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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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It'd also be easier for FIFA to fight charges in Europe than in the US because in the US nobody gives a gently caress about soccer.

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Their cooperating witnesses are all from the Americas.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

1337JiveTurkey posted:

It doesn't sound like the banks did anything criminal or even unseemly in this case (that's something I don't say every day), they're just doing their usual thing of moving money between accounts. So I believe Bank of America or whoever didn't know any more about the transactions than any other that its clients were making, but American laws govern transactions made through those banks.

Also if anyone's already pled guilty, they did so before being arrested and were actively assisting the investigation in exchange for a lighter sentence. So there's probably recordings of some of the juicer stuff including things that may not be under American jurisdiction but could be prosecuted elsewhere.

Right. I just meant more that this is basically the only way the American DOJ could prosecute a high-profile executive without actually harming any American interests -- i.e., go after what is essentially foreign corruption on U.S. soil. It's a good step but it's also a way to score points for attacking corruption without actually attacking any domestic corruption.

Said another way, FIFA executives aren't going to be contributing to any American political campaigns, and the American economy won't implode if they're prosecuted.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

so what you're saying is the EU should handle America's corruption cases

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Mercury_Storm posted:

How did the organization start its slipslide into becoming the corrupt entity it is now anyways?
You could count the number of FIFA member countries that aren't insane cesspits of corruption without running out of fingers and toes.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

awesome-express posted:

so what you're saying is the EU should handle America's corruption cases

Would make me ecstatic

Start with prosecuting Cheney for war crimes

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Would make me ecstatic

Start with prosecuting Cheney for war crimes

Aren't Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld on arrest lists if they step foot in certain countries?

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

paragon1 posted:

I wonder if civil asset forfeiture is going to come into play here.

I eagerly await "United States v. Immeasurable Fuckton of Dirty Soccer Cash".

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A Winner is Jew posted:

Aren't Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld on arrest lists if they step foot in certain countries?

Kissinger is the famous one who has to really make sure it's okay to travel abroad.

Not that it matters now he's like 1,000.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

awesome-express posted:

so what you're saying is the EU should handle America's corruption cases

Don't european and american intelligence agencies share info with each other to get around laws against spying on domestic citizens? I'd imagine they wouldn't want to lose access if they messed with the wrong domestic interests.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Let's say Blatter didn't commit any crimes on US soil, but he did in Europe, and his arrested flunkies roll over and provide evidence to that end. Is it possible he could be arrested and extradited to the applicable country?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Let's say Blatter didn't commit any crimes on US soil, but he did in Europe, and his arrested flunkies roll over and provide evidence to that end. Is it possible he could be arrested and extradited to the applicable country?

You don't need to commit a crime to be indicted on RICO charges, you just need to encourage criminal activity within your organization. It's the whole point of a RICO case.

Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 23:56 on May 27, 2015

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Let's say Blatter didn't commit any crimes on US soil, but he did in Europe, and his arrested flunkies roll over and provide evidence to that end. Is it possible he could be arrested and extradited to the applicable country?

I dunno the precise legalese of it but using a US bank to pass bribes is pretty much committing a crime on US soil.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I dunno the precise legalese of it but using a US bank to pass bribes is pretty much committing a crime on US soil.

blatter certainly did not do anything nearly so careless as that

seriously, sepp blatter has managed to stay on top of the extremely cutthroat world of international football for years and years and years despite everyone knowing he was corrupt, i can pretty much guarantee you that he's taken pains to insulate himself in a situation like this

he is best thought of as a sort of vampire, imo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

V. Illych L. posted:

blatter certainly did not do anything nearly so careless as that

seriously, sepp blatter has managed to stay on top of the extremely cutthroat world of international football for years and years and years despite everyone knowing he was corrupt, i can pretty much guarantee you that he's taken pains to insulate himself in a situation like this

he is best thought of as a sort of vampire, imo

Blatter may not have but someone in FIFA did and the RICO act gives 0 fucks :getin:.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Blatter may not have but someone in FIFA did and the RICO act gives 0 fucks :getin:.

Yeah this.

RICO is literally the reason why all the NY crime family bosses are in prison for life right now and you can bet your rear end they were way more insulated than Blatter ever was.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

we'll see. i hope y'all are right, certainly

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

A Winner is Jew posted:

Yeah this.

RICO is literally the reason why all the NY crime family bosses are in prison for life right now and you can bet your rear end they were way more insulated than Blatter ever was.

Also, probably responsible for less deaths than Blatter on an individual basis.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

V. Illych L. posted:

we'll see. i hope y'all are right, certainly

RICO is very likely in the top 5 overreaching American federal laws, which is a high loving bar. It's the nuclear missile of conspiracy prosecutions. The very rare times somebody gets out from underneath a RICO indictment without flipping on a bigger fish is when the case is so mindbogglingly stupid or overbroad that a jury cannot convict with a straight face, because the law itself is written in such a way that everyone is guilty. Prosecutors can and do threaten small time defendants with RICO to get them to take pleas simply because a RICO prosecution is a nearly guaranteed prison sentence in a federal facility with no or limited parole.

This, of course, is the case where everyone is guilty so our practice of indicting everything and letting God sort them out will actually work out great for once.

OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state

pentyne posted:

Yes. Obviously FIFA couldn't outright say "Drop it or you'll be banned from the world cup" but their influence over football is so massive that any country that cares about it has to play along and wait their turn to bribe the officials.

This actually works both ways... for example when the Russian soldiers shot down the Malaysian Boeing 777 in Ukraine, which was full of Netherlands citizens, there was talk that they might pull out of the 2018 World Cup in Russia as a protest. If you want to stir up some serious poo poo, all you need is two important footballing nations in heart of Europe who might be enemies on the football field, but culturally closer to each other, such as Netherlands and Germany, or Italy and France, to be seriously pissed off at FIFA. If for any reason two countries like that decided to boycott a World Cup, there would be a massive outcry from all over Europe and you can bet that at least some heads in FIFA would roll.

tirinal
Feb 5, 2007
Yeah. When I woke up and read the news I was wholly uninterested, and then midway down the article they mentioned RICO and my eyebrows shot up. I'm amazed it's not mentioned in every headline.

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

Gyges posted:

Offering the US the World Cup as part of your bribe is like offering a Vegan a nice juicy steak to sweeten the deal.


So you're saying Obama's playing some 12 Dimensional chess over both the Ukraine and the Middle East.

Cleaning up corruption at FIFA would the biggest boost to the US' international reputation in at least a few decades.


Zeroisanumber posted:

Or getting ready to flip. If it were me, I'd be assembling paperwork and counting how many scalps I can hand to the FBI in order to save my own.
That is how the FBI Operates.

They find the easiest guy to coerce then offer him a Get of Jail Free card for someone bigger. Who they then offer a reduced sentence to for someone bigger. And up and up they go.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Right. I just meant more that this is basically the only way the American DOJ could prosecute a high-profile executive without actually harming any American interests -- i.e., go after what is essentially foreign corruption on U.S. soil. It's a good step but it's also a way to score points for attacking corruption without actually attacking any domestic corruption.

Said another way, FIFA executives aren't going to be contributing to any American political campaigns, and the American economy won't implode if they're prosecuted.

Also, I wouldn't be to sure about US companies not getting hosed right alongside FIFA.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-27/nike-s-deal-seems-to-track-u-s-claim-of-fifa-bribery-in-brazil-ia73w47c

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Once all these FIFA guys lawyer up I imagine the dominoes will fall rather quickly. I'm pretty sure a new Attorney General having people arrested in Switzerland on RICO charges and unsealing some convictions to dickwave is basically the "we are going to grind you into dust, and you should be happy we didn't just drone strike your rear end" of the legal world.

Oh my god if they actually went after US companies too :allears:.

Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 00:40 on May 28, 2015

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
It seems obvious to me they'll sideswipe some American companies as that's probably the easiest way to get records. Tell them to roll on who they gave money to or that crush them with FCPA and tag team with the IRS.

fspades
Jun 3, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So what I'm getting is, this is the harshest thing the US government could have done to FIFA short of authorizing a drone strike to Sepp Blatter's bedroom. Where does he go from here? Can he save his skin if he runs to Qatar or Russia or something? What if he gets prosecuted by the Swiss instead?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

fspades posted:

So what I'm getting is, this is the harshest thing the US government could have done to FIFA short of authorizing a drone strike to Sepp Blatter's bedroom. Where does he go from here? Can he save his skin if he runs to Qatar or Russia or something? What if he gets prosecuted by the Swiss instead?

Now that there's blood in the water, the Swiss are acting as well and won't let him leave.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

fspades posted:

So what I'm getting is, this is the harshest thing the US government could have done to FIFA short of authorizing a drone strike to Sepp Blatter's bedroom. Where does he go from here? Can he save his skin if he runs to Qatar or Russia or something? What if he gets prosecuted by the Swiss instead?
The Swiss are apparently prohibiting Blatter from leaving Switzerland right now.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

The Swiss are apparently prohibiting Blatter from leaving Switzerland right now.

Why would he leave? He's just about to get re-elected! :downs:

OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

The Swiss are apparently prohibiting Blatter from leaving Switzerland right now.

If that is true, I think Blatter might be very close to a panic attack right now. He has considered himself absolutely untouchable for the past two decades, around the globe. I guess he failed to take into consideration the simple fact that the Americans don't give a poo poo about football. God bless America :911:

fspades
Jun 3, 2013

by R. Guyovich

evilweasel posted:

Now that there's blood in the water, the Swiss are acting as well and won't let him leave.

Yeah, but they are simultaneously launching their own investigation, don't they? My fear is that they won't extradite him on the account of him being a Swiss citizen and indict him with their own laws instead, which might turn out to be more lenient than RICO. But I don't actually know how this stuff works in Switzerland.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

fspades posted:

Yeah, but they are simultaneously launching their own investigation, don't they? My fear is that they won't extradite him on the account of him being a Swiss citizen and indict him with their own laws instead, which might turn out to be more lenient than RICO. But I don't actually know how this stuff works in Switzerland.

It's a possibility sure, but even if they don't extradite him when those indicted roll on him (with RICO it's not a question of if but when) he's done and all the evidence that the FBI gets on him will more than likely be used in Swiss court. So while he might not get a room at Leavenworth it's virtually impossible for him to skip any jail time.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
If I had to guess the FBI is working with the Swiss and probably other European agencies. The FBI is going to take down the slam dunk CONCACAF cases which are jurisdictionally clear and pass information to other agencies that will either extradite people or locally prosecute them. It looks like the amount of bribery that goes around is so high and so poorly hidden that once other countries see the slice of pie the US gets from this they'll all jump in.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
While Blatter should probably be in jail, as a real-life Bond villain, what's probably more important is that, once Blatter gets locked up in the US or Switzerland, FIFA's entire power structure is gone and international soccer will have to clean up the gigantic mess.

And hell, it probably won't take Blatter getting indicted or even convicted, even after he gets reelected.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
So that begs the question, where does FIFA's influence come from? Why does anyone care about FIFA and just join a new/different organization while cutting off all FIFA ties?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Powercrazy posted:

So that begs the question, where does FIFA's influence come from? Why does anyone care about FIFA and just join a new/different organization while cutting off all FIFA ties?
1. Bribes
2. Institutional inertia
3. They own a ton of TV rights
4. Bribes
5. Complacency
6. Bribes
7. The people who had the power were in FIFA's power structure
8. Did I mention bribes yet?
9. Money
10. International play

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

tbp posted:

blatter : i wish that none of my cronies are able to compete with me for FIFA Presidency...

*finger on monkeys paw shrivels up*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I see that wikipedia has already decided what they think of FIFA...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racket_%28crime%29#See_also

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

1. Bribes
2. Institutional inertia
3. They own a ton of TV rights
4. Bribes
5. Complacency
6. Bribes
7. The people who had the power were in FIFA's power structure
8. Did I mention bribes yet?
9. Money
10. International play

Couldn't the EU/Switzerland forfeit their TV/Broadcast rights? I guess that wouldn't happen, but if there is blood in the water and it sounds like no one really likes FIFA anyway, couldn't that happen without much backlash?

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Powercrazy posted:

Couldn't the EU/Switzerland forfeit their TV/Broadcast rights? I guess that wouldn't happen, but if there is blood in the water and it sounds like no one really likes FIFA anyway, couldn't that happen without much backlash?
Imagine if half the NFL took their ball and left, stopped playing against the other half, and also couldn't be on TV.

America would loving riot.

NOTE: I have no idea which specific TV rights FIFA owns, but I imagine it's incredibly complex.

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