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Moridin920 posted:I had a roller in middle school. It was great, especially when they gave you those heavy as gently caress text books and the teachers wanted you to bring them to class all the time. i would have loving MURDERED YOU if i ever would have seen that bullshit you loving wierdo
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:05 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i would have loving MURDERED YOU if i ever would have seen that bullshit you loving wierdo nah dude I would start spinning while holding the handle part and it'd be like mario and bowser in Mario 64 and I'd just swing that poo poo straight into your jaw and the wheels would shatter your teeth
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:10 |
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can you believe these idiots???? they walk around all day rolling their little bags around like they are better than everyone else because they are nt actually lifting their bags. like they arer too good for it. they probably have some quasimodo lackey toting their poo poo around for them when they are at home and servants waiting on them hand and foot whilke they sip tea and eat crumpets in the loving conservatory. roller bag people like this should be be killed and their bodies burned in a dumpster
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:12 |
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Moridin920 posted:nah dude I would start spinning while holding the handle part and it'd be like mario and bowser in Mario 64 and I'd just swing that poo poo straight into your jaw and the wheels would shatter your teeth i highly doubt it. i know jujitsu
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:13 |
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i mean seriously, whats the deal with these people??? its all i ever think about. it consumes my existence. I cannot sleep, eat, or drink without these loving wierdos entering my consciousness and saturating my reality. there is no escape from the dread inducing visage of these mother fuckers wheeling their shithole bags all over this gay earth. the wheels are like fingernails on a chalkboard. i spend most waking hours screaming at the top of my lungs. please deliver me from this hellish roller bag nightmare..
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:25 |
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ive been walking around w/ my roller backpack for like 3 hours OP, just wandering around. It's really working well.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:25 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ive been walking around w/ my roller backpack for like 3 hours OP, just wandering around. It's really working well.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:27 |
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please explain to me how these "people" even exist. please.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:30 |
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dad gay. so what posted:please explain to me how these "people" even exist. please. You first tubby.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:31 |
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psyopmonkey posted:You first tubby. wow, rude
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:32 |
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lol i know right and whats the deal with milk theres never any chocolate milk left in the cafeteria its always just regular and im like bitch, my mum packed me a dairylea snack pack i gotta get chocolate milk with that poo poo, also gently caress math homework aint nobody got no time for that
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:35 |
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i never see any dudes use these, but i see like 30-50 year old women around here using them all the time. they're also usually slow and block whole escalators so i get around them as soon as i can. seems like it'd be annoying to have tbh. gay messanger bag superiority
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:38 |
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Who even uses a bookbag? Who are you kidding really, I had a single accordian binder and it was mainly for carrying drugs and cigarettes and putting in all the papers people gave me on the way to the trash
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:39 |
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always have that one kid in school that carries a briefcase weirder and more dorky than even the roller backpack kids
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:41 |
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My parents made me use a rolling backpack for a while Other kids would fill it with dirt and stuff when I wasn't looking.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:42 |
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pixelbaron posted:always have that one kid in school that carries a briefcase in my school briefcase kid was called roland and he had a hunchback and smelled of poo i bet he is a goon now, roland step forth
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:42 |
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pixelbaron posted:always have that one kid in school that carries a briefcase the kid in my highschool who carried a breifcase killed himself, no joke
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:43 |
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For people who need to carry a briefcase around, it's not so uncommon to use rolling ones.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:45 |
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dad gay so what really mad at the banal observation that people who use roller backpacks in hs/college are invariably social misfits and weirdos. BUT PEOPLE USE THEM IN AIRPORTS, said an idiot who completely missed the point.
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# ? May 27, 2015 20:53 |
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I've asked myself this but about people w transition lenses
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:12 |
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i dont think ive seen a person wear transition lenses since 2006.
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:13 |
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there was a weird kid in my HS that had a roller backpack and he always sprinted everywhere so you could hear that motherfucker coming from like across campus with that loud rear end roll
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:18 |
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I used one in high school briefly but I was mocked and bullied mercilessly until I switched back to a normal backpack. The system works.
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:18 |
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Xaris posted:i dont think ive seen a person wear transition lenses since 2006. I have a friend who wears them, I feel exactly the same about it as I do about rollie bags
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:18 |
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i wonder what ArbitraryC would do if he ever had a personality?
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:19 |
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That's not to say I wasn't mocked and bullied mercilessly for my many other social failings afterwards.
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:19 |
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dad gay. so what posted:the kid in my highschool who carried a breifcase killed himself, no joke lmao that is hosed up dude
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:20 |
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Because the things loving weirdos carry around with them take up a lot of room. For example, a collection of knifes or a several hand guns.
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:22 |
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A guy in my anthropology class used one and started every loving sentence "welll as a TEACHER myself I think....." and everyone wanted to throw books at him screaming "youre a loving special ed teachers AIDE, not teacher. You change tard diapers and wipe drool gently caress I hated Charles. gently caress you charles.
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# ? May 27, 2015 21:57 |
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i did an education module at uni and loving hell teachers are the #1 most annoying people to be in a class with, they won't shut the gently caress up about their teacher bullshit, and theyre completely retarded
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# ? May 27, 2015 22:13 |
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I knew a girl with a rolling backpack in high school. She was super conservative and once held a whole-school assembly where everyone had to go out into the track field and watch her ride her horse. She ended up going to an all-girl equestrian college that just shut down last year. Facebook tells me she just got engaged. We're both 23. I wish her well in her horse-filled life.
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# ? May 27, 2015 22:22 |
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I don't get why people use roller-suitcases for carry-on luggage either. Inevitably, the handle is built for a loving hobbit so you're bent over and hurting your back the whole time anyway, and the rails and wheels take away precious space that could be used to carry things. It's hard to find a good maximum-sized-carryon backpack that opens up flat, though. When my current one gives up the ghost, I'm going to be very sad.
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# ? May 27, 2015 22:26 |
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pretend i posted a gif or something of ron swanson saying real men dont get the ground to carry their luggage for them, my unironic opinion
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# ? May 27, 2015 22:28 |
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vug posted:i did an education module at uni and loving hell teachers are the #1 most annoying people to be in a class with, they won't shut the gently caress up about their teacher bullshit, and theyre completely retarded Had a Russian history class, I kept trying to say 1930s Russian film was a bunch of faggotry because they didn't turn their films into snuff films; they was purging millions anyway might as well have made their films more authentic and kill those people on film. Twink professor didn't acknowledge the greatness of this idea and I was like "go gently caress your self rear end in a top hat, I should be teaching this loving class". A lot of poo poo like this goes on in so-called "academia." Ugh
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