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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Been wondering about this for a while. You sit on it but... is it a style of chair or a different kind of thing?

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Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Squeezy Farm posted:

Been wondering about this for a while. You sit on it but... is it a style of chair or a different kind of thing?

Different.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Throne

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

it's a piece of plumbing, that you can sit on. But being sat on is not it's main function!

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
"I don't know do you do your posting from a chair?" -- before you start with this kind of stuff you can take it back and shove it

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
people say that sitting on the toilet too long gives you hemeroids but like how is that any different than sitting on a regular chair a bunch?


smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

if you cut a hole in a chair is it a toilet?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
A toilet is a type of chair the way OP is a type of human

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is actually an old philosophical subject. What makes a chair a chair?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is a chair that makes your pants squish up in a "v" around your dick and balls, constricting the bloodflow considered a chair or a toilet?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
A toilet is a chair you can poop into without getting into too much trouble.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
a toilet is just a friend you haven't met yet

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
no but poop is a type of stool

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
the best kind of chair

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

holy poo poo

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 
A chair is a type of toilet. If you want, anything can be a toilet. E.g. op's mom.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
I don't know op, it has a seat, but then again, so do your pants.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Clearly, a toilet is a sandwich.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

gleebster posted:

Clearly, a toilet is a sandwich.

open faced

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

When I was in sex ed in 6th grade, i remember someone asking if you could pee in a girl. The teacher said, " you can pee in a toilet, of course you can pee in a girl."

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Toilets aren't chairs - you don't sit on a human toilet.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



a literal hole in the ground can be a toilet

so no

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
saw some goons chatting about this on FB today. goons never change.

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
you can poo poo on anything, it's all toilets

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


is a hot dog a taco


idk man this stuff makes u think

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
a toilet is a very functional chair OP i hope this helps

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
if it's the year 1997 you can take off your pants and sit on the toilet backwards and put your porn on the tank and don't have to fumble with it with one hand like you do sitting the other way

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
In technical terms, it is a Throne.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

pro skater influenced all areas of my life including making GBS threads
best trick: ac slater to upper decker

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

VectorSigma posted:

a literal hole in the ground can be a toilet

so no

I don't think anything you pee in is a toilet - if you pee on the ground it's just the ground

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Novo posted:

no but poop is a type of stool

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Borrowed Ladder posted:

I don't think anything you pee in is a toilet - if you pee on the ground it's just the ground

if you pee on the compost pile, it's fertilizer

Prof. Faggot
May 4, 2006

Working intently on advanced Faggo-dynamics

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I don't think anything you pee in is a toilet - if you pee on the ground it's just the ground

The world is my toilet. Therefore not all toilets are chairs.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
My toilet is a Chad. Expensive but worth it.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



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