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Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Sweet Tea posted:

no she's got a birth control implant so i can blam wherever.

My ex has that too.

But i could totally imagine her having it taken out and not telling me. Trust only yourself, then bang them into oblivion.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

naem posted:

Several ex's stalked me for months, probably because they were surprised I dumped them since I'm all nice and blonde and Midwestern-friendly and thought they could get away with b/s, also it was likely due to my nine inch long penis

They just wanted to get their mitts on some of your sweet squirrel art.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The e/n thread is very clear on this issue:

Do not sex the ex

However this only makes you want to do it more

lol if you think I'm going to let a bunch of goons tell me who I shouldn't gently caress

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Sex with the ex: comfort food for your dick

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

u should try it just so you can experience something going from the best idea ever to the worst idea ever in 0.5 seconds

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

u should try it just so you can experience something going from the best idea ever to the worst idea ever in 0.5 seconds

come on man. i last longer than half a second. that's just mean

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sure, unless you are one of those guys that gets super emotional about sex in which case no

hth

i mean you're not like on unfriendly terms with her right what's the problem?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

u should try it just so you can experience something going from the best idea ever to the worst idea ever in 0.5 seconds
it's cool / hosed up how the human brain works like that.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
sex girlfriend

naem
May 29, 2011

exspurt analcyst posted:

They just wanted to get their mitts on some of your sweet squirrel art.

Squirrels are v good it is true

E: I like them

Ee: squirrls

naem
May 29, 2011

Also I leike sex girlfrieds

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747
"Ex sex is the best sex"
It's a easy hook up and you both know what you're doing.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Yomofo posted:

It's a easy hook up and you both know what you're doing.

Yeah, it's always awkward when i get it wrong and stick it in her loving ear.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mooseykins posted:

Yeah, it's always awkward when i get it wrong and stick it in her loving ear.

It happens buddy. One day you will get laid and realize this.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
DO IT

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It happens buddy. One day you will get laid and realize this.

One day, i'll keep hope. :(

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Lets see, sticking it into someone I can't/don't trust, and shouldn't.

Crazy Ex sex is the bestest.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Don't feel bad about it as long as both of you can handle it (don't get clingy).

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Whirlwind Jones posted:

it's cool / hosed up how the human brain works like that.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
oh hey im a sex haver with ex girlfriends why yes I am

naem
May 29, 2011

Even better is someone else's ex gruel friend can I borrow one?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

rebounds own both in basketball and ex-girlfriends

guts and bolts
May 16, 2015

Have you heard the Good News?
loving my ex created that post-orgasm shame like twice as bad as anything else I've ever experienced

it didn't stop me from doing it but


e:

Flo Cytometer posted:

You need to stop getting emotionally involved with pillows.

you need to start, pillows are cheap dates

guts and bolts fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 28, 2015

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

guts and bolts posted:

loving my ex created that post-orgasm shame like twice as bad as anything else I've ever experienced

it didn't stop me from doing it but

You need to stop getting emotionally involved with pillows.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

A coworker told me today that she had gotten in a fight with her boyfriend because she got drunk and suggested a three-way with her ex and he took exception to the suggestion

I'm still not really sure why she told me this

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i'm probably gay

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

guts and bolts posted:

loving my ex created that post-orgasm shame like twice as bad as anything else I've ever experienced

the guy in your av would be disgusted with the bitch sentence you just wrote

guts and bolts
May 16, 2015

Have you heard the Good News?

oblique posted:

the guy in your av would be disgusted with the bitch sentence you just wrote

I get all my wrestling knowledge from the internet which assures me that CM Punk is a cuck who is going to die in UFC

I'm not worried, is what I'm saying

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

guts and bolts posted:

I get all my wrestling knowledge from the internet which assures me that CM Punk is a cuck who is going to die in UFC

I'm not worried, is what I'm saying

i hope he wins he's a really cool guy

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

loquacius posted:

A coworker told me today that she had gotten in a fight with her boyfriend because she got drunk and suggested a three-way with her ex and he took exception to the suggestion

I'm still not really sure why she told me this

Is she a retard?

When guys want a 3-way they rarely want a devil's 3-way, and the last person you want to spit roast your chick with is her ex. What a mug.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
i never did it she doesnt talk to me lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mooseykins posted:

Is she a retard?

When guys want a 3-way they rarely want a devil's 3-way, and the last person you want to spit roast your chick with is her ex. What a mug.

That's what I told her. It was definitely a really dumb thing to do considering he apparently wouldn't even agree to a non-devil three-way. She blamed the liquor.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





actually OP i change my mind please listen to e-rotic and have sex with this girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM


e-rotic is a good and fun band

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
HEY OP DO WHATEVER YOU WANT OK

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

girls don't view sleeping with an ex in the same manner as sleeping with a new person when they are in a relationship. Its like a half cheat so its always best leave on ok terms in case of a dry spell...pretty much anything above leaving with a restraining order seems to fly.
cuck cuck goose

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The ex that doesn't sex, thats the girl that got away - your true love

MrCerebral
Nov 11, 2013
$doesn't matter had sex$

unless you're raping people why should you feel bad

don't be a pussy

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Goons dont gently caress they watch animes jerk off and cry in a bag o cheetos.. stop lying op.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Flo Cytometer posted:

Lets see, sticking it into someone I can't/don't trust, and shouldn't.

Crazy Ex sex is the bestest.

Flo Cytometer posted:

sticking it into someone I can't/don't trust

Flo Cytometer posted:

sticking it into someone

sounds really hot

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

tater_salad posted:

Goons dont gently caress they watch animes jerk off and cry in a bag o cheetos.. stop lying op.


Sweet Tea posted:

sounds really hot

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