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Seriously tell me 'cause I need to tell the internet why this game is cooler than a game that already exists for money Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 27, 2015 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:29 |
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Poop
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:14 |
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Wicker is resilient and light, and great for tropical room decor. poo poo's expensive though
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:16 |
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My favorite part of Witcher is the combat system. It's very innovative. This is how I want to spend my life.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:17 |
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quote:Wickerwork is an important industry in Poland, employing hundreds of skilled workers to create goods for export to western Europe.[15]
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:19 |
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gross monsters
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:20 |
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wicker is more overt about the sexual overtones, so you don't have to go to the nexus forums and download your big titty honker mods
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:22 |
oh i get it, you typed the names of the games wrong
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:23 |
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Otto von Ruthless posted:oh i get it, you typed the names of the games wrong It shows that he is too cool and hip for video games.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:25 |
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Big G has finishing moves like Mortal Kombat which Skyrim does not have.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:30 |
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idk op maybe wicker 3 is a good game
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:30 |
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In Witcher 3, you play as Alucard Van Hellsign, a vampire who hunts his own kind. Guide Alucard through nefarious traps, creepy castles, deadly dungeons and primeval jungles as you search for the fabled Goblet of Blood, an artifact of great power. Along the way, you will face many deadly foes including an upside-down baby and a girl who looks hot at first but her face opens sideways and it's full of sharp teeth. Are you up to the challenge?
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:39 |
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Mad Pills posted:
fyi for those not in the know this is an aborted baby come to life that kills others pregnant mothers
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:39 |
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witcher 3 has clunky rear end controls, so you'll light candles and poo poo instead of looting some sack, your horse is retarded, the micromanaging of items, oils, dick lotions is tedious, the magic system sucks, but hey it has lots of sex and boobies in it so i still play it
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:42 |
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In Witcher Three, you can snap to cover and also "blindfire" which is an innovative gameplay mechanic. If you come across an enemy with a scripted cutscene death, you can hold down a button to activate "bullet time."
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:46 |
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Applewhite posted:In Witcher Three, you can snap to cover and also "blindfire" which is an innovative gameplay mechanic. It's like a revolution in gaming
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:49 |
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Spoilers: Witcher 3 will have two distinctly similar choices and a morally ambiguous third option at the end of the game.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:50 |
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It's pretty bullshit that iorveth and sasskia are not in the game at all after I spent all that time helping them in TW2.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:50 |
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Fun fact: the Sea Serpent boss at the end of the tower level is actually just a recolor of the sea serpent boss from Soul Revaer II: Legend of Sins with boobs added.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:53 |
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Nanomashoes posted:It's pretty bullshit that iorveth and sasskia are not in the game at all after I spent all that time helping them in TW2. Maybe this is better than sile having 2 lines then dying though.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:53 |
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Witchster III: Blood Reckoning DLC pack coming soon. In Blood Reckoning, Alucard has to travel to feudal Japan, where he will encounter Kappas, Yurei and also those ghosts which are just flying torsos whose intestines act like tentacles. Wander around an intricately detailed Japanese village. Certain paper doors can be punched through (indicated by an obvious color difference+shadow moving on other side). All vases are destroyable but none of them contain treasure.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:00 |
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it's all about the sunsets
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:03 |
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The secret to defeating the swarming bats which attack nonstop during the level where you have to climb along a narrow ledge is to stop and kill each bat individually. If applied correctly, this technique allows players to complete the deadly ledge climb segment within three hours!
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:05 |
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go medium armor and sign spec and max igni out that shits op im killing monsters and doing contracts 10+ levels higher than me cause it burns for % health just my 2c!
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:05 |
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Most of the time, low hedges act as an impassable barrier keeping Alucard on the trail, but in Sunderburg Village there is an upturned wheelbarrow that allows you to climb over the otherwise impenetrable fence of shrubs and reach a *SECRET AREA*. Reaching the secret area will earn you a "Secret Area Found" achievement.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:10 |
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this poo poo is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:12 |
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The guy in Witcher has sex with beautiful big-titted ladies all the time and I play games to ESCAPE from reality, not continue my own life tyvm.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:20 |
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oldpainless posted:The guy in Witcher has sex with beautiful big-titted ladies all the time and I play games to ESCAPE from reality, not continue my own life tyvm. Same reason I can't get into Sonic the Hedgehog.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:26 |
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One of my couches permanently smells like pee because a girl squirted on it. Anyway, that story is more fun than Skyrim or The Witcher.
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:37 |
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oldpainless posted:The guy in Witcher has sex with beautiful big-titted ladies all the time and I play games to ESCAPE from reality, not continue my own life tyvm. Same and also punching
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# ? May 27, 2015 16:45 |
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you can make a weird looking fucker in skyrim and i dont think you can do that in wicker
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:03 |
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I bought wicker haven't played it yet. Disappointed to hear I can't make some weird potato man like on Oblivion
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:25 |
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Kuato posted:I bought wicker haven't played it yet. Disappointed to hear I can't make some weird potato man like on Oblivion You stupid loving idiot!@!!!!
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:25 |
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JebanyPedal posted:You stupid loving idiot!@!!!! Wow, that's just mean, man. Mean. Mods???
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:27 |
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Kuato posted:Wow, that's just mean, man. Mean. Mods??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:27 |
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cd projekt can actually write an interesting narrative
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:36 |
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Applewhite posted:In Witcher 3, you play as Alucard Van Hellsign, a vampire who hunts his own kind. Guide Alucard through nefarious traps, creepy castles, deadly dungeons and primeval jungles as you search for the fabled Goblet of Blood, an artifact of great power. sounds like my jams yo
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:37 |
witcher 3 is great, you can buy your own appartment which you can decorate how you like then you can look for a job for alucard (the main character) which will earn you money to buy stuff! you also need to watch out for a couple of needs that alucard has, like peeing, food and sex with monsters, so its like really living in a medival world full of monsters, which is better than my disgusting life its really cool and good
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:41 |
calusari posted:cd projekt can actually write an interesting narrative mmmmm yeah baby give me 500 names of places, people and events that happened outside my pervue tell me about how many millenia this war has been going on what's that? legends say? and a prophecy? god drat girl you making me get out my moleskin just so i can keep up with all this
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:43 |
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Geraldo Rivera is my favorite JRPG protagonist.
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:57 |