reboot or something. dissapointed.
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May 27, 2015 03:59
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If the reviewers are to be correct, the problems with this movie supposedly points to an "originality problem" in Hollywood. Could've fooled me.
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May 27, 2015 04:00
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I watched that one in black and white about the guy who freaks out at Disnleyland. I was disappointed because the concept sounded SO CRAZY, but the movie was like…hah weird, huh. I would still rather re-watch it than see whatever this thing is.
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May 27, 2015 04:04
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lol you saw tomorrowland
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mdm posted:lol you saw tomorrowland yea and you probably havent yet so jokes on u anyway the more I think bout this movie the more hosed up it is there is a lot of hosed up stuff but it would cause spoilers to overflow like casks of wine in the wine cellar flooding the carpet with secrets. go see the movie urself if you want to be surprised... I saw mad max and that movie was better than this one becuz it wasnt full of misleading violence at least I KNEW it would be violent this movie was a real shock my church group is going to hear about this all day heard
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I.C. posted:I watched that one in black and white about the guy who freaks out at Disnleyland. I was disappointed because the concept sounded SO CRAZY, but the movie was like…hah weird, huh. Is this supposed to be some sort of hollywood remake of the original or what?
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George Clooney has a romance with a prepubescent girl who is really a robot, but still
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May 27, 2015 06:35
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Pththya-lyi posted:George Clooney has a romance with a prepubescent girl who is really a robot, but still It's loving weird, yeah
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I felt the movie was okay.. a couple things struck me as being irritating. Clooney was supposed to be a love-starved man-child who stayed in his home all day inventing stuff and yet he looks like Clooney. I think the movie would have been far better had we met Clooney as an executive at a tech company with a family (one of his daughters would be named Athena) who is pulled back into Tomorrowland to help the girl out. This would avoid the weird love-story between an old man and a pre-teen robot girl. He can still adore her.. but we need to see he's moved on. I think that change alone would have made the movie that much more palatable. Hugh Laurie was also too friendly of a bad guy... It was definitely overly preachy but I think the rough plot behind the movie was golden so in the very least I went out and got a handful of Tomorrowland pins. I could only get it in a lot so I'm selling my extras at SA-Mart now.  
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Jet Ready Go posted:Clooney was supposed to be a love-starved man-child who stayed in his home all day inventing stuff and yet he looks like Clooney. this describes me pretty well too
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i hope cultural splintering will lead to a glorious new age of pack mentality and small groups of people preying on each other, violently
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