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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Need answers quick

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Sierra Nevada Torpedo.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

5 gays burg n fry

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Obv. the peanut butter milk stout by Belching Beaver

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30923/97563/

fuckWIT



(my friends like it but I think it's gross)

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
aqueous antacid would go pretty well with that, OP

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Beer n cookies? What are you? Go for a coffee liqueur or something. Oh a White Russian would be tight as well.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Busch

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Any possible combination sounds like it would be pretty terrible tbh.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

commit ur steel reserve

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
I dunno Sweet Baby Jesus maybe

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
ores upset my stomach on their own I can't imagine combining them with alcohol that would probably be a good way to detox orally

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
coffee stout

EDIT:

make sure you stomp the oreos into crumbs on the floor and eat them off of there you piece of poo poo filthy animal

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I would go for something not so sweet actually. Coors is good. The regular one. Not the silver bullet.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

I.C. posted:

I would go for something not so sweet actually. Coors is good. The regular one. Not the silver bullet.
The Banquet Beer.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Whirlwind Jones posted:

The Banquet Beer.

My man.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

I.C. posted:

My man.

They called it...... Banquet beer

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
High Life.

Its beer for youths.

Oreos are cookies for youths.

Enjoy your youth OP. Gas cuck fart gbs is dead.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
key lime pie mad dog 20/20

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I.C. posted:

I would go for something not so sweet actually. Coors is good. The regular one. Not the silver bullet.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

The rest of the ones you own and more from the beer store it closes soon hurry if you leave now you will just make it

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
serious answer that you can buy anywhere would be Guinness, or if you have a good beer store Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout or Nitro Milk Stout would be the best.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

City of Tampa posted:

Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout or Nitro Milk Stout would be the best.

I brew a nice milk stout with my left hand if u catch my drift

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I brew a nice milk stout with my left hand if u catch my drift

i bet that it's not half as creamy as Left Hand Brewing's offerings. Also it probably takes you a month to make one pint.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
some kind of stout type thing probably

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

City of Tampa posted:

i bet that it's not half as creamy as Left Hand Brewing's offerings. Also it probably takes you a month to make one pint.

k I'll try that one and you try mine and we'll compare notes

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


This is bizarre but explains a lot actually. Thank you for sharing.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
probably onoe of those stupid chocolate beers

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

psyopmonkey posted:

High Life.

Its beer for youths.

Oreos are cookies for youths.

Enjoy your youth OP. Gas cuck fart gbs is dead.

Please cheer up.

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
There was this poster about a football player who was nick named "the fridge" and it said "if there's beers in the fridge..." I forget the rest but it was something about not drunk driving

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
guinness and then get the oreos that have green minty filling

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lordoftheT posted:

Please cheer up.

Nah bro.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

City of Tampa posted:

serious answer that you can buy anywhere would be Guinness, or if you have a good beer store Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout or Nitro Milk Stout would be the best.

I know it's not a beer but the obvious answer here is a white russian.

God drat kids.

edit: Oh yes, you did an admirable job of answering questions and/or being a good city for once, City of Tampa. Also, the time i saw butts at Kens Winghouse in Tampa was nice as well.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

bud light lime-a-rita

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

psyop im worried about u :saddowns:

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

the great deceiver posted:

psyop im worried about u :saddowns:

Yeah same her posts have seemed really depressing the last couple days and it makes me sad.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
i don't even bother with drinking anymore, i just inject an ounce of rubbing alcohol directly into a vein

anyway, my vote is Bud Select, OP. a boring, palate-neutral beer to accompany a boring palate-soiling cookie

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 27, 2015

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Evil Twin's Imperial IPA would work.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Shock Top Fusion Light With Hint of Lime

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Young's Double Chocolate Stout.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sweet Baby Jesus.

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