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Bernie Sanders should be President of FIFA.
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Mein Eyes! posted:who or what are you 16/f/california
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May 27, 2015 13:21
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TEAYCHES posted:indict the international olympic committee next
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May 27, 2015 13:22
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Nanomashoes posted:Department of Justice announces shocking new trial location: Qatar. Bill Clinton breaks a mirror. Story has it when the US lost the bid Bill was so mad he tore apart his hotel room and could only be calmed down by a row of bare breasted interns.
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May 27, 2015 13:31
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where can I find some real live authentic european responses to this. did we do good? i must know
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May 27, 2015 13:33
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argondamn posted:where can I find some real live authentic european responses to this. did we do good? i must know Pictures of Obama doing an Abbottabad Raid-style hunt for Sepp Blatter would immortalise him as a hero around these parts.
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May 27, 2015 13:36
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Nanomashoes posted:Department of Justice announces shocking new trial location: Qatar. Bill Clinton breaks a mirror. I forgot that Ol' Slick Willy had a dog in this fight as well. Hopefully he finds a way to make this as painful as possible for everyone involved. 
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May 27, 2015 13:36
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argondamn posted:where can I find some real live authentic european responses to this. did we do good? i must know on this very forum http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3570853&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=78#post445815012
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May 27, 2015 13:39
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This is sweet revenge on FIFA for threatening to kick out the Israel FCs.
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May 27, 2015 13:41
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Ripoff posted:I forgot that Ol' Slick Willy had a dog in this fight as well. Hopefully he finds a way to make this as painful as possible for everyone involved. I want to believe that the Comeback Kid is the one that kicked off the investigation after a series of angry phone calls from his trashed hotel room.
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May 27, 2015 13:42
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opus111 posted:i don't think americans quite understand the relationship between FIFA and everybody else in football nations... Blatter is like the most hated man in europe. good point. i guess i just want comeuppance. also USA saves your asses again like WW2 and the cold war. "ArmZ" posted:i guess i just want cum
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May 27, 2015 13:50
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:it'll be interesting to see who the republicans hate more: Loretta Lynch or Eurotrash soccer millionaires Apparently the latter as McCain sent a letter telling Blatter he should resign. 
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May 27, 2015 13:50
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argondamn posted:where can I find some real live authentic european responses to this. did we do good? i must know If we end up arresting Blatter, we can probably invade the middle east another 10 or 15 times just off the goodwill of that action alone. Without him, maybe once or twice.
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May 27, 2015 14:00
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Ripoff posted:I forgot that Ol' Slick Willy had a dog in this fight as well. Hopefully he finds a way to make this as painful as possible for everyone involved. Can someone expand on this a little? I'm not american and have no interest in soccer so I'm not sure what the tie to Clinton is
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May 27, 2015 14:01
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thunderspanks posted:Can someone expand on this a little? I'm not american and have no interest in soccer so I'm not sure what the tie to Clinton is He was the head of the US bid and spent a great deal of time campaigning to get the world cup held here. When Qatar was announced he was not pleased.
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May 27, 2015 14:06
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Five years later the people that angered him are as good as in jail. Coincidence?
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May 27, 2015 14:09
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 That's just beautiful, really.
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May 27, 2015 14:17
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This one time I wanted to take a friend for dinner (wanted to get into her pants) so I asked my brother to recommend a restaurant. He said to try a place called auberge michele, and as we walked in there were all these photos of celebrities eating there. I thought to myself, hey that's cool, until I spotted his majesty sepp blatter in one of the pictures. My wallet shriveled up into itself and I quietly died inside. And I didn't even gently caress her in the end 
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May 27, 2015 14:24
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Apparently, none of the indicted officials are European, and most are from Latin America: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/05/27/sports/soccer/the-fifa-officials-charged-with-corruption.html
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May 27, 2015 14:25
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Helical Nightmares posted:This really is hilarious. It's getting late in the game, this is a hail Mary but if it works they will love us See I put in a little football metaphor here
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May 27, 2015 14:37
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how deluded do you have to be to think american football is anywhere as hosed up as soccer lol
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May 27, 2015 14:39
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I was bored so here's this.
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May 27, 2015 14:44
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Mange Mite posted:It's getting late in the game, this is a hail Mary but if it works they will love us Yeah I was totally wrong. The pro USA response is almost like putting a man on the moon.
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May 27, 2015 14:48
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cant wait for isis to start qataring off heads at the world cup
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May 27, 2015 14:53
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What does tis mean for the next iteration of the popular FIFA: World Cup videogame series, OP??
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May 27, 2015 14:55
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Someone quick, draw a political cartoon of Clinton shattering a soccer ball shaped mirror or something. Or the mirror inscribed with "fifa" and the ghost of soccer rising from the ashes.
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May 27, 2015 14:56
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Nanomashoes posted:He was the head of the US bid and spent a great deal of time campaigning to get the world cup held here. When Qatar was announced he was not pleased. I want Hillary to win just so Bill could stroll up to the press and say "My pet project as First Gentlemen is the destruction of FIFA and all its people."
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May 27, 2015 15:33
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Applewhite posted:What does tis mean for the next iteration of the popular FIFA: World Cup videogame series, OP?? bonus ac-130 mission
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May 27, 2015 15:38
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Applewhite posted:What does tis mean for the next iteration of the popular FIFA: World Cup videogame series, OP?? Free to play*.
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May 27, 2015 15:45
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soccer is for faggots e: and little kids not old enough to play a real sport
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May 27, 2015 15:51
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"Today, we're giving FIFA a..." *pause for effect * "..red card" --The IRS, at a press conference moments ago 
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May 27, 2015 16:06
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i'mm just glad we're going after the real bad aguys for once
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May 27, 2015 16:28
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I hope they try to retaliate against the US by banning our team from the World Cup or some poo poo so we can laugh in their faces and issue more indictments.
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May 27, 2015 16:48
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I assume the headline on European newspapers today is something like, "America saves football, grateful Europeans agree to call it Soccer", right?
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May 27, 2015 16:51
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my phantom dick is mad hard right now
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May 27, 2015 16:53
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TEAYCHES posted:indict the international olympic committee next
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May 27, 2015 16:59
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Pick posted:my phantom dick is mad hard right now This is gbs, its acceptable if you get a real one
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May 27, 2015 17:05
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I don't give a flying gently caress about soccer like most americans but the sheer amount of joy and schadenfreude this is bringing out of the world is loving hillarious
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May 27, 2015 18:49
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TEAYCHES posted:indict the international olympic committee next
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May 27, 2015 18:56
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Nanomashoes posted:He was the head of the US bid and spent a great deal of time campaigning to get the world cup held here. When Qatar was announced he was not pleased. Nanomashoes posted:Five years later the people that angered him are as good as in jail. Coincidence? Five years after what? The mirror smash thing seems to have happened only a year ago.
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