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looks like we found a prime reason for goons to convert to conservative christianity
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:21 |
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closeted republican posted:looks like we found a prime reason for goons to convert to conservative christianity Ha! Goons...
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:23 |
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Hehehehe.
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:23 |
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ive personally never had to do household chores for sex, but if it means i don't have to labour making this woman cum then sure ill clean up the garage it'll be easier on the wrist and my lovely L3...
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# ? May 27, 2015 06:12 |
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I honsetly think my christian parents would be incredibly offended by this fucker, but they are pretty chill about the whole thing. Some of my relatives on the other hand... drat I don't know. Once again some nutjob is taking the bible literally enough so that he doesnt have to feel guilty about raping his wife. Is it even about sex anymore? It sound very much as a display of power. If she doesnt want sex, she should know her place! If she doesn't know her place I will show her!!! Disgusting. I hope that idiot dies alone. He justifies his rape by being an instrument of god. You dont want sex? Well thats the bible aint down with that and I am god's servant and I will follow the scripture by forcing sex on you.
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# ? May 27, 2015 12:57 |
I got an instrument of God right here *grabs crotch*
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# ? May 27, 2015 13:13 |
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"Respect the cock!" -Jesus
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# ? May 27, 2015 13:34 |
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I've had women who couldn't refuse the offer of sex but that's just because I'm really charming and hang dong.
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# ? May 27, 2015 13:40 |
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Jesus Christ posted:I've had women who couldn't refuse the offer of sex but that's just because I'm really charming and hang dong. stop raping. mods?
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:04 |
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This guy reminds me of Stan from American Dad when he visited Saudi Arabia. Maybe we need to suggest that his true calling is to embrace the light of the Prophet Mohammad.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:04 |
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GOD is a human being.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:04 |
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I refuse my wife because I'd rather jack off op
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:07 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I refuse my wife because I'd rather jack off op this but unironically
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:09 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I refuse my wife because I'd rather jack off op with or without OP's consent tho?
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:10 |
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quote:I am a early forties,white male. I live in the United States. I was divorced and remarried and I have children from a previous marriage. Total marriage experience exceeds more than 15 years. I have more marriage experience than this dude, have never been divorced, and have a pretty great marriage because I don't do anything this guy says.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:11 |
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He married Satan and hosed his rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:13 |
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cynic posted:I have more marriage experience than this dude, have never been divorced, and have a pretty great marriage because I don't do anything this guy says. nice. honestly really good voted 5.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:19 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:I refuse my wife because I'd rather jack off op Do not spill your seed upon the ground
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:34 |
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It's some pretty solid advise but obviously it only works for certain situations. When my wife refuses sex I'm perfectly content with jerking off onto her hair while she sleeps. No big deal.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:35 |
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All of that sounds completely reasonable op.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:36 |
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P-Mack posted:Do not spill your seed upon the ground 1. Ezekiel 23:19Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:45 |
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Holy poo poo (From Biblical Gender Roles)quote:Men are built to conquer the world around them. They are built to lead, and boys follow boys and stop following girls at a very young age. Men find their value in what they do, in what they accomplish. As we previously established, men are Systemizers, and the best place for them to systemize is out in the world. I believe it is Biblical that a woman’s place is in the home (not saying she can never go out) but that caring for the needs of her husband, her children and her home should be the focus of her life. Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 14:59 on May 27, 2015 |
# ? May 27, 2015 14:56 |
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m...maybe i was too hasty with the whole "atheism" thing...
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:05 |
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Isn't the word "spatial"? Must've been a woman that made that graphic
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:19 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Isn't the word "spatial"? Must've been a woman that made that graphic looks like she won't be taken on any dates anytime soon
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:30 |
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I get why loser men would buy into this crap. I mean who wouldn't want a domestic servant. But, why would a woman hear any of this poo poo and say: "sign me up?"
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:54 |
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Tricky D posted:I get why loser men would buy into this crap. I mean who wouldn't want a domestic servant. But, why would a woman hear any of this poo poo and say: "sign me up?" I think you need to study that informative "women's brains are smaller" infographic a few posts up.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:07 |
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if i were a woman that would reallllllllllly piss me off lol
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:11 |
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for real though whats up with women and spatial reasoning now that its been brought up
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:12 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:for real though whats up with women and spatial reasoning now that its been brought up They don't play with legos.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:14 |
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Tricky D posted:They don't play with legos. also they suck rear end at quake 3
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:18 |
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Holy poo poo Is it biblical for a woman to be president? http://biblicalgenderroles.com/2014/07/01/does-the-bible-allow-for-a-woman-to-be-president-of-the-united-states/ quote:I have given all this Biblical evidence, and answered the false arguments of Christian feminists to say this – a Christian woman has no business running for or assuming the office of President of the United States. In fact a Christian woman has no business being in a leadership position over men, whether it is in the home, the church or society at large. God says “the head of the woman is the man” we would do well to follow his design. Would you vote for a woman? quote:Depending on the situation, yes. The reason is if the female candidate comes closer to Christian positions than the male candidate, I must support the lesser of the two evils. For instance if the female candidate is pro-life and the male candidate is pro-choice, I will most likely vote for the female candidate unless she is way off in some other way.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:27 |
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Haha, this guy is able to get married and you're not. You have come to a world called Gor
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:29 |
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these people probably have the most boring 5 pumps and done vanilla sex ever. if they do doggy style it's a craAaAazy night. fuckin lol
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:32 |
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Greg matter is thinking matter
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:34 |
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Wow, gods rules on sex and marriage seem p. hosed up. i wonder what kind of deal Satan would offer me and my domestic life partner instead
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:34 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Holy poo poo (From Biblical Gender Roles) dang being a ddued it's like having suporewpowers
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:40 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:dang being a ddued it's like having suporewpowers that dude has a conspicuously missing dong.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:41 |
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It sure is a crazy coincidence that guys like this mysteriously always have difficulty getting consensual sex!! Like, how come all the cool and good guys don't come out with lengthy guides on how to abuse and manipulate women into giving them sex because that's the only way they can get laid??
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:43 |
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InterFaced posted:that dude has a conspicuously missing dong. i'm using my superior tracking ability and 10% larger brain to perceive that you are right
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