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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Tell her you're gay like a good gbs goon and demand a pic of her titties with her nips covered in slaw in exchange for a call from you

she must include a piece of paper with "slawdog" on it as well as the current date

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I for one am happy that the OPs relationship with his girlfriend is so transparent she even knows and uses his nerdy lame rear end forums!!!

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Nice joke bro like you have a girlfriend lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hrm i don't have PM anymore i wonder if there's any girlfriends trying to contact me

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Reported for account sharing enjoy your ban shitbeard

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The pms that the OP is talking about in the subject line, is acutally pre menstual syndrome, and it is awful, for sure!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Ork of Fiction posted:

The pms that the OP is talking about in the subject line, is acutally pre menstual syndrome, and it is awful, for sure!

hahaha omfg

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
so did you pick her up or are you still just :f5: this thread

www
Aug 4, 2010

sever

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I already picked her up from Wilmington. She's at my house

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Business Gorillas posted:

its like training at a shaolin monastery for a couple years then going to a suburban dojo and beat the bejeezus out of the karate instructor and all of his 8 year old pupils

this is true & why i largely avoid facebook. these guns 2 powerful

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
U make bad things

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I only use SA and MySpace. My online habits are frozen in amber (2005)

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

JakeP posted:

Reported for account sharing enjoy your ban shitbeard

Lol I've never reported anyone but please be real n get banned for ever lol

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Pastor Perineum posted:

Tell her you're gay like a good gbs goon and demand a pic of her titties with her nips covered in slaw in exchange for a call from you

she must include a piece of paper with "slawdog" on it as well as the current date

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Why can't you have a fetish for something good, like chocolate?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

dialectics posted:

v cute, op

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Krokerik posted:


why are these dates different

The plot thickens, as does my cock (much lik ur posting)

I'm gay.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
op, was she a goonette before you met her, or did you convince her to join the forums after she was your gf?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
interseting but what, was his name?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

op, was she a goonette before you met her, or did you convince her to join the forums after she was your gf?

You should go have a drink

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Actually what happened was the plan was Id pick her up in Wilmington off amtrak, but when I got there she was nowhere to be found. So I sat around for an hour waiting, texting her, realizing her phone was dead, and decided gently caress it I'll drive home and pick her up after work tonight. Then I'm halfway home and get the bright idea to check facebook messages and I see oodles of them from her telling me her train was delayed by one hour so basically I left the station probably as she was pulling in. So I drive back and get her and as were laughing about being idiots she tells me she "even sent you a pm on your dumb forums" and I looked at it and laughed and then decides to show you goons.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually what happened was the plan was Id pick her up in Wilmington off amtrak, but when I got there she was nowhere to be found. So I sat around for an hour waiting, texting her, realizing her phone was dead, and decided gently caress it I'll drive home and pick her up after work tonight. Then I'm halfway home and get the bright idea to check facebook messages and I see oodles of them from her telling me her train was delayed by one hour so basically I left the station probably as she was pulling in. So I drive back and get her and as were laughing about being idiots she tells me she "even sent you a pm on your dumb forums" and I looked at it and laughed and then decides to show you goons.

haha really good story because its almost impossible to tell which one of you is the dumb bitch

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
We both R

I should have asked the station about the train and she needs to not be a dork about charging her phone

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
will you two be having awkward, unsatisfying "make-up sex" tonite?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

will you two be having awkward, unsatisfying "make-up sex" tonite?

Are you gonna have a drink?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

will you two be having awkward, unsatisfying "make-up sex" tonite?

No but we already had satisfying, non-awkward "make-up" sex

-OP's "oval office" girlfriend

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
took ahuge dump

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SHISHKABOB posted:

No but we already had satisfying, non-awkward "make-up" sex

-OP's "oval office" girlfriend

Keep rolling with the punches op, loving puppet master

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
What kind of goddamn retard shows up at a train station to pick someone up, waits an hour, and then leaves without ever checking the arrival time?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Awful pms, OP? Sure sounds like it, lol!

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
lol if you have a facebook

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Shameful goon gets Breakup via SA pms

Kills self

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

epic op simply epic

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

this is great news, thanks for the update

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so, uh, you check the forums more frequently than facebook

Do you not?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

need some tips for picking up goon gurl

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
N

LegoPirateNinja posted:

my facebook emails go to my regular email so i dont even have to check facebook if someone has something important to say

on second thought why didnt she email you like an adult

nobody uses emails as a way to get in touch anymore idiot

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
Did you pick her up?

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
sounds like your dick gayme is weak op and that is why she is alway upset

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol a story for the grandkids for sure!

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