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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
does he have a bomb why is he driving slowly why arent they stopping him

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dad gay. so what drives towards five guys, his vision, blurry. his breathing, heavy. he must make it there before the gout takes him. he must consume. the police can only watch a hungry man struggle to satiate his lust for 5gusy

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

The Kraken posted:

lmao he puts his hazard lights on

Just set himself up for another ticket, what a clown

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




XMNN posted:

does he have a bomb why is he driving slowly why arent they stopping him

if he goes above 5mph his car will explode

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm the police officer who gave the thumbs up

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Police just released a photo of the driver

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
:lol:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
one of the things i most respect america for is live streaming car chases with news anchors armchair generaling about spike strips and pit maneuvers

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lol this is boring

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

the tactical situation is changing by the second because he is moving

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

XMNN posted:

one of the things i most respect america for is live streaming car chases with news anchors armchair generaling about spike strips and pit maneuvers

its good mid-day ratings. the problem is that it makes the people on tv have to ad-lib rather than just read a teleprompter like they usually do.

this often exposes how truly stupid and talent-less these people are (other than their looks)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Haruharuharuko posted:

Police just released a photo of the driver


Molemen, you rascal!

:argh:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

XMNN posted:

one of the things i most respect america for is live streaming car chases with news anchors armchair generaling about spike strips and pit maneuvers

I think dispassionately watching other people's lives fall apart on rolling news networks with no empathy at all is a fundamental part of the american dream

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
This is an incredibly boring car chase

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




:siren:he's going faster:siren:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Oh oh he just looked at the news helicopter, he certainly knows that everyone is looking at him.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
he must be going a whole 40 or 50 mph now

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I LIVE!

I DIE!

I LIVE AGAIN!

*increases speed to 10 mph*

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

he's going to mexico

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




WITNESS ME

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005
hes sobering up before he talks to the cops again

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lol at this broadcaster


ooh ohh.. looks like he's got a cell phone because his hand is off the wheel.. oh maybe not.. nevermind

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
The most exciting thing is the Severe T-Storm Warning so far

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
EXIT, Shits getting real

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*goes 40mph*

WOW HES SURE MOVING AT A DECENT CLIP NOW

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
he is off the highway people

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

XMNN posted:

he is off the highway people

Chaos reigns

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

it's cool how the newscasters know the exit name

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Now that's more like it, he went across the grass divide :siren:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




poo poo IS GOING DOWN

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

it just became "legit dangerous"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In a parking lot now

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
sweet u-turn

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010
IT'S HEATING UP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope he does one of those moves where he makes the cops go in a circle lol

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

what in his live got him to this point

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Truck Stop Stall posted:

what in his live got him to this point

5guys

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
We are on the service road

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




this is gonna end in a suicide isn't it

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Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
I was hoping he was driving to a specific place for some reason but no longer looks like that with the turns since he got off the freeway.

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