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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Taco Bell is going natural, as the fast-food chain attempts a new strategy to compete for the Millennial consumer. The maker of the Doritos taco, Volcano Nachos and the 7-Layer Burrito announced that it would remove all artificial ingredients from its menu by the end of 2015.

While Taco Bell ( does not plan make changes to beverages and co-branded foods, the company reports that this move will impact more than 95% of its core food items. Taco Bell also plans to remove artificial preservatives and additives, including added trans fat, by the end of 2017.

"People haven’t slowed down, and more than ever want quality and convenience,” said Brian Niccol, Taco Bell CEO, in a statement. “They’re also telling us less is más when it comes to ingredients, so we’re simplifying with natural alternatives and staying true to who we are and what makes us unique.”

This announcement follows other large fast-food chains’ moves towards ‘healthful’ food. McDonald’s (MCD) plans to stop serving chicken raised with certain antibiotics, Chipotle (CMG) removed genetically modified organisms from its food, and Panera (PNRA) eliminated 85% of its artificial ingredients.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Diarrhea will still remain.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Taco Bell has only ever upset my bowels once and that was after like 12 volcano tacos. BRING ON THE MEATS gently caress YOU ARBYS

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Never has a thread more deserved this.

Caramel Macchiato

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I never had bathroom problems when it came to Taco Bell.

Never had a problem with Taco Bell period to be honest: it's a nice enough place for its price if you don't live near any cheap, real Mexican/Texmex food or if you want something cheap to eat at like 2 or 4 am (presumably because you're on drugs, but not necessarily).

Haven't had it in forever, though.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
avant garde blank menu

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Darf posted:

gently caress YOU ARBYS

Right?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
taco bell on a come up mother fuckers

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

a taco is junk food, it doesn't matter what you put in it if it's cooked right it'll taste good and be bad for you

fried/grilled meat in a flour or cornmeal tortilla

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

NecroMonster posted:

a taco is junk food, it doesn't matter what you put in it if it's cooked right it'll taste good and be bad for you

fried/grilled meat in a flour or cornmeal tortilla

shut your stupid mouth hippie

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i deeply resent that remark

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

NecroMonster posted:

a taco is junk food, it doesn't matter what you put in it if it's cooked right it'll taste good and be bad for you

fried/grilled meat in a flour or cornmeal tortilla

why hello there friend, kindly shut the gently caress up

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

NecroMonster posted:

a taco is junk food, it doesn't matter what you put in it if it's cooked right it'll taste good and be bad for you

fried/grilled meat in a flour or cornmeal tortilla

you're a loving idiot shut up and leave

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



free range, fair trade, grass-fed doritos

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



the meat in your chalupa comes from Domingo Espanza, who happened to fall into the meat processor of our Juarez plant while cleaning it out. Domingo's diet mostly consisted of stale tortillas and the sweat that leaked into his mouth while he was working at Taco Bell Juarez

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

generally tacos are better the more "garbage" the meat you put into them

really

basically americas version of the hot dog, only better

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Junk food is bad but it tastes good, I love kettle brand salt and vinegar chips!!!!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Genetically modified orgasms tia

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

tripe and tongue tacos are real good taco bell should start selling that

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's fine turds are in fact all natural

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine

NecroMonster posted:

tripe and tongue tacos are real good taco bell should start selling that

lengua loving owns

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Junky Junky in my WhimWhamBootieButt

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The taco bell in the town where I used to live was shut down for human feces in the refried beans. Yep, the employees would get up and take a big poo poo in the pan of beans and mix it all in. They had like 15 people sick off of it so the health department had to come in and they found it.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
taco bell products are becoming more and more clearly targeted at stoners

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

cow rectum lovingly slow cooked all day

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
what does switching to natural ingredients have to do with ending junk food??

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

NecroMonster posted:

a taco is junk food, it doesn't matter what you put in it if it's cooked right it'll taste good and be bad for you

fried/grilled meat in a flour or cornmeal tortilla



get hosed, hippie

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
^^^ that owns

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

exspurt analcyst posted:

The taco bell in the town where I used to live was shut down for human feces in the refried beans. Yep, the employees would get up and take a big poo poo in the pan of beans and mix it all in. They had like 15 people sick off of it so the health department had to come in and they found it.

link pls

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

exspurt analcyst posted:

The taco bell in the town where I used to live was shut down for human feces in the refried beans. Yep, the employees would get up and take a big poo poo in the pan of beans and mix it all in. They had like 15 people sick off of it so the health department had to come in and they found it.

Oh yeah well I lived pretty close to the Wendy's where that lady found the finger in her chili

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Well there goes the vegan fast food diet.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

SirDan3k posted:

Well there goes the vegan fast food diet.

the real tragedy

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Diarrhea will still remain.

pretty much cleared up the thread right here

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

taco bell products are becoming more and more clearly targeted at stoners

i think thats been the plan for like 10 years now or whenever they decided to stay open until 3am

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
free range chalupas

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They are still gonna cut their ground beef wjth all natural sand.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

generally tacos are better the more "garbage" the meat you put into them

really

basically americas version of the hot dog, only better

Uh. Didn't America invent the hot dog? I know its antecedent is the sausage but still.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

america invented the taco way before it invented the hot dog

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

america invented freedom fries

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

dog buttz posted:

america invented freedom, fries

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