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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fiend posted:

Just as shady and corrupted as Amrican Futbol.

lol they're even worse believe it or not

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fetus Tree posted:

what the blue gently caress does this have to do with anything

Amerikkka is bad therefore everything is permitted

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

TEAYCHES posted:

i hope isis wins the qatar world cup

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

TEAYCHES posted:

now we can extradite all the international tax dodgers

right

right??

send a letter full of pretty pleases to Loretta Lynch and hope for the best

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Goodpancakes posted:

Yeah no one is going to bat for blatter and his cronies.

it'll be interesting to see who the republicans hate more: Loretta Lynch or Eurotrash soccer millionaires

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
ahahahahaha they planned out various bribes and other financial crimes on US soil and used US banks for moving the money

https://www.bj.admin.ch/bj/en/home/aktuell/news/2015/2015-27-05.html posted:

By order of the Federal Office of Justice (FOJ), six soccer officials were arrested in Zurich today (Wednesday) and detained pending extradition. The US authorities suspect them of having received bribes totaling in the USD millions.

The six soccer functionaries were arrested today in Zurich by the Zurich Cantonal Police . The FOJ’s arrest warrants were issued further to a request by the US authorities. The US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of New York is investigating these individuals on suspicion of the acceptance of bribes and kick-backs between the early 1990s and the present day. The bribery suspects – representatives of sports media and sports promotion firms – are alleged to have been involved in schemes to make payments to the soccer functionaries – delegates of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) and other functionaries of FIFA sub-organizations – totaling more than USD 100 million. In return, it is believed that they received media, marketing, and sponsorship rights in connection with soccer tournaments in Latin America. According to the US request, these crimes were agreed and prepared in the US, and payments were carried out via US banks.

Way to find the one way to get :911: to care about soccer you assholes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fetus Tree posted:

it involved money, so yes

they also broke the unspoken rule that only Americans are allowed to commit nine-figure+ fraud in America

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

TEAYCHES posted:

indict the international olympic committee next

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
just thought of something: think anyone in Congress saw a penny or an extra vote from all of the millions that FIFA was shuttling around through US banks?

like hell they did

FIFA forgot to pay the piper

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Only one?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
one thing I love is that the soccer forum thread about all this is locked because various foreigners got angry every time an American said something about anything

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Alan Smithee posted:

building all those hot dog stand propped up by wooden beams

This isn't the Doobie thread.

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