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Infamous mafioso Pasquale Scotti was arrested in Brazil today after 31 years in hiding from Italian authorities for multiple murder charges. How did he do it? Last known picture and workup corrected for aging: Scotti upon arrest: Your guess is as good as mine.
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:08 |
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A unibrow is a very distinctive feature, as this italian gentleman clearly knows.
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:10 |
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How did they get him though, he looks like any old dad
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:36 |
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instead of a unibrow he has those thick rims
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:39 |
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I hope he trips on a cannoli and dies. fugettaboutit!
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:52 |
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The next time I murder someone I'm going to slap on a big cartoony unibrow and mustache beforehand.
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# ? May 27, 2015 03:55 |
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So some CIA, FSB, and some Brazilian police are hanging out in a bar, as they do, and one of them makes a bet to see who can catch a rabbit the fastest, winner gets Osama bin Laden. The CIA guys phone back to Langley, get a satellite in the air, wiretap every phone in a hundred-mile radius and have a supercomputer search for references to rabbits, and a day later they come back carrying a struggling rabbit. The FSB guys install hidden cameras in every burrow, wooded menu, and wizard's hat they can find, pay off the locals to tell them about any rabbit sightings, and twelve hours later an unmarked van drives by and dumps a sack containing a rabbit out the back before speeding off. The Brazilian police eventually wake up, order some hair of the dog, stagger into their cars and weave out of sight. Fifteen minutes later, they come back triumphantly carrying a broken-legged and bleeding pig that's squealing "I'm a rabbit! I'M A RABBIT!"
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# ? May 27, 2015 04:01 |
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That's a quality unibrow; he also hid in plain sight as Paul Bellini on Kids in the Hall
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# ? May 27, 2015 04:11 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:instead of a unibrow he has those thick rims I like how his glasses have a prosthetic unibrow
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:09 |
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Kuato posted:That's a quality unibrow; he also hid in plain sight as Paul Bellini on Kids in the Hall Holy gently caress, you made my week w/ this comment! I'm dying here. One day I hope to have fish w/ Bellini and to touch him....just ever so slightly in the gut.
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:21 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:08 |
A Wizard of Goatse posted:The Brazilian police eventually wake up, order some hair of the dog, stagger into their cars and weave out of sight. Fifteen minutes later, they come back triumphantly carrying a broken-legged and bleeding pig that's squealing "I'm a rabbit! I'M A RABBIT!" woah do you have any links to such examples, i would enjoy reading more
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:32 |