|
i naturally generate copious earwax. its gotten so bad that its completely blocked my right ear and i cant hear out of it anymore. any ideas for how to deal with this GBS?
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 20, 2024 01:30 |
|
|
also, ear wax is really bitter. please dont eat it, no matter how strong the urge may be
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:17
|
|
|
Mini Steel Earpick and Ear Cleaners Keychain (4-in-1 Set) http://www.dx.com/p/mini-steel-earpick-and-ear-cleaners-keychain-4-piece-set-26790#.VWZe0s9VhBc
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:19
|
|
|
Hector Beerlioz posted:Mini Steel Earpick and Ear Cleaners Keychain (4-in-1 Set) nah, keychains piss me off
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:20
|
|
|
If you swim twice a week you never have any ear wax. Makes you think.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:21
|
|
|
Pvt Dancer posted:If you swim twice a week you never have any ear wax. hmmm. i dont really have access to a pool. do you think i could play Endless Ocean twice a week instead?
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:23
|
|
|
Hydrogen Peroxide. Or have your boyfriend snake it clear with his magnum dong
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:33
|
|
|
god damnit...i just ate some more ear wax. do NOT eat your ear wax goons. it is super bitter.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:33
|
|
|
my cat loves the taste of earwax, she digs my q-tips out of the trash and stuff and sits there chewing on them
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:34
|
|
|
VendaGoat posted:Hydrogen Peroxide. lmao. what do i look like? some professional chemister?
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:35
|
|
|
reminder more to myself than you goons. do NOT eat your ear wax. ffs. blegggh.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:44
|
|
|
Get a Q-Tip.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:52
|
|
|
jesus loving christ. what is that poo poo you put on a kids thumb to get them to stop sucking it? i just need to pour an entire bottle of that into my ear
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:52
|
|
|
This stuff is fun it burbles It burbles inside you're are r head
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:53
|
|
|
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0011WFO1G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3/177-0301347-4668234?qid=1432774292&sr=1-3&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:53
|
|
|
naem posted:http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0011WFO1G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3/177-0301347-4668234?qid=1432774292&sr=1-3&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70 that is TEN loving dollars lol. who has that kind of money lying around
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:54
|
|
|
Thingyman posted:jesus loving christ. what is that poo poo you put on a kids thumb to get them to stop sucking it? i just need to pour an entire bottle of that into my ear actually, it's earwax
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:56
|
|
|
i just broke a huge gob of it off on my pinky and shoved it in my mouth without thinking. it was gross as gently caress but i have to say the consitency was strangely alluring. i just kind of sat there, swishing it around for a while. bleggh.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:56
|
|
|
ArtIsResistance posted:actually, it's earwax gently caress
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 01:56
|
|
|
I hear it would spread well on a Ritz Cracker.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:01
|
|
|
Blend it with your week old smegma and brush your teeth with it
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:04
|
|
|
five guys wax 'n' lovely fries
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:07
|
|
|
Thingyman posted:that is TEN loving dollars lol. who has that kind of money lying around It woorkds really good though it's like magic for your hole
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:12
|
|
|
If you are hole et is full of wacks? Your can clean your whole WITH BURBLEDs!!
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:13
|
|
|
colloidal silver
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:14
|
|
|
A Pygmy brush tail possum op
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:16
|
|
|
Shove a lit match into your ear canal. it's called ear candling and it totally works.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:44
|
|
|
welcome to my world op http://www.amazon.com/Elephant-Washer-Bottle-Doctor-Easy/dp/B005M2B5P0 youre welcome
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:52
|
|
|
don't put hydrogen peroxide in your ear btw. the bubbling just helps break up the wax ball through mechanical action, it isn't dissolving the wax or anything cool like that. and it dries out the wax too so if you don't get it out after using hydrogen peroxide or any of those ear drops it'll just get worse
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 02:57
|
|
|
Qtip dumbass. Or, get an ear spoon.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:01
|
|
|
tried to find a really gross rear end picture of a bug having been removed from a human ear but i'm not having much luck tonight so consider yourself lucky, op
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:02
|
|
|
Don't pack ear wax into your ear with a q-tip.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:03
|
|
|
Zeluth posted:Don't pack ear wax into your ear with a q-tip. Twist and scoop.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:04
|
|
|
psyopmonkey posted:Twist and scoop. In case you did not know, ear wax is there to help.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:06
|
|
|
psyopmonkey posted:Twist and scoop. how wide are your ear canals that you have room to scoop with a q-tip? don't poke around in your ears
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:07
|
|
|
Go to the doctor and get it syringed. Fun fact: the dry kind of earwax is on the same gene that makes your sweat not stink. I don't know if OP has the dry kind or if he's just compacted his gross ear goo with q-tips or what but I have the dry kind and not stinking is pretty loving cool.
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:09
|
|
|
you irl posted:welcome to my world op holy poo poo finally i've run into it again without trying. e: trying hurts, that's why i'm fat
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:09
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTPogv57GIo&t=64s
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:14
|
|
|
Shithouse Dave posted:Go to the doctor and get it syringed. are you asian? dry ear wax (and the no-stink gene) is more common among the slant vag crew. sticky ear wax is the white man's other burden
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 03:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 20, 2024 01:30 |
|
|
Thingyman posted:god damnit...i just ate some more ear wax. do NOT eat your ear wax goons. it is super bitter. is it worse than boogers?
|
|
#
?
May 28, 2015 13:56
|
|